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🎃Asia. Ooga booga, bitch 🎃 @afrosaxon7.bsky.social · Jul 3

A lot of new people are following me.

Lemme weed some of yall out:

NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA

BLACK LIVES MATTER (not R. Kelly tho)

BLACK WOMEN ARE THE STANDARD

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🎃Asia. Ooga booga, bitch 🎃 @afrosaxon7.bsky.social · 30m

I told my dentist that I get anxiety and I asked him if I could wear the cray vest because the weight helped.

That man gave me the vest and said if it helps, it's all yours.

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🎃Asia. Ooga booga, bitch 🎃 @afrosaxon7.bsky.social · 37m

I just watched a TikTok where this man was cursing people out biblically.

This man said "may your name be forgotten in rooms that matter."

Nigga. THAT IS COLD AS HELL!!!

Let me crack open my Word

🎃Asia. Ooga booga, bitch 🎃 @afrosaxon7.bsky.social · 2h

Growlithe

rome. @romewithadot.com · 3h

You make your way to a volcanic island to catch a fire Pokemon.

The ground shakes, and the volcano starts to blow, but you’re leaving here with SOMETHING!

You finally see what you’ve been looking for! You throw your Pokeball, and you catch…?

Well, what is it?! I couldn’t see through the smoke!

🎃Asia. Ooga booga, bitch 🎃 @afrosaxon7.bsky.social · 2h

Luxray

rome. @romewithadot.com · 3h

You get home with a shiver in your spine, but notice the power is out.

You call your electricity provider and they say the plant is being drained by an electric Pokemon!

Run down there and catch it! It don’t pay no bills around here!

Wait, it was dark in here so I couldn’t see…what was it?

🎃Asia. Ooga booga, bitch 🎃 @afrosaxon7.bsky.social · 2h

Haunter my love!

rome. @romewithadot.com · 3h

One dark, scary night, you wander through Lavender Town. Something goes bump in the night, but you’re ready for battle!

You’re ain’t afraid of no Ghost!

What Ghost Pokemon are you about to catch?

🎃Asia. Ooga booga, bitch 🎃 @afrosaxon7.bsky.social · 2h

Ooooosh! I'm going Scorbunny since I don't have a fire type yet

rome. @romewithadot.com · 3h

You’ve been doing amazingly so far.

As a reward, I’m going to let you choose…

A SECOND STARTER POKEMON!!!

🎃Asia. Ooga booga, bitch 🎃 @afrosaxon7.bsky.social · 2h

I'd pass out lol

🎃Asia. Ooga booga, bitch 🎃 @afrosaxon7.bsky.social · 2h

I actually like the Terasillizing

rome. @romewithadot.com · 3h

While looking through the exhibits, you learn about different abilities present in other regions. What’s the most interesting one to you?

🎃Asia. Ooga booga, bitch 🎃 @afrosaxon7.bsky.social · 2h

I'm taking Aerodactyl

rome. @romewithadot.com · 3h

You stop into a Pokemon museum.

It’s Fossil Day! They’re giving away free fossils and revivals!

Who are you taking home?

🎃Asia. Ooga booga, bitch 🎃 @afrosaxon7.bsky.social · 2h

Yes and Sylveon

rome. @romewithadot.com · 3h

You caught an Eevee!!!

Do you want to evolve it?

🎃Asia. Ooga booga, bitch 🎃 @afrosaxon7.bsky.social · 2h

We getting curry

rome. @romewithadot.com · 3h

It’s been a long day. You decide to take a break. What are you snacking on?

Galarian Curry? Paldean Sandwiches? Alolan Malasadas? Or just some ice cold Moo Moo Milk?

🎃Asia. Ooga booga, bitch 🎃 @afrosaxon7.bsky.social · 2h

Hot take: Magikarp. I see the potential lol

rome. @romewithadot.com · 3h

A kind fisherman gives you a spare rod. You decide to take some time fishing and enjoying the view.

Something’s on your hook! What do you reel in?

🎃Asia. Ooga booga, bitch 🎃 @afrosaxon7.bsky.social · 2h

Gloom. Dual grass/poison combo wombo

rome. @romewithadot.com · 3h

Still deep in the weeds, you find a grass type Pokémon!

Who are we adding to the roster?

🎃Asia. Ooga booga, bitch 🎃 @afrosaxon7.bsky.social · 2h

I think imma go Corviknight

rome. @romewithadot.com · 3h

Up in the air! You see a flock of bird Pokemon. You battle and catch one.

Who do you take to the skies with?

🎃Asia. Ooga booga, bitch 🎃 @afrosaxon7.bsky.social · 2h

Nymble

rome. @romewithadot.com · 3h

You’re walking through the forest when something drops down from a tree into your path.

It’s a bug Pokémon! You have to catch it, but what is it?

🎃Asia. Ooga booga, bitch 🎃 @afrosaxon7.bsky.social · 2h

Ima go with the OG Team Rocket

rome. @romewithadot.com · 3h

Before you head out, you see a news report that a sinister organization is up to no good. You decide that if you bump into any members, you’ll make sure to put up a good fight.

But who are they?

🎃Asia. Ooga booga, bitch 🎃 @afrosaxon7.bsky.social · 2h

Sinnoh

rome. @romewithadot.com · 3h

Which region’s Pokemon League would you like to challenge?

(Alola doesn’t have gyms, sorry!)

🎃Asia. Ooga booga, bitch 🎃 @afrosaxon7.bsky.social · 2h

Water

rome. @romewithadot.com · 3h

Lots of people want to be type specialists. Are you one of those people?

If you were, what type would you want to choose?

🎃Asia. Ooga booga, bitch 🎃 @afrosaxon7.bsky.social · 2h

Pokeball, Friend Ball and Net Ball

rome. @romewithadot.com · 3h

Oh! Make sure you grab some Pokeballs! You can pick three kinds!

(All of these balls work the same in #PokeSky, they’re just cosmetically different!)