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Full time STEM professional, part time imperfect woo girl. Dog mom. 🌈 Ally. (She/her)
I've developed a new system for passing on the men in dating apps.
Immediate no:
- First pic is a fish pic
- First pic is with a group and I can't tell who you are
- All pics are you in sunglasses
- All pics you have booze in hand
- Pics with your children and their faces aren't removed
Immediate no:
- First pic is a fish pic
- First pic is with a group and I can't tell who you are
- All pics are you in sunglasses
- All pics you have booze in hand
- Pics with your children and their faces aren't removed
December 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I've developed a new system for passing on the men in dating apps.
Immediate no:
- First pic is a fish pic
- First pic is with a group and I can't tell who you are
- All pics are you in sunglasses
- All pics you have booze in hand
- Pics with your children and their faces aren't removed
Immediate no:
- First pic is a fish pic
- First pic is with a group and I can't tell who you are
- All pics are you in sunglasses
- All pics you have booze in hand
- Pics with your children and their faces aren't removed
I fumbled the ex-NFL player.
Oops.... 🤷♀️
Oops.... 🤷♀️
December 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I fumbled the ex-NFL player.
Oops.... 🤷♀️
Oops.... 🤷♀️
Some guy I recently matched with asked me if getting money from him would make my life easier.
Wtf.
Wtf.
a close up of a man 's face with a beard making a funny face .
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December 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Some guy I recently matched with asked me if getting money from him would make my life easier.
Wtf.
Wtf.
Did I or did I not fumble a possible dinner date with a former NFL player??? Only time will tell...
December 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Did I or did I not fumble a possible dinner date with a former NFL player??? Only time will tell...
An Aries man... who is a great kisser and strong hands with an avoidant attachment style...
Why is this like literal cat nip to me????
Why is this like literal cat nip to me????
December 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
An Aries man... who is a great kisser and strong hands with an avoidant attachment style...
Why is this like literal cat nip to me????
Why is this like literal cat nip to me????
Am I just a little crazy... maybe...
December 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Am I just a little crazy... maybe...
Single and ready to start an anonymous fringe fetish IG account to mingle... isn't that a saying??
December 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Single and ready to start an anonymous fringe fetish IG account to mingle... isn't that a saying??
For the love of christ, please do not tell me on Monday you are attracted to me and still need space to reconsider if you want a relationship with me. Then on Friday night update your dating profile with recent pics you had sent me.
Men (specifically the military NP) are trash.
Men (specifically the military NP) are trash.
December 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
For the love of christ, please do not tell me on Monday you are attracted to me and still need space to reconsider if you want a relationship with me. Then on Friday night update your dating profile with recent pics you had sent me.
Men (specifically the military NP) are trash.
Men (specifically the military NP) are trash.
There was a few years window of time from like 13-15 (2001-2003) when my friends and I would go to the movies every Friday night. So many movies and being silly teenagers in the theater.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
There was a few years window of time from like 13-15 (2001-2003) when my friends and I would go to the movies every Friday night. So many movies and being silly teenagers in the theater.
Started watching the TS documentary.
When she cried, I cried. It's not a drinking game, it's a crying game.
When she cried, I cried. It's not a drinking game, it's a crying game.
December 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Started watching the TS documentary.
When she cried, I cried. It's not a drinking game, it's a crying game.
When she cried, I cried. It's not a drinking game, it's a crying game.
The concept of "if they wanted to, they would" is a very sad truth.
December 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The concept of "if they wanted to, they would" is a very sad truth.
I could be faced with the dilemma of considering stagnant pay for staying fully remote or jobs with in-office requirements and more money.
a man is wearing a black jacket with white stars on it and the word schitts creek on the bottom
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December 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I could be faced with the dilemma of considering stagnant pay for staying fully remote or jobs with in-office requirements and more money.
Do you think this dog has any idea how lucky she is??
December 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Do you think this dog has any idea how lucky she is??
Thank you for your message. I will be emotionally unavailable starting tomorrow at 12 pm PST until Sunday at 12 pm PST due to the release of a full concert recording and episodes of a documentary. My emotional connectivity will be limited at this time.
December 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Thank you for your message. I will be emotionally unavailable starting tomorrow at 12 pm PST until Sunday at 12 pm PST due to the release of a full concert recording and episodes of a documentary. My emotional connectivity will be limited at this time.
The man known as Cream Cheese potentially broke up with the gf he lied about having. 👀
December 11, 2025 at 7:06 AM
The man known as Cream Cheese potentially broke up with the gf he lied about having. 👀
It makes me a bit sad when I notice how much weight I've lost in my boobs.
December 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
It makes me a bit sad when I notice how much weight I've lost in my boobs.
To the young man at the gym aiming to seriously injure himself with the barbell,
Please take the time to look at 1-3 lifting form YT videos from reputable people before loading up two 45 plates per side and doing a weird squat/deadlift thing with the worst form ever.
♡, me.
Please take the time to look at 1-3 lifting form YT videos from reputable people before loading up two 45 plates per side and doing a weird squat/deadlift thing with the worst form ever.
♡, me.
December 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
To the young man at the gym aiming to seriously injure himself with the barbell,
Please take the time to look at 1-3 lifting form YT videos from reputable people before loading up two 45 plates per side and doing a weird squat/deadlift thing with the worst form ever.
♡, me.
Please take the time to look at 1-3 lifting form YT videos from reputable people before loading up two 45 plates per side and doing a weird squat/deadlift thing with the worst form ever.
♡, me.
Work is asking for me to do a EOY self-evaluation/2025 goal review.
Like why???? Why does it matter??
Like why???? Why does it matter??
December 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Work is asking for me to do a EOY self-evaluation/2025 goal review.
Like why???? Why does it matter??
Like why???? Why does it matter??
Yesterday the military NP and I shamelessly flirted all day, then he was like "I still don't know about this..."
So I quoted Taylor Swift and told him to get his shit together so I could love him.
So I quoted Taylor Swift and told him to get his shit together so I could love him.
December 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Yesterday the military NP and I shamelessly flirted all day, then he was like "I still don't know about this..."
So I quoted Taylor Swift and told him to get his shit together so I could love him.
So I quoted Taylor Swift and told him to get his shit together so I could love him.
In a spirit to heal myself from this damn cold, I got a variety of pressed juices and juice shots to keep up on hydration and vitamins. Now I fear my plan has backfired... I'm cleansing more than my sinuses.
December 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
In a spirit to heal myself from this damn cold, I got a variety of pressed juices and juice shots to keep up on hydration and vitamins. Now I fear my plan has backfired... I'm cleansing more than my sinuses.
Hi, I'm addicted to the Costco/Kirkland jarred peach slices.
December 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Hi, I'm addicted to the Costco/Kirkland jarred peach slices.
The 50 Cent level of petty with Sean Combs and Ja Rule is making me cackle this morning.
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The 50 Cent level of petty with Sean Combs and Ja Rule is making me cackle this morning.
It's official, I have a cold.
December 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
It's official, I have a cold.
And I just had to restrict my exH on IG... Three shitty reels/meme messages, I'm done with the passive aggressive BS.
December 7, 2025 at 6:13 AM
And I just had to restrict my exH on IG... Three shitty reels/meme messages, I'm done with the passive aggressive BS.