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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 1d

Pouring straight FIRE at Adroit this week...

• Avextir [Triple Passion Fruit + Mango + Peach] Smoothie Sour

Sooooo, if we’re going to make it better, we simply increase the amount of fruit. 3x in this case! You are welcome.⁠

Now | Pours | Crowlers

Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 2d

The WIZARD IS pouring THICCC-BOIS at Adroit today…

• Score [Oreo Brownie Batter Overload] Cream Stout

We’ve made A-LOT of Oreo infused beers over the years. So the question is...how do you improve on it? Answer: BROWNIE BATTER!

Now | Pours | Crowlers

Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 3d

Today at the Room…she a thiccc-boi 4 sure

• It’s Pink, Good Enough To Drink [Strawberry Colada] Smoothie Sour

Now | Pours | Crowlers

Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 4d

We're attending the XUL: Kill the Lights Festival this Saturday + in addition to bringing our collab beer we're also bringing some of our best Smoothie Sours + Cream Stouts!!

• What Evil Lurks [Mexican Hot Chocolate Edition] Cream Stout

Tuesday | Pours | Crowlers

Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 5d

Ah snap! It’s already Sunday, so we need to start planning this upcoming week’s beer drops. Some serious heavy hitters like this little gem

• Score [Oreo Brownie Batter Overload] Cream Stout

Tuesday | Pours | Crowlers

we are bringing this beer to @xulbeer Beer Fest Saturday

Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 7d

This is it! Your 2nd to last chance to score our Halloween Candy Basket themed adult Beer-Shake. We have today + will drop the lat batch the week of 10/27. Don’t miss out!

• Trick Or Treat [Oreo + Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup + Snickers Bar + Butterfinger + Kit Kat] Cream Stout

Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 9d

Oh snap. Look what is coming back tomorrow….

• Why Is the Watermelon Crawling? [Watermelon + Lime Margarita + Habanero] Smoothie Sour

The cocktail you never knew you needed.

Thursday | Pours | Slushies | Crowlers

Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 10d

8 new crowler projects including the return of….

• Escape [If You Like Pina Coladas] Smoothie Sour

C’mon now! Who doesn’t love Pina Coladas AND getting caught in the rain? It’s the best part! Yes, come with us to Escape.

Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 11d

Chris (aka The WIZARD) gives his epic beer review in this week’s MOISTY BOI BEER REVIEW Part Deux. This time featuring…

• Gatekeeper - Extra Special Bitter (ESB)

It is loaded with notes of biscuit, toffee + toast. Mahogany-colored; snappy bitterness + crisp, satisfying finish

Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 12d

Have you experienced our Cream Stouts? They are, well, life changing….you should come visit.

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Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 13d

We have 11x types of Cream Stouts + Smoothie Sours today at the Tap Room. Some serious life changing options like this little gem...

• Artemis [Mango + Peach + Passion Fruit Dreamsicle] Smoothie Sour

Now | Pours | Slushies | Crowlers

Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 14d

A little nip in the air on a Friday of a holiday weekend? Uhm, yes please! Now that it feels like fall, we are stoked to roll out a new cream stout that combines everything you love about the season...

• Ossuary [Pumpkin Spice Eggnog] Cream Stout

Now | Pours | Crowlers

Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 15d

Ah yeah! The weekend is almost here + we are loaded with FUN beers for your imbibing pleasure. The WIZARD is skillfully displaying the latest + greatest in our Cream Stout series:

• I’m Not Your Bitch, Bitch [Peanut Butter + Jelly] Smoothie Sour

Thursday | Pours | Crowlers

Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 17d

DUDE. We have 13x types of CROWLER projects at the Tap Room today including 7x Smoothie Sours + 6x Cream Stouts like this devastating little gem...

• Fruition [Blueberry Pecan Crumble Cheesecake] Cream Stout

Now | Pours | Crowlers

Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 20d

Today at the Tap Room….

• Artemis [Mango + Peach + Passion Fruit Dreamsicle] Smoothie Sour

The sweetness of Mango, tartness of Passion Fruit meets the familiar stone fruit vibes of Peach, and rolled all up in our Vanilla Ice Cream inspired DREAMSICLE

Now | Pours | Crowlers

Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 21d

Bro. De-Prioritize your Priority List + hustle on out here

• Fruition [Blueberry Pecan Crumble Cheesecake] Cream Stout

Wild Blueberry tartness meets the buttery sweetness of Pecan which all melds into the familiar Sunday morning Crumb Cake. And of course, some Cheesecake for THICCCNESS + tartness

Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 22d

A trip to the Tap Room this afternoon + this could be yours…

• Artemis [Mango + Peach + Passion Fruit Dreamsicle] Smoothie Sour

Thursday Afternoon | Pours | Slushies | Crowlers

Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 23d

Our recent practice of naming our beers after phrases we are entertained by when ordered at the bar continues with this huge hit…

• Holy Jeezus… [Bourbon Maple Pecan + Salted Caramel Milkshake] Cream Stout

Yep. Holy Jeezus followed by “that’s f!cking delicious!” Ultra THICCC + double delicious!

Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 24d

The WIZARD + WYTCH (aka Chirs + Mikaela) wanted to start making beer reviews in addition to their pouring videos. So, introducing the inaugural MOISTY BOI BEER REVIEW. Not sure how much of a review this is; more of Chris chugging a beer. But super fun. More to come...

• Yamainu - Rice Lager

Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 25d

PRETTY BOI (aka the WIZARD) is sick today 🤢😷🤢(so sad) so I will be working the bar today. We are running our $5 OFF special on any 16-oz pour including draft, can, crowlers or slushies. BlStop by today + you could snag this…

• Life In Plastic [Strawberries & Cream Cheesecake Edition] Smoothie Sour

Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 26d

Our $5 OFF DRINK SPECIAL is in effect all day today + tomorrow + a great deal. We rarely run sales on our “on-site” drinks, so the option to save $5 on ANY 16-oz drink is not to be missed.

We’re running this discount on any 16-oz Pint draft, slushy, can pour, or crowler pour

Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 27d

The WYTCH + WIZARD are tag-teaming their wonder-twins powers today. Say it with me “The power of a glass of beer that tastes like a peanut butter + jelly sandwich!”

• I’m Not Your Bitch, Bitch [Peanut Butter + Jelly] Smoothie Sour

Now | Pours | Crowlers

Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · 29d

YESSSSSS. The WIZARD making the perfect pour while sporting his @cryptopsyofficial hat + @peelingfleshok shirt. He has good taste, don’t you think?

• Filthy [Peaches & Cream + Crumb Cake + Vanilla] Smoothie Sour

Peaches & cream! OH MY it next level delicious!

Thursday Afternoon | Pours | Crowlers

Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · Sep 24

Ah, the WIZARD + the WYTCH up to some shenanigans, but notice he doesn’t spill a drop of this little gem…

• Dia De Los Muertos [Gingerbread Eggnog Edition] Cream Stout

Straight from the teet of the Christmas Goat, this creamy treat is perfect for all of your holiday celebrations (and woes)!

Adroit Theory Brewing @adroittheory.bsky.social · Sep 23

The WYTCH is crafting some serious BLACK MAGIC this week with a new smoothie sour inspired by a classic

• I’m Not Your Bitch, Bitch [Peanut Butter + Jelly] Smoothie Sour

The classic Peanut Butter + Jelly, but with our ultra-thiccc-boi cream treatment.

Thursday Afternoon