Aliah 🤠
@adomino.bsky.social
Mom, wife, L+D nurse. Post Mormon. She/her. Recovering bird app defender. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿
Me: hey, can you watch my kids for an hour on Thursday so that I can make a Botox appointment?
My dad, appalled: but won’t you lose function in those muscles from the Botox?
Me: well… that is…. the goal
My dad, appalled: but won’t you lose function in those muscles from the Botox?
Me: well… that is…. the goal
May 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Me: hey, can you watch my kids for an hour on Thursday so that I can make a Botox appointment?
My dad, appalled: but won’t you lose function in those muscles from the Botox?
Me: well… that is…. the goal
My dad, appalled: but won’t you lose function in those muscles from the Botox?
Me: well… that is…. the goal
Me: UGH I don’t want to go to work
Carter: why don’t you want to go to work mommy? Because there’s not enough nurses?
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Carter: why don’t you want to go to work mommy? Because there’s not enough nurses?
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April 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Me: UGH I don’t want to go to work
Carter: why don’t you want to go to work mommy? Because there’s not enough nurses?
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Carter: why don’t you want to go to work mommy? Because there’s not enough nurses?
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I think I have the only (almost) 4 year old on earth who would prefer to take an ibuprofen pill over children’s Motrin
April 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I think I have the only (almost) 4 year old on earth who would prefer to take an ibuprofen pill over children’s Motrin
Did I spend $2000 on a surprise trip for my son for his birthday? Yes. Do I still feel guilty that I have not planned a big party? Also yes
March 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Did I spend $2000 on a surprise trip for my son for his birthday? Yes. Do I still feel guilty that I have not planned a big party? Also yes
I must have been fucking evil in a past life to deserve the flavor of body dysmorphia that makes me feel genuinely insane like my own eyes are gaslighting me
March 24, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I must have been fucking evil in a past life to deserve the flavor of body dysmorphia that makes me feel genuinely insane like my own eyes are gaslighting me
I can only make Velcro babies
March 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I can only make Velcro babies
Healthstream is my enemy “make sure to document in real time, it’s really important to document in real time” and who is going to take care of my 1:1 hands on patient like “sorry I can’t do counter pressure I have to chart” bitch I will k*ll you
March 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Healthstream is my enemy “make sure to document in real time, it’s really important to document in real time” and who is going to take care of my 1:1 hands on patient like “sorry I can’t do counter pressure I have to chart” bitch I will k*ll you
I am the kindest bitch you will ever meet
March 9, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I am the kindest bitch you will ever meet
I am drunk in a chilis at the bar and they just seated one of my old young women’s leaders next to us this is my worst nightmare
March 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I am drunk in a chilis at the bar and they just seated one of my old young women’s leaders next to us this is my worst nightmare
Me when the doc says at shift change that my patient “hasn’t progressed all day” and they have 2 hours to change or we’ll call a c section, so we do Spinning Babies and I call an hour later with a patient who is completely dilated and at +3 station
February 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Me when the doc says at shift change that my patient “hasn’t progressed all day” and they have 2 hours to change or we’ll call a c section, so we do Spinning Babies and I call an hour later with a patient who is completely dilated and at +3 station
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February 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Today my daughter screamed for 2.5 hours straight :) I love teething :) i am one single noise away from pulling a Vincent Van Gogh :)
February 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Today my daughter screamed for 2.5 hours straight :) I love teething :) i am one single noise away from pulling a Vincent Van Gogh :)
So anyway I got sized for a bra yesterday for the first time since having my 2nd baby and I now wear a size 30A and I’ve always been smaller chested but now we’re talking president of the IBTC 🥲 rip my boobs time to find a plastic surgeon 🥲🥲🥲
February 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
So anyway I got sized for a bra yesterday for the first time since having my 2nd baby and I now wear a size 30A and I’ve always been smaller chested but now we’re talking president of the IBTC 🥲 rip my boobs time to find a plastic surgeon 🥲🥲🥲
Me when I finally get my labs drawn bc I have been feeling like absolute shit and my hemoglobin is 7.8 and my vitamin D level is 12 🤩
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February 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Me when I finally get my labs drawn bc I have been feeling like absolute shit and my hemoglobin is 7.8 and my vitamin D level is 12 🤩
I am very tired of winter I know that it has been mild but I am a CHILLY girl at baseline and when it’s 20° outside it’s like impossible for me to get warm I haven’t felt my fingers or toes in like 3 months 🫠
February 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I am very tired of winter I know that it has been mild but I am a CHILLY girl at baseline and when it’s 20° outside it’s like impossible for me to get warm I haven’t felt my fingers or toes in like 3 months 🫠
Today I ran into the husband of a patient I helped deliver last week at Costco and he came up to my husband and was like “your wife helped deliver our baby last week, and we felt so safe when she came in the room” screaming crying throwing up I love my job 🥺
February 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Today I ran into the husband of a patient I helped deliver last week at Costco and he came up to my husband and was like “your wife helped deliver our baby last week, and we felt so safe when she came in the room” screaming crying throwing up I love my job 🥺
Omg I wish I didn’t have adhd I keep forgetting this app exists and going back to the bad app
February 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Omg I wish I didn’t have adhd I keep forgetting this app exists and going back to the bad app
This mascara was $4 are u kidding me
January 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
This mascara was $4 are u kidding me
Why do I only look hot right before I get in the shower
January 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Why do I only look hot right before I get in the shower
I swear to god fetuses are the most dramatic people on earth like please I turned on the pitocin to 1 literally 8 minutes ago, why are you already acting a fool
January 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I swear to god fetuses are the most dramatic people on earth like please I turned on the pitocin to 1 literally 8 minutes ago, why are you already acting a fool
“You can have all you ever wanted.” “I know. But I don’t want it… no, I CAN’T want it anymore” hits so different after you’ve been through faith deconstruction 🫠🫠🫠
January 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
“You can have all you ever wanted.” “I know. But I don’t want it… no, I CAN’T want it anymore” hits so different after you’ve been through faith deconstruction 🫠🫠🫠
I made an appointment to get my nose pierced and I paid the booking deposit and now I’m getting cold feet 😅
January 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I made an appointment to get my nose pierced and I paid the booking deposit and now I’m getting cold feet 😅
I applied for a promotion thinking there was no chance I would get it but today HR reached out to me to schedule an interview I may have girl bossed too close to the sun
January 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I applied for a promotion thinking there was no chance I would get it but today HR reached out to me to schedule an interview I may have girl bossed too close to the sun