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addleben.bsky.social
AddleBONES
@addleben.bsky.social
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Controversially, I like animals, and food. Also biking about and other human-powered movement. Family medicine in Alberta, 🇨🇦, he/him.
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AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 12m
The day is young!
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AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 20m
I'm not mad, just very hungry, and it was -8 degrees this morning!
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AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 51m
How can you do this to me?
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AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 53m
Hey now, they might also have just been texting and driving carelessly.
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AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 53m
I sometimes have teaching/ administrative meetings at which my own family doctor is present. That's bad enough!
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AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 2h
You could never be silent.
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AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 2h
Doctors take an oath to the Constitution? That's...a new one.
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AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 2h
I mean, for the sake of the public it's the only responsible thing to do.
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AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 2h
I did it 3 times.
"The secret second killer"
"The killer"
"The secret second killer"

... It's not going to be a good day at work, is it?
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AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 18h
Canadians: leftover turkey can be made into butter turkey and eaten with rice. This has been a public service announcement.
Canadiens : les restes de dinde peuvent être transformés en dinde au beurre et dégustés avec du riz. Ceci a été un message d'intérêt public.
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AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 21h
"Jesse James: Ninja"
...I would see that movie.
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AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 22h
What a flock of Backpfeifengesichten.
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AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 1d
Waitwaitwait I just put leftover turkey, stuffing and cranberry sauce in a corn tortilla with some spicy 3 pepper salsa and I think I'm in love.
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AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 1d
Buy yourself a sword and devote yourself to the study of the blade instead. You will become unstoppable.
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AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 1d
Look I'm just saying it's a very short step to being utterly consumed by the magic ring and destroying all of Middle Earth. They're *not* for beginners.
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AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 1d
<Scrapes you onto a bagel>
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AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 1d
My cell. My wife's cell. My parents landline. My wife's parents' landline.
2 out 3 work numbers. My old no longer in use landline.

NOT any other cell number in my family including my own children.
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AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 1d
Makes me think I should have included some beans in last night's Thanksgiving feast. We did have corn because we had a few cobs to use up, but usually wouldn't.
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AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 1d
My wife got appendicitis a little while ago. We spent about 2h or so in the ED waiting room, half an hour to see the doctor, spent the afternoon waiting for an ultrasound and the OR and then she got surgery in the evening. She did spend the night in the post surgery recovery area as no beds. $0.
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AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 1d
John Carpenter's Sleepless in Seattle.
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AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 1d
Alert, I have neglected to mention this pie also contains some crimson PEARS along with the apples. Mea culpa!
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AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 2d
StarCraft players?
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AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 2d
I'm assuming that one was too obvious?
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AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 2d
Rugby fans, I assume.
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AddleBONES @addleben.bsky.social · 2d
Don't forget beans and squashes! And turkeys! And peanuts!
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