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Jarret
@adarkenedshroud.bsky.social
Metalhead, hobby guitarist, nature and science inspired, Krav Maga/BJJ practitioner, casual reader, and Buffalo sports fan. UoF 🐊 MS in DNA & Serology
Canada. Your commercials during intermission are bad.
December 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I'm so glad I'm not one of those types who bets on sports.
December 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I hate those boxing training videos where the defender is ducking punches that are clearly off-line and choreographed, that's not training, that's dancing.
December 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
A year after Cohen deemed the Mets no longer financially constrained, then dropped an absurd number on Soto and suddenly they can't keep anyone. Man... ya just HATE to see it.
December 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
If you can't beat em, join em right? Come on home Connor
December 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The lack of respect that the Sabres have for the Oilers and how they play them is how they need to play every night. Just not care about McDavid or Draisaitl.
December 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
This is not a complaint, but if I get this new job my unemployed sister better step up and help take my mom to her appointments. This week alone my mom has 6 and I am accompanying her to all of them since I am off Monday-Thursday.
December 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Sent down Rosen, sent down Ostlund, Norris is scratched and Rosen is back in for Zucker who's hurt. Good thing we called up a defenseman.
December 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Annual reminder that the Terrible in Ivan the Terrible stands for Neo-Nazi.
December 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Every year I try to help my dad pick a Christmas tree because he once came home with a Charlie Brown tree and my mom never forgot. So now we drag my picky-ass around with him so here is this year's tree.
December 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I AM A FOOL. I forgot to filter my search for a new pedal out of North America and into "U.S. only" on the Reverb app and now I owe an additional $80 for god damn tariff fees on or before delivery 😭
December 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The guy at the drive thru was a vibe tonight. At the end of my order he said "Alright, that's gonna be 1,542 pennies please."
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
December 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I'm done researching and I think the Walrus Slö beats out the OBNE Dark Star for my reverb choice. Also, due to not wanting my notes getting lost in the distortion I'm picking up the Revv G3 Anniversary pedal.
December 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about
December 6, 2025 at 9:49 AM
The final from Winnipeg.
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I need to stop going into Reddit threads to read about guitar pedals because the fight between the Revv G3 and Revv G3 Anniversary edition is not one that's helping me decide which one to go with.
December 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Peyton Krebs
27 GP, 0G, 7A - 7 pts

Isak Rosén
25 GP, 3G, 5A - 8 pts

Isak Rosén being sent down to the AHL while Krebs continues to be an offensive handicap is inexcusable for this organization who hoarded and held onto these guys to make an eventual impact. Boot Greenwa, Krebs, and Byram already.
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Colorado can have Bowen Byram back for free if the Canucks can't have him.
December 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I love that the entire reason I had my dad's car today was to fast charge it at work, but I also did not realize you need to go to the Chevy app and "activate" the charging station you're parking at. Needless to say the car did not charge and I will probably have to try again tomorrow.
a cartoon cat is sitting on a set of wooden steps .
ALT: a cartoon cat is sitting on a set of wooden steps .
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December 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
My dad is overly concerned about the battery level in his EV Equinox to the point that it got down to 50% last night and he asked me to swap for my truck. My work parking lot has higher powered charging stations and I work 12 hour shifts. Upside? It's 8 degrees out and I had a heated steering wheel.
December 5, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I figured since Pull the Plug was doing their sale this year I'd look at a vest and saw BOGOF pins so I put two in my cart. Cost of my items was around $78 but then they want to add almost $30 in shipping and since it's coming from Australia, it'll be another $13 for tariffs. $121? Nah, I'm good.
December 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
That song "Youngest Daughter" instantly transports me to my younger days when I first discovered Grunge.
December 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Spotify wrapped is out

Me, not realizing and opening stories in Instagram:
December 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Chuck Schuldiner once said "There aren't demons flying around with horns, people are demons" when asked why his lyrics aren't similar to other DM bands, it all makes sense when you remember he grew up in America's cesspool, Florida.
December 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM