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lex @adamsandlesbian.bsky.social · Sep 2

sometimes i wish i could be a milk guy so i could have cereal

lex @adamsandlesbian.bsky.social · Sep 2

finally recovered my bluesky account after like a week :) i wasn’t hacked i just forgot my password:)

lex @adamsandlesbian.bsky.social · Aug 11

who knows maybe the joint will revitalize me and i’ll do some late night cleaning otherwise i have to put myself to bed early so i can clean up before work

lex @adamsandlesbian.bsky.social · Aug 11

my roommate gets back from a long trip tomorrow night and she left the apartment pristine before she flew out and she deserves to come home to a clean house dammit i need to be able to function well enough to be a good roommate

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lex @adamsandlesbian.bsky.social · Aug 11

i was gonna clean my apartment tonight but then i had a therapy session where we talked about my grandpa dying and how im a burden to everyone i love so instead i took a walk bought a joint and put on neverafter and now i’m gonna have to clean in the morning in order to avoid :) further Burdening :)

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lex @adamsandlesbian.bsky.social · Jul 28

“does it help to know the guilt from neglecting our relationship was very literally keeping me up at night do you know how aware i am that i do not deserve your grace or your friendship” lmao

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lex @adamsandlesbian.bsky.social · Jul 28

me to my friends every 6–12 months “despite what my behavior these months communicated i love you and value your friendship immensely and i’m sorry for being so debilitatingly anxious that even though i understood the issue the entire time i can only now express my perspective and apologies to you”

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lex @adamsandlesbian.bsky.social · Jul 28

me in like september, probably, texting all of my friends “my bad dude i didn’t mean to disappear for several months i was just so focused on distracting myself from The Horrors that i became consumed by the need for constant distraction and straight up disconnected from my life and brain”

lex @adamsandlesbian.bsky.social · Jul 28

i’ve got hundreds of unread messages right now and i know at some point i’ll claw myself out of the pit of self loathing and existential despair and have to text like 20 different people and hope they believe me when i say sorry it wasn’t personal i just couldn’t think abt my own humanity for a bit

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lex @adamsandlesbian.bsky.social · Jul 28

i’ve got hundreds of unread messages right now and i know at some point i’ll claw myself out of the pit of self loathing and existential despair and have to text like 20 different people and hope they believe me when i say sorry it wasn’t personal i just couldn’t think abt my own humanity for a bit

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lex @adamsandlesbian.bsky.social · Jul 15

sitting in bed trying to get up for work and just crying bc i’m so fucking fried. i’m tired of this

lex @adamsandlesbian.bsky.social · Jul 14

if i eat goldfish, dry rice crispies cereal, and chocolate chips together, does that count as trail mix? can i justifiably call that trail mix

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lex @adamsandlesbian.bsky.social · Jul 13

realized while shaving my head for the first time that i did make this very big choice without mentioning it to my therapist and i just know what face she’s gonna make when she sees me in session tomorrow and i’ll have to be like benet i promise ive been thinking abt it for a year it’s not a crisis

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lex @adamsandlesbian.bsky.social · Jul 12

i love love love the romance genre and there are so many talented writers telling beautiful, interesting, and inventive stories but it’s also a genre people don’t take seriously and therefore think anyone can write so there’re a lot of irritatingly underbaked novels to dnf in pursuit of good romance

lex @adamsandlesbian.bsky.social · Jul 12

i don’t want to read about people with victim complexes being fixed by developing a relationship with their soulmate i want to read about interesting complex confident characters being cute and making each other’s lives richer!!

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lex @adamsandlesbian.bsky.social · Jul 12

honestly maybe romance novels have always been like this and i’ve just grown less patient with these types of people and by extension these types of characters but it’s felt like there’s been an uptick

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lex @adamsandlesbian.bsky.social · Jul 12

idk why it feels like so many of the romance novels i’ve picked up recently have had the most self loathing pathetic girlfailure main characters who just kind of moan about things and don’t take any action to improve their life but it’s so hard to read and i’m so tired of seeing it

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lex @adamsandlesbian.bsky.social · Jul 11

it’s been months and i still hate how fuckin big this dumb fucking phone is i should be able to hold my phone in one hand and type my thumb should be able to reach the q on the keyboard but instead i have a cumbersomely enormous pocket computer that is too big to comfortably type on. sickening!

lex @adamsandlesbian.bsky.social · Dec 18

i have my first non-mini phone because APPARENTLY they dont make them anymore and i really cannot stand this shit. this is TOO BIG. it’s been like three weeks so i thought i would have adjusted by now. i have not. i continue to hate it. PHONES SHOULD BE SMALLER. I HAVE REGULAR SIZED HANDS. STOP THIS

lex @adamsandlesbian.bsky.social · Jul 11

ok don’t forget ur scuba suit

lex @adamsandlesbian.bsky.social · Jul 11

has it enticed you??

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lex @adamsandlesbian.bsky.social · Jul 11

would like to point out that i was right

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lex @adamsandlesbian.bsky.social · Jul 10

i am runnin on empty babeyyy

lex @adamsandlesbian.bsky.social · Jul 3

IF YOU BROKE UP WITH ME LESS THAN TWENTY FOUR HOURS AGO YOU DO NOT GET TO CASUALLY TEXT ME ABOUT LORD OF THE RINGS THAT IS NOT HOW THIS WORKS

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lex @adamsandlesbian.bsky.social · Jul 1

i love when my married friend puts me in a groupchat with her and her husband. i love when she says i need to send this meme to the love of my life and this one guy i met at work a year ago. happy to be here. thanks for including me

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lex @adamsandlesbian.bsky.social · Jun 30

anyway i guess good for zach and kaity. he’s a thumb but hey if she’s happy then great. at least he’s a symmetrical thumb

lex @adamsandlesbian.bsky.social · Jun 30

ik people like to count them as bachelor successes but if you had to exchange your fiancee i’m so sorry but you actually did not succeed at being the bachelor

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