Hander of the sass, giver of the business.
@adamenamedamy.bsky.social
Hander of the sass, giver of the business.
No longer the worst person named Amy. I'm sassy, brassy, and kick-you-in-your-assy. Catch me on Twitch at https://www.twitch.tv/adamenamedamy. Or don't, whatever, I'm not your mother (yet).
No longer the worst person named Amy. I'm sassy, brassy, and kick-you-in-your-assy. Catch me on Twitch at https://www.twitch.tv/adamenamedamy. Or don't, whatever, I'm not your mother (yet).
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Do you like professional wrestling and videogames?
Do you like Twitch streamers who are small and even LESS toxic than a non-toxic crayon?
Do you like progressive women who try to stay apolitical for the sake of fun and sanity but is 100% a safe place for LGBTQ and POC?
Wait'll you get a load of ME
Do you like Twitch streamers who are small and even LESS toxic than a non-toxic crayon?
Do you like progressive women who try to stay apolitical for the sake of fun and sanity but is 100% a safe place for LGBTQ and POC?
Wait'll you get a load of ME
GOOD NIGHT, CHIEFS
December 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
GOOD NIGHT, CHIEFS
I'm almost 40 and have gotten very comfortable with going to sleep in complete darkness and long quit believing in monsters.
But when I'm at my mom's house, and I'm at the top of the basement stairs, and it's the last light in the house, and it's 11PM, I just kinda... hesitate a little, you know?
But when I'm at my mom's house, and I'm at the top of the basement stairs, and it's the last light in the house, and it's 11PM, I just kinda... hesitate a little, you know?
December 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I'm almost 40 and have gotten very comfortable with going to sleep in complete darkness and long quit believing in monsters.
But when I'm at my mom's house, and I'm at the top of the basement stairs, and it's the last light in the house, and it's 11PM, I just kinda... hesitate a little, you know?
But when I'm at my mom's house, and I'm at the top of the basement stairs, and it's the last light in the house, and it's 11PM, I just kinda... hesitate a little, you know?
Fun Amy Facts: I've never had to deal with wisdom teeth. They literally don't exist in my upper jaw, and in my lower jaw, one is partially surfaced, and the other is completely surfaced, but they have never caused me any discomfort or issues, so I never had them pulled.
I think means I'm a dum-dum.
I think means I'm a dum-dum.
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Fun Amy Facts: I've never had to deal with wisdom teeth. They literally don't exist in my upper jaw, and in my lower jaw, one is partially surfaced, and the other is completely surfaced, but they have never caused me any discomfort or issues, so I never had them pulled.
I think means I'm a dum-dum.
I think means I'm a dum-dum.
My contribution to that Mega Man thing: look, it's Human Man... just a... regular-ass dude with a box on his head, and he drew on it, and it makes him look like an angry robot. Gimme the prize money.
December 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
My contribution to that Mega Man thing: look, it's Human Man... just a... regular-ass dude with a box on his head, and he drew on it, and it makes him look like an angry robot. Gimme the prize money.
How is it almost 2026, how am I almost 40, and I'm only just NOW noticing this could be a legit transition?
December 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
How is it almost 2026, how am I almost 40, and I'm only just NOW noticing this could be a legit transition?
*ASSist
My entry for the Mega Man Robot Master Design Contest: Dental Man
A robot built to assist humanity in maintaining proper oral hygiene. His penchant for inflicting pain finds a new purpose under the orders of Dr. Wily.
A robot built to assist humanity in maintaining proper oral hygiene. His penchant for inflicting pain finds a new purpose under the orders of Dr. Wily.
December 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
*ASSist
Not one, not two, but THREE void babies!
Harry is a filthy fire hog. The girls were peacefully sharing the heat until now 😔
December 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Not one, not two, but THREE void babies!
Breaking from apolitical for this one moment just to say wow, actually wow, my state told Trump to blow it out his ass. I gotta hand it to the absolute chrome-plated balls on these Indiana state senators. But why wouldn't they? They can smell the change on the wind.
It's official: The Indiana gerrymander has failed in a 31–19 vote.
fox59.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Breaking from apolitical for this one moment just to say wow, actually wow, my state told Trump to blow it out his ass. I gotta hand it to the absolute chrome-plated balls on these Indiana state senators. But why wouldn't they? They can smell the change on the wind.
I still can't tell if it's a trick of lighting and mirrors but when I see my reflection, I feel like a prominent stripe of gray is coming in one side of my face, by the temple.
It's happening... THE OLDENING
WHAT THE HELL IS A SIX SEVEN DON'T THESE KIDS KNOW TO START FROM ONE!?
It's happening... THE OLDENING
WHAT THE HELL IS A SIX SEVEN DON'T THESE KIDS KNOW TO START FROM ONE!?
December 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I still can't tell if it's a trick of lighting and mirrors but when I see my reflection, I feel like a prominent stripe of gray is coming in one side of my face, by the temple.
It's happening... THE OLDENING
WHAT THE HELL IS A SIX SEVEN DON'T THESE KIDS KNOW TO START FROM ONE!?
It's happening... THE OLDENING
WHAT THE HELL IS A SIX SEVEN DON'T THESE KIDS KNOW TO START FROM ONE!?
Oh, for Christ's sake, Australia. And I'm sure after they sting you, you end up like Marlena in Cloverfield, too.
This newly discovered bee with demon horns is really cute. I think they should name it an Oni Bee instead though.
Imagine, what if: Bee Zoi
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Imagine, what if: Bee Zoi
www.bbc.com/news/article...
December 11, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Oh, for Christ's sake, Australia. And I'm sure after they sting you, you end up like Marlena in Cloverfield, too.
I finally got to watch Good Fortune today because I wanted 90 minutes of Keanu being funny and adorable and instead what I got was 90 minutes of a weird morality play about socioeconomic divisions written by Aziz Ansari that wants the working poor to nod their head at the message every five minutes.
December 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I finally got to watch Good Fortune today because I wanted 90 minutes of Keanu being funny and adorable and instead what I got was 90 minutes of a weird morality play about socioeconomic divisions written by Aziz Ansari that wants the working poor to nod their head at the message every five minutes.
That said, if you're still calling Steam a "monopoly", that still makes you an idiot because having objectively the best feature-filled PC gaming platform that millions of people prefer to use is not the definition of a monopoly.
December 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
That said, if you're still calling Steam a "monopoly", that still makes you an idiot because having objectively the best feature-filled PC gaming platform that millions of people prefer to use is not the definition of a monopoly.
@steampowered.com Explain the lack of moderation oversight that allows for clearly bigoted reviews to be acceptable conduct in your community.
Because last I checked, abuse directed at groups went against your conduct guidelines as per your own FAQ.
Because last I checked, abuse directed at groups went against your conduct guidelines as per your own FAQ.
December 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
@steampowered.com Explain the lack of moderation oversight that allows for clearly bigoted reviews to be acceptable conduct in your community.
Because last I checked, abuse directed at groups went against your conduct guidelines as per your own FAQ.
Because last I checked, abuse directed at groups went against your conduct guidelines as per your own FAQ.
A two hour movie of a chimpanzee in the pose of The Thinker, pondering on a banana before eating it and wearing the peel as a hat with a big grin on his face while clapping.
December 10, 2025 at 7:49 AM
A two hour movie of a chimpanzee in the pose of The Thinker, pondering on a banana before eating it and wearing the peel as a hat with a big grin on his face while clapping.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars, Marvel, etc.
December 9, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars, Marvel, etc.
Who's "we"? The 30+ actors who got replaced? The dozens more extras who got replaced? The filming crew who got replaced? The location scout who got replaced? The composer who got replaced?
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
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The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Who's "we"? The 30+ actors who got replaced? The dozens more extras who got replaced? The filming crew who got replaced? The location scout who got replaced? The composer who got replaced?
*Absolute banger comes on over the PA.*
Me: Okay, I'm definitely gonna Shazam this now. *Pulls out phone and opens Shazam app.*
Then Me: *Presses Shazam button on the app.*
PA, a half-second later: *Cuts off music.* *BOOOOOOP!* ATTENTION ALL ASSOCIATES...
Me: Okay, I'm definitely gonna Shazam this now. *Pulls out phone and opens Shazam app.*
Then Me: *Presses Shazam button on the app.*
PA, a half-second later: *Cuts off music.* *BOOOOOOP!* ATTENTION ALL ASSOCIATES...
December 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
*Absolute banger comes on over the PA.*
Me: Okay, I'm definitely gonna Shazam this now. *Pulls out phone and opens Shazam app.*
Then Me: *Presses Shazam button on the app.*
PA, a half-second later: *Cuts off music.* *BOOOOOOP!* ATTENTION ALL ASSOCIATES...
Me: Okay, I'm definitely gonna Shazam this now. *Pulls out phone and opens Shazam app.*
Then Me: *Presses Shazam button on the app.*
PA, a half-second later: *Cuts off music.* *BOOOOOOP!* ATTENTION ALL ASSOCIATES...
All I did was look up a response gif for "don't do that" and this is what I come across.
a young boy wearing headphones with the words lebron dont do it on the bottom
ALT: a young boy wearing headphones with the words lebron dont do it on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
All I did was look up a response gif for "don't do that" and this is what I come across.
YEAH! RETIRE AND GO BACK TO TAYLOR, YA CRYBABY!
December 8, 2025 at 8:22 AM
YEAH! RETIRE AND GO BACK TO TAYLOR, YA CRYBABY!
The face you make when you suck at your job.
December 8, 2025 at 7:34 AM
The face you make when you suck at your job.
Yeah, okay, sure, but let's admit to ourselves that it's this kind of anthropomorphising that, 25 years later, gives Danny Sexbang the confidence to write, record, and release a song about having sex with a sandwich.
This commercial for French's Mustard from 1987 is equal parts charming and also kinda unsettling, but what strikes me is the work that went into the absolutely delightful puppetry and practical effects for a *mustard commercial*!! Imagine that today??
December 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Yeah, okay, sure, but let's admit to ourselves that it's this kind of anthropomorphising that, 25 years later, gives Danny Sexbang the confidence to write, record, and release a song about having sex with a sandwich.
We just Andrew Luck'd Daniel Jones, didn't we?
December 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
We just Andrew Luck'd Daniel Jones, didn't we?
"How far can I jam a sounding rod in my weiner before it becomes a serious problem?"
December 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
"How far can I jam a sounding rod in my weiner before it becomes a serious problem?"
ROFL NOTRE DAME IS OUT, BABY!!
December 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
ROFL NOTRE DAME IS OUT, BABY!!
When I was going through my "Rush discovery" phase back in early 2023, going through all their albums one by one, I fell in love with many of their songs, one being "Xanadu" from A Farewell to Kings.
December 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
When I was going through my "Rush discovery" phase back in early 2023, going through all their albums one by one, I fell in love with many of their songs, one being "Xanadu" from A Farewell to Kings.