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Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 24d

I am posting content publicly online, which means I consent for you to read, view, listen to or otherwise consume it.

You consent to reading/viewing/listening consuming my art by opening it. You can revoke consent at any time by clicking away.

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Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 7h

You can recommend yourself! A buddy of mine is looking for someone who can do some stardew valley esque art

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Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 13h

Hey digital art friends, is anyone taking commissions for pixel art?

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Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 17h

I never watched anime/read manga/got into the associated fanfics so it's always stuck out like a sore thumb to me (now excuse me i need to write a smut scene where they ask "do you like that" 28 times)

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Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 17h

haha no it's funny in retrospect

Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 19h

He wouldn't tell me his character's class, species or alignment....

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Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 20h

Last night I had a nightmare about playing dungeons and dragons with jordan peterson

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Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 20h

I wonder what emotions happened to people whose first exposure to erotica wasn't star trek fanfiction....

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Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 1d

Does it count if the skeletons do parthenogenesis

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Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 1d

Also I wish you a happy replenishing your electrolytes

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Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 1d

Yes I have been saying this for years

Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 1d

"Hang on there's this guy I know online who can explain this"

Honestly stranger the speculative biology is the more I care about its internal logic

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Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 1d

No but it is!! You see *adjusting my glasses* I theorize that the manwomb or moomb is separated from the digestive tract by a fleshy epiglottis-like structure I will henceforth be calling the sirvix....

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Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 1d

Because look at the babies

Three teeny tiny cactus sprouts in a paper pot of coarse pebbly soil

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Acursed Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 1d

So what I'm hearing is we need to either

A) breed plants with high-protein nectar so insects don't have to rely on blood for egg producing nutrients

-or-

B) Start eating gnats