ACME 10X Quiche-Eater
@acme10xquicheeater.bsky.social
C by day, LISP by night.
My opinions are mine, go find your own.
My opinions are mine, go find your own.
My fan theory is that the DNC let Trump win because they thought he wouldn't release the epstein files. Since they all seem to already know who's in them.
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My fan theory is that the DNC let Trump win because they thought he wouldn't release the epstein files. Since they all seem to already know who's in them.
Looking at the numbers showing up to No Kings like
"and yall couldn't find ONE person besides Biden to run?"
"and yall couldn't find ONE person besides Biden to run?"
November 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Looking at the numbers showing up to No Kings like
"and yall couldn't find ONE person besides Biden to run?"
"and yall couldn't find ONE person besides Biden to run?"
Work in embedded systems.
It pays like 1970, but you get job security like 1970.
Solid tradeoff given the job climate rn.
It pays like 1970, but you get job security like 1970.
Solid tradeoff given the job climate rn.
November 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Work in embedded systems.
It pays like 1970, but you get job security like 1970.
Solid tradeoff given the job climate rn.
It pays like 1970, but you get job security like 1970.
Solid tradeoff given the job climate rn.
okay guys can we NOT rewrite sudo in rust?
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
okay guys can we NOT rewrite sudo in rust?
credit scores were invented because poor people started acting like they had a rich person's line of credit
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
credit scores were invented because poor people started acting like they had a rich person's line of credit
Gotta love modern online discourse.
Choose between
"If he breathes, he's evil"
or
"If she breaths, she's a worthless bop"
Choose between
"If he breathes, he's evil"
or
"If she breaths, she's a worthless bop"
November 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Gotta love modern online discourse.
Choose between
"If he breathes, he's evil"
or
"If she breaths, she's a worthless bop"
Choose between
"If he breathes, he's evil"
or
"If she breaths, she's a worthless bop"
Immediate mode GUI is cute and everything, but eventually you will have to maintain a live layout model and perform structure diffs to save cycles on drawing updates.
Just use retained mode bro.
Just use retained mode bro.
November 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Immediate mode GUI is cute and everything, but eventually you will have to maintain a live layout model and perform structure diffs to save cycles on drawing updates.
Just use retained mode bro.
Just use retained mode bro.
When they say "you can't take it with you",
that includes the housing economy too grandpa
that includes the housing economy too grandpa
November 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
When they say "you can't take it with you",
that includes the housing economy too grandpa
that includes the housing economy too grandpa
Being fat is the new flex.
Any loser can take ozempic and steroids.
Being fat takes dedication, patience, willpower, and a shit ton of money.
Any loser can take ozempic and steroids.
Being fat takes dedication, patience, willpower, and a shit ton of money.
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Being fat is the new flex.
Any loser can take ozempic and steroids.
Being fat takes dedication, patience, willpower, and a shit ton of money.
Any loser can take ozempic and steroids.
Being fat takes dedication, patience, willpower, and a shit ton of money.
Yall I'm so hyped right now.
Engineering chose a RISCV chip for our BLE functionality.
I get to program RISCV!
Engineering chose a RISCV chip for our BLE functionality.
I get to program RISCV!
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Yall I'm so hyped right now.
Engineering chose a RISCV chip for our BLE functionality.
I get to program RISCV!
Engineering chose a RISCV chip for our BLE functionality.
I get to program RISCV!
Bro's about to deploy this in the prod server.
I can just feel it.
My devops is tingling.
I can just feel it.
My devops is tingling.
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Bro's about to deploy this in the prod server.
I can just feel it.
My devops is tingling.
I can just feel it.
My devops is tingling.
Unless you plan on providing hot reloading and continuous uptime for your app, just statically link your code.
I mean seriously, what's with this massive folder of DLL's that all need to be in a special location?
I mean seriously, what's with this massive folder of DLL's that all need to be in a special location?
November 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Unless you plan on providing hot reloading and continuous uptime for your app, just statically link your code.
I mean seriously, what's with this massive folder of DLL's that all need to be in a special location?
I mean seriously, what's with this massive folder of DLL's that all need to be in a special location?
Elon Musk gets a trillion dollar paycheck right at the same time Bugonia comes out with weird messaging about how your overlords are acting in your best interest and you shouldn't bite the hand that feeds you
weird vibes man...
weird vibes man...
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Elon Musk gets a trillion dollar paycheck right at the same time Bugonia comes out with weird messaging about how your overlords are acting in your best interest and you shouldn't bite the hand that feeds you
weird vibes man...
weird vibes man...
Three years at my company working on embedded firmware.
As an associate.
I mention firmware to the principal engineer,
"yeesh that's above my paygrade. I don't mess with that stuff!"
... you're frigging kidding me
If anyone is hiring.
I'm looking.
As an associate.
I mention firmware to the principal engineer,
"yeesh that's above my paygrade. I don't mess with that stuff!"
... you're frigging kidding me
If anyone is hiring.
I'm looking.
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Three years at my company working on embedded firmware.
As an associate.
I mention firmware to the principal engineer,
"yeesh that's above my paygrade. I don't mess with that stuff!"
... you're frigging kidding me
If anyone is hiring.
I'm looking.
As an associate.
I mention firmware to the principal engineer,
"yeesh that's above my paygrade. I don't mess with that stuff!"
... you're frigging kidding me
If anyone is hiring.
I'm looking.
One trillion dollars.
Not stock.
Not holdings.
Not rights or property.
Dollars.
$1,000,000,000,000
I call BS.
There's not a single bank that has 12 zeros of liquidity.
This amount literally doesn't even exist.
You can't feasibly spend most of it without breaking the economy.
Not stock.
Not holdings.
Not rights or property.
Dollars.
$1,000,000,000,000
I call BS.
There's not a single bank that has 12 zeros of liquidity.
This amount literally doesn't even exist.
You can't feasibly spend most of it without breaking the economy.
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
One trillion dollars.
Not stock.
Not holdings.
Not rights or property.
Dollars.
$1,000,000,000,000
I call BS.
There's not a single bank that has 12 zeros of liquidity.
This amount literally doesn't even exist.
You can't feasibly spend most of it without breaking the economy.
Not stock.
Not holdings.
Not rights or property.
Dollars.
$1,000,000,000,000
I call BS.
There's not a single bank that has 12 zeros of liquidity.
This amount literally doesn't even exist.
You can't feasibly spend most of it without breaking the economy.
Fun fact, there's probably thousands of copies of this quote in AI training data blindly scraped from the web.
Just
let that sink in for a second.
I wonder if chatjippity understands it's fiction...
Just
let that sink in for a second.
I wonder if chatjippity understands it's fiction...
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Fun fact, there's probably thousands of copies of this quote in AI training data blindly scraped from the web.
Just
let that sink in for a second.
I wonder if chatjippity understands it's fiction...
Just
let that sink in for a second.
I wonder if chatjippity understands it's fiction...
I loved Ari Aster's latest masterpiece, "Women are actually Evil Aliens".
Great film.
Great film.
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I loved Ari Aster's latest masterpiece, "Women are actually Evil Aliens".
Great film.
Great film.
React Native, Flutter, MAUI, and.... Dioxus?
I swear to god rust repos are all overhyped, half-baked, industry plants and publicity stunts.
I swear to god rust repos are all overhyped, half-baked, industry plants and publicity stunts.
November 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
React Native, Flutter, MAUI, and.... Dioxus?
I swear to god rust repos are all overhyped, half-baked, industry plants and publicity stunts.
I swear to god rust repos are all overhyped, half-baked, industry plants and publicity stunts.
If everyone actually gets a 2 grand payout directly from tariffs, that'll be crazy.
It's not gonna happen.
But it would be crazy if it did.
It's not gonna happen.
But it would be crazy if it did.
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
If everyone actually gets a 2 grand payout directly from tariffs, that'll be crazy.
It's not gonna happen.
But it would be crazy if it did.
It's not gonna happen.
But it would be crazy if it did.
AI will not replace senior developers in the same amount of time you can just train a senior engineer.
Just hire juniors.
Just hire juniors.
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
AI will not replace senior developers in the same amount of time you can just train a senior engineer.
Just hire juniors.
Just hire juniors.
The Caucasians co-opted "black fatigue" so fast that even Black people are getting the meaning confused 💀
November 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The Caucasians co-opted "black fatigue" so fast that even Black people are getting the meaning confused 💀
SouljaBoy isn't the tech exec we want.
But, he's the tech exec we need.
But, he's the tech exec we need.
Every few years Soulja Boy emerges from the swamps to pretend he invented a console and it never gets ild
November 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
SouljaBoy isn't the tech exec we want.
But, he's the tech exec we need.
But, he's the tech exec we need.
I could assemble a PC from all parts from 2020 and probably get 60fps on next year's AAA release.
Computer hardware has plateaued.
Long live software optimization.
Computer hardware has plateaued.
Long live software optimization.
November 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I could assemble a PC from all parts from 2020 and probably get 60fps on next year's AAA release.
Computer hardware has plateaued.
Long live software optimization.
Computer hardware has plateaued.
Long live software optimization.
The one good thing about the ICE crackdown is that Blackrock no longer has immigrant slave labor to build more houses that nobody can afford.
November 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The one good thing about the ICE crackdown is that Blackrock no longer has immigrant slave labor to build more houses that nobody can afford.