Julia |30| They/Them
Trek, Dune, BJTAS
& I like old movies (https://boxd.it/36Yzv)
I've seen the Exorcist 101 times, it hasn't gotten funnier.
!! Proship !! DNI: Anti's, S*rbo
TW: Occ Eating Disorder vent
Slap Shot, 1977 - ★★ (contains spoilers)
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So obviously they just did not have media training in the 70’s cause good lord some of these interviews are painful to … (ift.tt/6DOP0uf)
Slap Shot, 1977 - ★★ (contains spoilers)
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So obviously they just did not have media training in the 70’s cause good lord some of these interviews are painful to … (ift.tt/6DOP0uf)
Holiday, 1938 - ★★★★
I actually started watching this on 08/22 but got distracted by some other movie and set aside my notes
Well, turns out, my first note was exactly the same last time as it… (ift.tt/EYVNdZF)
Holiday, 1938 - ★★★★
I actually started watching this on 08/22 but got distracted by some other movie and set aside my notes
Well, turns out, my first note was exactly the same last time as it… (ift.tt/EYVNdZF)
Village of the Damned, 1995 - ★★★★ (contains spoilers)
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Oh I liked this so much more than the 1960 film
I thought this adaptation would bore me too, but I’m a… (ift.tt/53apqGA)
Village of the Damned, 1995 - ★★★★ (contains spoilers)
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Oh I liked this so much more than the 1960 film
I thought this adaptation would bore me too, but I’m a… (ift.tt/53apqGA)
You are everything to me, you provide me w so much joy
You are everything to me, you provide me w so much joy
Lady in the Water, 2006 - ★★★★ (contains spoilers)
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Paul Giamatti is a goddamn treasure
We, as a society, do not give him enough credit for his versatility an… (ift.tt/D4ypriv)
Lady in the Water, 2006 - ★★★★ (contains spoilers)
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Paul Giamatti is a goddamn treasure
We, as a society, do not give him enough credit for his versatility an… (ift.tt/D4ypriv)
Anonymous Zombie, 2018 - ★½ (contains spoilers)
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As an addict, I laughed quite a bit throughout the film, not just bc of the zombie fuckery, but bc there are so m… (ift.tt/io09UhK)
Anonymous Zombie, 2018 - ★½ (contains spoilers)
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As an addict, I laughed quite a bit throughout the film, not just bc of the zombie fuckery, but bc there are so m… (ift.tt/io09UhK)
Bachelor Mother, 1939 - ★★★★½ (contains spoilers)
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The best fucking use of the “found baby” trope omg, I fucking love it.
There are some seriously cringey, mis… (ift.tt/s6qNUne)
Bachelor Mother, 1939 - ★★★★½ (contains spoilers)
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The best fucking use of the “found baby” trope omg, I fucking love it.
There are some seriously cringey, mis… (ift.tt/s6qNUne)
Spent a long time thinking about this... I think it depends on which universe
Depending on the universe, Beej doesn't need to sleep, which means this battle would likely be on Beej's turf
Beej is more unpredictable (and chaotic) than Freddy
Spent a long time thinking about this... I think it depends on which universe
Depending on the universe, Beej doesn't need to sleep, which means this battle would likely be on Beej's turf
Beej is more unpredictable (and chaotic) than Freddy
La Belle et la Bête (1946)
La Belle et la Bête (1946)
Don't ask me how I pick what I'm gonna watch bc I don't understand what goes on in my head either
Don't ask me how I pick what I'm gonna watch bc I don't understand what goes on in my head either
The Abyss, 1989 - ★★
The Abyss having a higher average rating than Leviathan is my 13th reason
Just saying, no one drowns an innocent rat in Leviathan
Also a little too "mystical" for my taste
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The Abyss, 1989 - ★★
The Abyss having a higher average rating than Leviathan is my 13th reason
Just saying, no one drowns an innocent rat in Leviathan
Also a little too "mystical" for my taste
… (ift.tt/w84SjXM)
This Island Earth, 1955 - ★★★
Respectfully, Dr. Adams draggin a wagon
December 02, 2025 at 03:15PM
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This Island Earth, 1955 - ★★★
Respectfully, Dr. Adams draggin a wagon
December 02, 2025 at 03:15PM
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Molly & The Ghost, 1991
First off, I just need to say: Girlypop, why are you trippin' over this dude?
He’s NOT CUTE
You boutta ruin your codependent relationship w your sister for a man who probab… (ift.tt/JRz5WgO)
Molly & The Ghost, 1991
First off, I just need to say: Girlypop, why are you trippin' over this dude?
He’s NOT CUTE
You boutta ruin your codependent relationship w your sister for a man who probab… (ift.tt/JRz5WgO)
The Village, 2004 - ★★★★ (contains spoilers)
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I haven’t watched The Village since middle school
and I got this idea in my head that it was a horror film and w… (ift.tt/BSgGEMT)
The Village, 2004 - ★★★★ (contains spoilers)
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I haven’t watched The Village since middle school
and I got this idea in my head that it was a horror film and w… (ift.tt/BSgGEMT)
Steele Justice, 1987 - ½
Three things:
1. What the fuck is this film even about?
2. Why is Jellico here?
3. I miss Dolph...action films just ain't the same without him
December 02, 2025 at 12:21… (ift.tt/zmuDvnE)
Steele Justice, 1987 - ½
Three things:
1. What the fuck is this film even about?
2. Why is Jellico here?
3. I miss Dolph...action films just ain't the same without him
December 02, 2025 at 12:21… (ift.tt/zmuDvnE)
Ping!, 2001 - ★★½
Home Alone for kids who grew up on Wishbone
Self-aware too...
December 02, 2025 at 12:16PM
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Ping!, 2001 - ★★½
Home Alone for kids who grew up on Wishbone
Self-aware too...
December 02, 2025 at 12:16PM
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Soylent Green, 1973 - ★★★★½ (contains spoilers)
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I always forget that Brock Peters, is in this film—what a legend.
Brock Peters has such awesome screen prese… (ift.tt/9BA7xSZ)
Soylent Green, 1973 - ★★★★½ (contains spoilers)
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I always forget that Brock Peters, is in this film—what a legend.
Brock Peters has such awesome screen prese… (ift.tt/9BA7xSZ)
House of Frankenstein, 1944 - ★½
Just as boring as all the other OG *Frankenstein* films, unfortunately
And istg like 90% of this movie is about Dracula, which makes absolutely no sense
If I want… (ift.tt/AeHg1Bw)
House of Frankenstein, 1944 - ★½
Just as boring as all the other OG *Frankenstein* films, unfortunately
And istg like 90% of this movie is about Dracula, which makes absolutely no sense
If I want… (ift.tt/AeHg1Bw)
The Mating Game, 1959 - ★½ (contains spoilers)
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I’m sure this could have been lovely… if it didn’t feel so much like a straight-up riff-off of Tammy and the bach… (ift.tt/AoabnN3)
The Mating Game, 1959 - ★½ (contains spoilers)
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I’m sure this could have been lovely… if it didn’t feel so much like a straight-up riff-off of Tammy and the bach… (ift.tt/AoabnN3)
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NOTHING NICE
Y'ALL KEEP TAKING PERFECT FILMS AND TURNING THEM INTO TRASH
STOP IT
GET SOME HELP
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NOTHING NICE
Y'ALL KEEP TAKING PERFECT FILMS AND TURNING THEM INTO TRASH
STOP IT
GET SOME HELP