Ai slop got me like:

Screw 2025 fashion trends, I’m going back to 2015 when the world was pure and the jeans were comfy and the thing I was most concerned about was getting a good grade on my AP Calculus test

“Man, Bekah hasn’t posted in a sec, she must be deep in research”

Meanwhile, I lie here, sick, dead on my couch, entranced by a dance video I cannot hope to comprehend, yet deeply appreciate for the art that it is:

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Actually my current sexuality is the entire country of the Netherlands

Current sexuality: random Italian brain rot videos and K Pop Demon Hunters, also low cut jeans I guess??

The moment I get a handle on my executive dysfunction it is OVER for all y

Disabling ad tracking on Pinterest was one of the best decisions I ever made.

Naturally, I say that not because of any privacy reason, but because for years now, all of my ads have been like THIS:

Man, I fear that labubus really have become the beanie babies of our generation. Best of luck to eBay in the year 2030 🫡

This goes out all the nerds who finished K-Pop Demon Hunters and went “WAIT THAT CAN’T BE THE END, I NEED MORE”

….. me. I’m the nerd. 👹

#kpopdemonhunters

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No worries! Ya win some ya lose some 🤣

Bahahahaha my bad, sincerely! Unfortunately I still sometimes get comments like that from some random people, so it was hard for me to tell 🤣

every crew has that one homie who always brings the Big Flag around

Great news guys- the bomb making accusations are still up and kickin’ 🙏🤩

Yep! Uranium paint lady, tis I! Important thing to add here was that I did everything legally and safely. Was it radioactive? Yes!! But only about as much as you’d get from an hour long hike in Colorado…. Or from loitering near 17 bananas. 🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

For better or for worse, my dizzying intellect is inextricably linked to the sensational humor of some 50-something midwestern dad. 🫡

Forget YouTube or my degree, my actual greatest achievement is that I literally won my school spelling bee in elementary school by spelling the word “rhomboid”.

I got out in the first round of regionals though…. I guess I just didn’t have the right angle.

*buh dum tss*

Me: “I’m feeling a little burned out, let’s make a super chill, short video about the art history in this random Netflix movie that just came out”

K-Pop Demon Hunters video script:

Funny you should mention- there might be a major section on that in said upcoming video 👀

*Insert foreshadowing about a future video here*

Brb googling…

…brb going to go throw some clay targets in lieu of birds so me and the boys can get some good musket practice

Yo what’s skeeting, is it like skiing because by golly I am bad at sports

Bekah here! I plan on using this BS to share my darkest, most secretive nonsense. For instance:

At 1M subscribers on YouTube, I will start a gaming channel. This channel shall be called “A Boss Fight with Bekah.”

Am I good at gaming?

Nah, I suck. BAD.

I just like cooking mushrooms in LoZ. 🍄‍🟫🥘