Andrew Carlson
@abkarlsson.bsky.social
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Minnesotan and such
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Is anyone going to ask him to list them?
Maybe the forces of a nation nearby? Long considered an ally, perhaps? Hmm… let’s think. Whoever could it be…
I don’t understand why the sperm doesn’t pull themselves up by their boot straps and get things done.
“I can’t help it if I attract Nazis.” is one hell of a defense.
Q: Are you worried about extremist pro-Hitler sentiment among young Republicans?

JOHNSON: No. I don't know who any of these people are. I've never heard of them. Somebody posted a photo of me standing next to these guys wearing tuxedos. It was at the inauguration, people were coming up for selfies
Haha he has no idea what mad is. Yet.
Hey she knows how to google shit
Hmm, people are treating me like I enable fascism. Have no choice but to be a fascist!
People are still interested in Cheryl’s opinions?
Fact check: Lol no you don’t.
Trying so hard to incite violence on Saturday. They are absolutely terrified.
Good god Mike Johnson fucking sucks.
Meh they make pretty thick sleep sacks. Ones rated all the way down to like 40°F.
I love Tim but he’s wrong here. They don’t give a damn as long as the orange idiot keeps bailing them out with everyone else’s cash.
@jaketapper.bsky.social Wake up my man we’ve got someone with obvious cognitive issues. No? Ruined your credibility so no one will buy anything you touch now? Bummer.
I’d like to report a rhetoric.
Finding a cheaper option is only brilliant if he does it. It is an act of war if anyone else does. Especially if they’re doing so is a direct result of a dipshit thing he did.
Needed a white guy to make things *barely* less obvious.
“Intelligence” doing a lot of work there.
Which begs the question: Why doesn’t he go ahead and do that?