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Ashlyn

@abitchandahalf.bsky.social

130 followers 87 following 410 posts

18+ account 18 | she/they 🏳️‍⚧️ | literally a cat New pfp new me!! Alterous with @lvdvl.bsky.social very very proud owner of: @catgirlmeows.bsky.social @round-thing.bsky.social

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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · Jun 13

Popeye the sailor guy

Spinach! Spinach! Spinach! Spinach!

Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 7h

I just looked to my right, tears formed in my eyes after remembering there isn't a cute girl in a cage next to my bed 😔

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Paroro @paroro.bsky.social · 12h

old tentacley sketch, Amora OC

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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 7h

*scratching at your neck until my nail digs through your skin*

Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 1d

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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 1d

Waited 3 hours just to get fingered and given prescription

Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 1d

Spill the tea what happened :3

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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 2d

Arguably not even the cheeseist thing I've said haha

I mean every word of it tho :3

Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 2d

Little know fact, LVDVL actually stands for 'Love very dearly; very loveable'

So massive wife material >:3

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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 2d

Waow (based based based based)

Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 2d

You can't fool me, that's a rice ball!!

a cartoon character is holding a piece of wood and smiling ..

ALT: a cartoon character is holding a piece of wood and smiling ..

media.tenor.com

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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 2d

Only if you wear lipstick so I can look back at the kiss marks later 🥺

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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 2d

Shaved my legs :3

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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 3d

@KermitTheFrog what Miss Piggy does to you is NOT cool, man. Ever need someone to speak to? I'm right here

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boney🔞💖 @boneyhag.bsky.social · 8d

reminder that free speech is a privilege and not a right—those in power will challenge your right to free speech at every turn if you do not stand up for yourself and those around you

make your calls!! in the US, KOSA is back on the floor. use the 5calls app to contact your state reps!

boney🔞💖 @boneyhag.bsky.social · Aug 5

he hasn't stopped calling~ have you? 🫵

how to call: stop-paypros.neocities.org

info and resources on pay discrimination: cartoonist.coop/censorship-p...

drawing of a man laying on bed with an old school phone in hand. he has a speech bubble that says "I'm so confused~ is what i'm buying illegal?" the text on the page says "keep calling and writing until payment processor censorship is reversed. one call a day makes a difference! mastercard and visa's statements aren't good enough. let's keep up the pressure together!"

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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 4d

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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 4d

Riddle me this, Batman

Why do you write like you're running out of time?

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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 5d

Putting a leash on their cage and pulling them by it while their arms are tied behind their back

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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 5d

Making her stare into your eyes, not letting her look away, as you slowly drive a knife through her gut, before making out with her while you're disemboweling her

Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 5d

How cute !!!

I'd prefer to spread them myself tho

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RoundThing @round-thing.bsky.social · 6d

I know he abused you... So here's a collar so you know you're owned by a better person :)

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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 6d

Hehe, such a good girl ^w^

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Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 6d

I started calling her a good girl and she was sooo flustered ^^

RoundThing @round-thing.bsky.social · 6d

I think I finally understand how it feels to be euphoric about my own gender ! It feels so good ^w^

Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 7d

I am staring disrespectfully and daydreaming much more disrespectfully :3

Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 7d

>.<

Ashlyn @abitchandahalf.bsky.social · 7d

Currently started something with someone, so I can't be rlly subby atleast for a few days, but as soon as I'm able to be subby for a while I'll tell you >:3

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