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Pope Abecedarian I @abecedarian.bsky.social · 2h

Eat the ice cream before it melts

Pope Abecedarian I @abecedarian.bsky.social · 2h

Jerry, no

Pope Abecedarian I @abecedarian.bsky.social · 3h

This site runs on PHP?

Pope Abecedarian I @abecedarian.bsky.social · 5h

Watch don't know where it came from

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Pope Abecedarian I @abecedarian.bsky.social · 6h

Fries

Pope Abecedarian I @abecedarian.bsky.social · 15h

Did they get the money by shorting Bitcoin?

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Pope Abecedarian I @abecedarian.bsky.social · 15h

The Bulwark. You're looking for The Bulwark.

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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 18h

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Pope Abecedarian I @abecedarian.bsky.social · 15h

a man with a mustache and a caption that says i learned it by watching you

Alt: a man with a mustache and a caption that says i learned it by watching you

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Pope Abecedarian I @abecedarian.bsky.social · 15h

The second barber gets his hair cut by the first barber.

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Pope Abecedarian I @abecedarian.bsky.social · 17h

Commie

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 1d

Immortan Joe Says If People Die Of Thirst, Maybe They Weren't Even "Chrome" to Start With

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 2d

don't worry, Sam Altman is confident that his efforts to eliminate vast numbers of jobs will all just sort of work out for the unemployed, eventually, possibly after they starve to death, which is technically a form of having it work out

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Sam Altman Says If Jobs Gets Wiped Out, Maybe They Weren't Even "Real Work" to Start With

Worried that AI will destroy work? Well, Sam Altman asks if you've considered what a farmer from half a century ago thinks of your job, first.

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Pope Abecedarian I @abecedarian.bsky.social · 17h

a man in a gas mask is sitting in a car with the words mediocre written on the bottom .

Alt: a man in a gas mask is sitting in a car with the words mediocre written on the bottom .

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Pope Abecedarian I @abecedarian.bsky.social · 19h

Not all reply guys:
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Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 19h

Shut up Jerry

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Pope Abecedarian I @abecedarian.bsky.social · 1d

Try a cookie bouquet

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Pope Abecedarian I @abecedarian.bsky.social · 1d

Seattle will have to *turns to camera* marinate about the results of today's game.

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marktacular @mark.tacular.social · 1d

Nah - just remember where Pete and the rest of the made for TV admin is from. This contract was just documenting a gentleman’s agreement Fox made with the right decades ago.

I’m willing to bet none of career propagandists even blinked - this agreement is just business as usual for Fox.

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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 1d

There are hard questions we need to ask ourselves right now. But no matter what this administration is planning, we know who we are—we love democracy & plan to fight (peacefully) for it. In a moment where knowledge is power, here is what you need to know. open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...