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Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)
@abdanielsmith.bsky.social
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Parody 🌾 Albertan & 🍁 Canadian. "Wife". Dog Lover 🐶 Anti-LGBTQIA+. Anti-vax. Anti-science. Pro-Healthcare Privatization. Former lobbyist turned Alberta's 19th Premier. Only listen to CEOs
https://www.abconservatives.ca/
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Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · Apr 15
Hey Alberta!

There seems to be a lot of misconceptions on where me and my UCP party stands on "Team Canada" 🇨🇦

So here's a thread to show Albertans exactly who you voted for and how much we are on "Team Canada"!

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4,000+ incredibly loud, ignorant , intolerant, and misinformed Albertans descended on Edmonton for the 2025 UCP AGM— one of the biggest propagandist conventions in Canadian history!

Thanks to Jeffrey Rath who came out and participated in the bearpit to rally for Alberta separation.
#abpoli
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨

Premier @davidebybc.bsky.social Dave Eby has been standing in the way of Canada's economic progress.

To ensure Alberta always has access to tide water, I have invoked the notwithstanding clause and assumed the role of Premier of British Columbia.

Details to follow.

#abpoli #bcpoli
A screenshot of a news article written by The Beaverton, posted on November 28, 2025. Headline reads: Danielle Smith uses notwithstanding clause to declare herself premier of British Columbia. Part of the article reads: VICTORIA - British Columbians were shocked today to be informed by Alberta Premier Danielle Smith that she is now the head of the B.C. government after using the notwithstanding clause (section 33 of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms) to make herself premier of that province, too.
November 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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A quick recap of the last 7 years of UCP leadership in Alberta.

#abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg #abhealth
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Elon wants you to remember this:

Our poor, unfairly treated, dearly departed, Hitler and his entire government were eradicated all because the left called him a "Nazi".

We can't let this happen again.
We need to stand united against ANTI-FAscists (ANTIFA).

#abpoli #UCPAGM
A social media post by Elon Musk showing a meme which reads: They don't kill you because you're a Nazi. They call you a Nazi so they can kill you. A social media post by Matt Van Swol posted on November 26, 2025 at 5:52pm which reads: They don't kill you because you're a Nazi. They call you a Nazi so they can kill you. A social media post by Texas Senator, Ted Cruz, which reads: They don't kill you because you're a Nazi. They call you a Nazi so they can kill you. Political violence is a left-wing phenomenon. Enough is Enough. We need to shut it down. A list of social media posts by various accounts showing the same message being repeated: They don't kill you because you're a Nazi. They call you a Nazi so they can kill you.
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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The energy MOU Mark Carney signed with Alberta will mean higher oil & gas production and millions more in profits for our oil & gas friends!

Sorry Alberta it won't do anything for oil & gas workers. But keep voting conservative!

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
abdanielsmith.bsky.social
This year's UCP AGM is going to be GREAT!

So honoured and proud to be leading the party of science denying anti-vaxxers. It fills my heart to step on that stage knowing I am surrounded by like-minded misinformed Albertans filled with intolerance and seek out division.

#abpoli
caulfieldtim.bsky.social Timothy Caulfield @caulfieldtim.bsky.social · 1d
How consumed by off-the-rails anti-science antivaxx conspiracy theories is the Alberta UCP?

Check out Resolutions #20 for UCP AGM. 👇

- Stop mRNA vaccines use in AB?
- provide vaccine detoxing (read: embrace pseudoscience)?
- educate about "vaccine injuries"?

Dark Age 2.0.
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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After 7 years of UCP leadership we have managed to waste $80 BILLION of YOUR money under the guise of fiscal responsibility!

Thank you for consistently voting conservative and for always blaming Ottawa!

See what we’ve done:
docs.google.com/document/u/0...
#abpoli #ableg #UCPCorruption
HOW THE UCP IS COSTING ALBERTANS BILLIONS OF $$$.docx
THE UCP IS COSTING ALBERTANS BILLIONS OF $$$ As of August 2025 - I am sure we are missing lots! General Budget Highlights|Alberta Railroad Contract to get oil to Texas - $2.1 Billion Keystone XL Pip...
docs.google.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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For the record, Bruce is a sissy.

#abpoli #ableg #SissyBrucey
A screenshot of Bruce McAllister, Executive Director to the Premier's Office of Alberta, showing that he has blocked the Danielle Smith Parody account.
November 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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🚨 BREAKING! 🚨

From now on, Bruce "Spanky" McAllister will now be referred to as: Bruce "Sissy" McAllister.

That is all.

#abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg @theomoudakis.bsky.social
A social media post by Bruce McAllister, Executive Director for the Alberta Premier’s Office. The post shows a social media post by Theo Moudakis, a political cartoonist. Moudakis post shows a cartoon of an adult Mark Carney, Prime Minister of Canada, walking away after giving a child-like Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta, an oil pipeline toy. McAllister's post says: I don't know Theo and though I usually give the benefit of the doubt to people until I meet them - I have to say - Theo is a condescending and disrespectful ass. Why are these lefty types so afraid of a strong conservative woman? Danielle Smith has more courage and strength in her little finger than this little sissy. Imagine if a Conservative portrayed a woman like this - especially a Premier. The double standard from these wingnuts is sickening.
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Unbelievable!
There is a petition for Albertans who want to keep the CPP! They should be putting their retirement funds in the hands of AIMCo. Stephen Harper will know exactly what to do with their money!

donttouchcpp.ca
#abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg
Tell Premier Danielle Smith: Keep Alberta in the CPP
Alberta is the only province trying to break away. The CPP works because Canada stands together.
donttouchcpp.ca
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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You keep talking about HealthCare, Parksy.

I'll keep privatizing it so me, my UCP, and our wealthy friends like Sam Mraiche and MHCare can keep getting richer off Alberta taxpayers!

#abpoli #ableg #abhealth
pfparks.bsky.social Parksy @pfparks.bsky.social · 2d
Hey Alberta, let's keep talking about HC in our province.
Let's get into what's really happening. No spewing of meaningless promises and ideology...
Let's talk about what is really happening in YOUR COMMUNITY.

Please Help me spread the word:
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November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
abdanielsmith.bsky.social
Great news Alberta! 📰

The Carney Liberals and I reached a landmark energy agreement! 🤝

Conservatives finally can stop whining and complaining that Ottawa never does anything for Alberta and calling Liberals communists.

You can resume complaining in exactly two weeks.

#abpoli #cdnpoli
A graphic stating: Landmark Alberta-Canada Energy Agreement. No oil & gas production cap No net zero power regulations New 1 million plus barrel per day pipeline to Asian markets 400,000 barrel per day Trans-mountain pipeline expansion Deep water port access for oil tankers
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Stephen Harper is who my UCP got to head up AIMCo and “fix” all the problems after losing $2 BILLION pension dollars.

Coincidentally: Harper also sold out Canada!

That’s why we need to restrict Albertans from suing AIMCo for losses!

Read: cbc.ca/news/canada/...
#abpoli #ableg
A photo of Stephen Harper, former conservative Prime Minister of Canada, with his thumbs up. The text over the photo reads: The last time we put the conservatives in charge of Canada, they sold: Nexen to China Inco to Brazil Stelco to the USA Nortel to Sweden Faconbridge to Switzerland Canada's Wheat Board to Saudi Arabia And Entered a 31-year FIPA deal with China This is what selling out your country looks like.
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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UCP WASTES $125 MILLION on DynaLife lab services.
UCP lost $1.3 BILLION by buying Keystone XL pipeline.
AIMCo lost $2 BILLION in pension funds after UCP replaced management.

But don't worry, Alberta. You can trust us with your CPP!

edmontonjournal.com/news/local-n...
#abpoli #ableg
Alberta tables legislation aimed at blocking $1.3 billion claim against AIMCo
Alberta has tabled a new bill that would shield the province from a $1.3 billion claim launched against AIMCo.
edmontonjournal.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Don’t let John get you down David Parker.

I don’t trust the experts either.

#abpoli #ableg #yyc #yeg
A social media post by David Parker, leader of Take Back Alberta, which reads: Not only do I not "trust the experts". I think most of them are money hungry idiots who spread falsehoods for profit. This post is replied to by JohnMD, a popular medical doctor in Alberta, which reads: Never trust someone who had greater cognitive capacity than yourself and put in the time to learn important stuff and then practice that important stuff and then was tested on and evaluated for that important stuff. Never let solid reasoning outweigh ignorance and suspicion!
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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So glad my UCP ordered AHS to stop collecting data on wait-list deaths.

Now no one knows how many people in Alberta have died waiting for treatment and we can keep hiding this data by using CFS!

www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...
#abpoli #abhealth #ableg #UCPPublicInquiryNOW
Tens of thousands of Canadians died waiting for medical care in the past year: report
A new report is raising alarm over growing wait-list deaths in Canada.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Seen in Alberta today.

#abpoli #AlbertaSeparation
A photo of a large digital billboard standing tall next to a multi-lane street with shops in the background. The sign reads: Alberta Separatists Are Idiots.
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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It's truly inspiring to see the level of mental gymnastics Alberta separatists, like Jason Lavigne, must do to rationalize in their own minds how Alberta, as an independent nation, would miraculously be able to get all their oil & gas to tide water. 🤣

#abpoli #AlbertaSeparation
A social media post by Jason Lavigne, a political podcaster, posted on November 26, 2025 at 6:!2am. In this post, Lavigne states one reason for Alberta to separate from Canada is so Alberta wouldn't be stopped by Ottawa and British Columbia when they want to building a pipeline to tidewater. Lavigne claims that Albert could negotiate directly with the United States to build energy corridors to the Pacific via the state of Washington.
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Proudly on the right path which leads me to being the only politician in Canadian history to ever be recalled TWICE!

Also proud to be the leader of a conservative party which has the HIGHEST number of recalls happening at the same time!

Source: web.archive.org/web/20151114...
#abpoli #ableg
A screenshot of a Recall Danielle website promoting the recall of Danielle Smith, who was leader of the Alberta Wildrose Party. The residents of the Highwood constituency in Alberta wanted to remove Danielle Smith after she crossed the floor from her own Wildrose party to the Progressive Conservative party in 2014.
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Hey Alberta!

Don't forget to have your say about raising the speed limit for Alberta highways, so we can have more dangerous roads, higher traffic accidents and fatalities, all of which will inevitably lead to higher auto insurance rates!

www.alberta.ca/divided-high...
#abpoli #ableg
Divided highway speed limit increase survey
The Government of Alberta wants to hear your opinion about raising the posted speed limits on divided highways.
www.alberta.ca
November 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Current number of UCP MLAs being recalled: 14

Should I fund @ElectionsAB so they have staff to handle recalls? 🤔

Should I repeal recall legislation since it's being used against UCP MLAs? 🤔

Or should I just call an election? 🤔

Read: www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/art...
#abpoli #ableg
A graphic showing 14 in large red numbers
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Friendly reminder from the UCP to all Albertans:

You’re all motherfuckers.
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Today, Alberta is making history.

With Bill 11, my UCP gov't is taking steps to addressing long wait times in healthcare that our 4-silo approach didn't fix. This dual practice model is nothing more than two tier healthcare ensuring the wealthy get treated first!

#abpoli #ableg
A graphic showing a smiling doctor and a smiling patient with the caption stating: Two tier healthcare: Expanding access, improving care for the wealthy.
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Hey Alberta! 📢

Looking for the perfect Christmas gift? The UCP has a new game only those in the UCP can play:
Operation Alberta!

Take as much out of Alberta as possible without getting caught and you WIN!

#abpoli #ableg #UCPCorruption
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨

UCP finally benefiting from appointment of former UCP nominee, Shawn McLeod, as Ethics Commissioner as Alberta Wilderness Association calls for an investigation into Alberta Minister of Forestry & Parks, Todd Loewen.

albertawilderness.ca/news-release...
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News Release: Call for Ethics Investigation into Minister Todd Loewen - Alberta Wilderness Association
November 24, 2025 Alberta Wilderness Association (AWA) and Exposed Wildlife Conservancy are asking the Ethics...
albertawilderness.ca
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM