Aaron P
@aaronpallan.bsky.social
Horror-lover 🦇, stationery-hoarder 🖋️, tea-swiller 🫖. A mostly harmless and generally convivial Canadian queer 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈. Friend to all felines. A little weird, but always SFW. (He/Him).
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I’m a tall, thin guy with a distinct vibe, so obviously my colleague (who is also an astrologer) has decided that my post retirement career choices are
1. Apotheosis into Slender Man
2. Coastal warlock
1. Apotheosis into Slender Man
2. Coastal warlock
a black and white image of a person standing in the dark .
Alt: a black and white image of a person standing in the dark .
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December 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I’m a tall, thin guy with a distinct vibe, so obviously my colleague (who is also an astrologer) has decided that my post retirement career choices are
1. Apotheosis into Slender Man
2. Coastal warlock
1. Apotheosis into Slender Man
2. Coastal warlock
Please enjoy my festive pussy. 🎄 🐈
December 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Please enjoy my festive pussy. 🎄 🐈
It’s the holiday season, and therefor time for my annual rewatch of HBO’s “Six Feet Under.”
a woman is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car with her eyes closed .
Alt: Clair drives away from LA in the penultimate scene from “Six Feet Under.”
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December 21, 2025 at 5:51 AM
It’s the holiday season, and therefor time for my annual rewatch of HBO’s “Six Feet Under.”
December 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
2026 is gonna be my year
December 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
2026 is gonna be my year
That thing when some straight guy makes a “joke” about how he’s glad his wife wants to be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, and so you not only refuse to grant him a laugh but also maintain judgmental and unbroken eye contact with him for the rest of a 30-minute meeting.
December 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
That thing when some straight guy makes a “joke” about how he’s glad his wife wants to be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, and so you not only refuse to grant him a laugh but also maintain judgmental and unbroken eye contact with him for the rest of a 30-minute meeting.
Cold enough to rim the inside of my windows with ice this am 🧊 ❄️
December 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Cold enough to rim the inside of my windows with ice this am 🧊 ❄️
Starting Monday off with enough caffeine to bend space and time by the power of thought alone.
an older man is holding a ring in his hand and asking why shouldn 't i .
Alt: Older Bilbo Baggins stares at His Precious, saying “why shouldn’t I?”
In my case, My Precious is hot caffeinated beverages.
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December 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Starting Monday off with enough caffeine to bend space and time by the power of thought alone.
I got a new passport, and while resigned to the prison photo of me featured in it, I WAS delighted by the surprise narwhals hiding out on the back page.
December 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I got a new passport, and while resigned to the prison photo of me featured in it, I WAS delighted by the surprise narwhals hiding out on the back page.
In other news: We just booked a trip to Japan for April, and I’m both super excited and also freaking out a bit.
December 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
In other news: We just booked a trip to Japan for April, and I’m both super excited and also freaking out a bit.
I was just chatting with a friend in Québec when I suddenly couldn't remember the word for something simple in either English or French.
Has anyone else experienced this? Or do I need to get tested for early-onset dementia?
Has anyone else experienced this? Or do I need to get tested for early-onset dementia?
a man with white hair and a beard says " i 'm old and forgetful "
Alt: a man with white hair and a beard says " i 'm old and forgetful "
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December 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I was just chatting with a friend in Québec when I suddenly couldn't remember the word for something simple in either English or French.
Has anyone else experienced this? Or do I need to get tested for early-onset dementia?
Has anyone else experienced this? Or do I need to get tested for early-onset dementia?
Whoever said there was no such thing as purgatory has never had to coarsely chop 2 cups of almonds by hand.
December 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Whoever said there was no such thing as purgatory has never had to coarsely chop 2 cups of almonds by hand.
Throwback to 2016 and a much lower resolution camera.
December 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Throwback to 2016 and a much lower resolution camera.
“The Festive Picard”:
A strong cup of tea, Earl Grey, hot with eggnog and a shot of brandy (or rum, if that’s what you have on hand).
A strong cup of tea, Earl Grey, hot with eggnog and a shot of brandy (or rum, if that’s what you have on hand).
December 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
“The Festive Picard”:
A strong cup of tea, Earl Grey, hot with eggnog and a shot of brandy (or rum, if that’s what you have on hand).
A strong cup of tea, Earl Grey, hot with eggnog and a shot of brandy (or rum, if that’s what you have on hand).
A fascinating find for later bath time reading.
November 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
A fascinating find for later bath time reading.
I’m extremely enthusiastic about the arrival of winter weather, as you can tell.
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I’m extremely enthusiastic about the arrival of winter weather, as you can tell.
Brewing some traditionally smoked lapsang souchong on a snowy day.
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Brewing some traditionally smoked lapsang souchong on a snowy day.
An intercultural moment: Coming from non-Thanksgiving people, today (and its October Canadian counterpart) is just another day for me.
And I was floored to learn that my American friends don’t do Boxing/St. Stephen’s day.
And I was floored to learn that my American friends don’t do Boxing/St. Stephen’s day.
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
An intercultural moment: Coming from non-Thanksgiving people, today (and its October Canadian counterpart) is just another day for me.
And I was floored to learn that my American friends don’t do Boxing/St. Stephen’s day.
And I was floored to learn that my American friends don’t do Boxing/St. Stephen’s day.
(Former) Client: I don’t know if we need you. Anyone can do your job.
2 months later…
FC: So we really need your help with X. It wasn’t as easy as we thought, and we got into a fair amount of trouble.
Me: Bless, but I have prior engagements 🙂↔️
2 months later…
FC: So we really need your help with X. It wasn’t as easy as we thought, and we got into a fair amount of trouble.
Me: Bless, but I have prior engagements 🙂↔️
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
(Former) Client: I don’t know if we need you. Anyone can do your job.
2 months later…
FC: So we really need your help with X. It wasn’t as easy as we thought, and we got into a fair amount of trouble.
Me: Bless, but I have prior engagements 🙂↔️
2 months later…
FC: So we really need your help with X. It wasn’t as easy as we thought, and we got into a fair amount of trouble.
Me: Bless, but I have prior engagements 🙂↔️
… No more I love you's
The language is leaving me
No more I love you's
Changes are shifting outside the words
(The lover speaks about the monsters) 🩰
The language is leaving me
No more I love you's
Changes are shifting outside the words
(The lover speaks about the monsters) 🩰
Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my Dragula
I slam in the back of my Dragula
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
… No more I love you's
The language is leaving me
No more I love you's
Changes are shifting outside the words
(The lover speaks about the monsters) 🩰
The language is leaving me
No more I love you's
Changes are shifting outside the words
(The lover speaks about the monsters) 🩰
Thank you to the 69 people (eyebrow waggle) who like my cake hole.
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Thank you to the 69 people (eyebrow waggle) who like my cake hole.
The joy when a cake releases perfectly from the pan 🍰
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The joy when a cake releases perfectly from the pan 🍰