Hotdog Fingerz
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I pay for porn and I vote.
I’m off work for 16 days straight starting at the end of this week and my god I cannot waaaaaiiiittttttttr
December 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I’m off work for 16 days straight starting at the end of this week and my god I cannot waaaaaiiiittttttttr
Cyber bullying people who drive distracted is my fav. You’re a bad person if you drive distracted and there is nothing you can say back to me that even comes close to being as true
December 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Cyber bullying people who drive distracted is my fav. You’re a bad person if you drive distracted and there is nothing you can say back to me that even comes close to being as true
Playing too much stardew on switch fucked with my eyes so much I have vertigo
December 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Playing too much stardew on switch fucked with my eyes so much I have vertigo
The new neighbor is a domestic abuser so glad I didn’t introduce myself. Time to befriend the wife and kids tho
wearing the baby blue Juicy velour tracksuit my husband got me to meet the new neighbors who will see that I am the only white household on the street and I never go anywhere bc I wfh. I’m absolutely sure they’ll think I’m a drug dealer
December 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The new neighbor is a domestic abuser so glad I didn’t introduce myself. Time to befriend the wife and kids tho
I can’t bring myself to sell my animals in stardew valley bc I am too emotionally attached to them. I love you my pixelated chickens
December 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I can’t bring myself to sell my animals in stardew valley bc I am too emotionally attached to them. I love you my pixelated chickens
Maybe baby fever is real. I do not want to give birth but maybe I kinda want to be a foster parent or adopt an older child.
December 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Maybe baby fever is real. I do not want to give birth but maybe I kinda want to be a foster parent or adopt an older child.
Running for PA senate on a 2 prong candidacy - legalized blood sport and resuming quaalude production.
December 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Running for PA senate on a 2 prong candidacy - legalized blood sport and resuming quaalude production.
There needs to be a Stardont Valley in which another person grinds and I just get to enjoy the spoils.
December 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
There needs to be a Stardont Valley in which another person grinds and I just get to enjoy the spoils.
Damn my shot is fucked upppp. I feel so nauseous and have such crazy vertigo right now.
December 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Damn my shot is fucked upppp. I feel so nauseous and have such crazy vertigo right now.
I am the nvidia of my household’s smooching based economy
December 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I am the nvidia of my household’s smooching based economy
Kalshi Bets that Elon Musk will need his hair plugs redone in 15 months bc drug abuse makes him bald this time not just bad genetics
December 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Kalshi Bets that Elon Musk will need his hair plugs redone in 15 months bc drug abuse makes him bald this time not just bad genetics
wearing the baby blue Juicy velour tracksuit my husband got me to meet the new neighbors who will see that I am the only white household on the street and I never go anywhere bc I wfh. I’m absolutely sure they’ll think I’m a drug dealer
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
wearing the baby blue Juicy velour tracksuit my husband got me to meet the new neighbors who will see that I am the only white household on the street and I never go anywhere bc I wfh. I’m absolutely sure they’ll think I’m a drug dealer
Drunk and making bad parks in RCT
December 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Drunk and making bad parks in RCT
I love getting covid 19 posting engagement and followers to immediately lose them bc I almost exclusively post ab being horny for my spouse and being mentally ill
November 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I love getting covid 19 posting engagement and followers to immediately lose them bc I almost exclusively post ab being horny for my spouse and being mentally ill
Always wild to see anti genocide people at anti genocide events talking about anti genocide stuff indoors and not wearing a mask or taking any other Covid precautions l o l
November 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Always wild to see anti genocide people at anti genocide events talking about anti genocide stuff indoors and not wearing a mask or taking any other Covid precautions l o l
Save me John Denver save me
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Save me John Denver save me
Damn I’m mentally ill as hell right now. Idk is it the family issues giving me psychological damage is it the sun fully set at 5:30 pm is it the everything else good god
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Damn I’m mentally ill as hell right now. Idk is it the family issues giving me psychological damage is it the sun fully set at 5:30 pm is it the everything else good god
My brain is a brain shaped jello mold of hot dog meat and bottom of the oven black crispy bits. I hate the holidays.
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
My brain is a brain shaped jello mold of hot dog meat and bottom of the oven black crispy bits. I hate the holidays.
Decided to rice and lentil max, take my damned prescribed psych meds to chill out, and lay down, rather than be intolerably irritable and fist fight my husband who I love dearly
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Decided to rice and lentil max, take my damned prescribed psych meds to chill out, and lay down, rather than be intolerably irritable and fist fight my husband who I love dearly
Is 10:40 AM too early for pizza and fries bc Jesus H Christ
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Is 10:40 AM too early for pizza and fries bc Jesus H Christ
I am in such a terrible terrible mood holy shit.
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I am in such a terrible terrible mood holy shit.
Is it like a law that dentists need to play classic rock in their offices?
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Is it like a law that dentists need to play classic rock in their offices?
Roller coaster tycoon on switch won’t let me torture and kill the guests??? Wtf???
November 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Roller coaster tycoon on switch won’t let me torture and kill the guests??? Wtf???
I need pro violence but still ethical and enlightened Jainism
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I need pro violence but still ethical and enlightened Jainism
Getting very stoned and torturing people in rollercoaster tycoon on my switch. Life is so good
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Getting very stoned and torturing people in rollercoaster tycoon on my switch. Life is so good