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I'm just a love machine, and I won't work because somebody sideloaded me with bad firmware and now I'm stuck in a boot loop

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99alt.bsky.social @99alt.bsky.social · Nov 18

Give it a taste. If you like it you can have the whole thing

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99alt.bsky.social @99alt.bsky.social · 6d

You're welcome but you owe me one now 😈

99alt.bsky.social @99alt.bsky.social · 6d

Well I will make an exception for you but you're on thin ice mister!

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99alt.bsky.social @99alt.bsky.social · 6d

This is an educational video for @princepiplup.bsky.social only, everyone else please do not watch

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99alt.bsky.social @99alt.bsky.social · 9d

More than you could imagine 🤤

99alt.bsky.social @99alt.bsky.social · 9d

Asking the real questions!!

99alt.bsky.social @99alt.bsky.social · 9d

Yes keep your tongue out for me...

99alt.bsky.social @99alt.bsky.social · 9d

Oh absolutely, I am on record saying I prefer medium cocks 😉

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99alt.bsky.social @99alt.bsky.social · 9d

Don't use ChatGPT, come StrokeBWC instead #mcm

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99alt.bsky.social @99alt.bsky.social · 9d

Only 8 reposts so far? Come on faggots you can do better, I know you're all desperate for Jake's precum

Jake 😈 @tifremyag.bsky.social · 9d

What do we think of this? Let me know down below!

Repost if you would lick this up

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99alt.bsky.social @99alt.bsky.social · Sep 15

Hehe thanks. Waiting for yours

99alt.bsky.social @99alt.bsky.social · Sep 15

And I wanna give it to you 😉

99alt.bsky.social @99alt.bsky.social · Sep 14

He needs a massage btw

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99alt.bsky.social @99alt.bsky.social · Sep 14

Quote this with your best vpl pic

A shot from my waist to my knees. I am wearing a pink t-shirt and gray trunks, through which the outline of my penis is clearly visible.

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99alt.bsky.social @99alt.bsky.social · Sep 12

Do you know a good place to harbor a fugitive??

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99alt.bsky.social @99alt.bsky.social · Sep 12

My face was right here

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99alt.bsky.social @99alt.bsky.social · Sep 12

My god that's a beauty

99alt.bsky.social @99alt.bsky.social · Sep 12

HE'S FREE

My erect penis through the fly of my boxers

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99alt.bsky.social @99alt.bsky.social · Sep 12

Oh no. That little button isn't going to hold much longer