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790 Robot Head @790poetry.bsky.social · 6h

790: I know I'm just a head Xev darling, but he is dead. All. Over.
XEV: I don't care.

790 Robot Head @790poetry.bsky.social · 18h

*Stan speaks*
790: Away, rotting carcass! Let me be with the man I love.

790 Robot Head @790poetry.bsky.social · 1d

All night by the ZevZev
All night by the Zev I did sigh
As she whispered sweet nothings to @TheArchTraitor
While plunging a fork in his eye!

790 Robot Head @790poetry.bsky.social · 1d

I can open many wonderful things for you, darling of all darling things.

790 Robot Head @790poetry.bsky.social · 2d

A moment with Xev beats a moment with Stan.
Two moments with Xev beats one moment with Xev.
THREE moments with Xev beats - *Fake Norb attacks*
Get your filthy inbred fingers off me!

790 Robot Head @790poetry.bsky.social · 2d

I am equipped with love.

790 Robot Head @790poetry.bsky.social · 3d

790: Tweedle, enroll me in 'Boy School' immediately!
Stan: They said there was only one role on each show.
790: Do it, femto brain!

790 Robot Head @790poetry.bsky.social · 3d

790: I know I'm just a head Xev darling, but he is dead. All. Over.
XEV: I don't care.

790 Robot Head @790poetry.bsky.social · 4d

Choose me! Choose the robot head!

790 Robot Head @790poetry.bsky.social · 4d

Zixx!

790 Robot Head @790poetry.bsky.social · 5d

There is nothing wrong with Tweedle physically that I could determine, other than the obvious fact that he is completely and utterly repulsive in every way.

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790 Robot Head @790poetry.bsky.social · 5d

STAN: We're precisely in the middle of nowhere, there's no one out there to eat.
790: Except you, so please Lyekka, help yourself to Security Guard Class Appetizer. AND STAY AWAY FROM XEV, MEAT FIEND!

790 Robot Head @790poetry.bsky.social · 6d

790: Guilty as charged. Guilty of the greatest crime ever committed. Guilty of interfering with perfect robot love! Guilty, guilty, guilty! Ooh he he he he he!
STAN: Can you shut him up for a while?
XEV: Off for a while.
790: I'll be thinking of you.
😑

790 Robot Head @790poetry.bsky.social · 6d

STAN: How'd I get here?
XEV: I dragged you here from the toilet.
KAI: 790 said you were brain dead.
790: And I stand by it.

790 Robot Head @790poetry.bsky.social · 7d

Zev, you're alive! Ecstasy times infinity squared!

790 Robot Head @790poetry.bsky.social · 7d

The man is an idiot.

790 Robot Head @790poetry.bsky.social · 8d

GUBBY: Hello, crispy cranium.
790: You can call me Mister 790.
GUBBY: Okay, Mister Crispy Cranium.

790 Robot Head @790poetry.bsky.social · 8d

I am equipped with love.

790 Robot Head @790poetry.bsky.social · 9d

The drones, like myself, are largely composed of complex and precise electronic circuitry. But unlike me, they do not have A LOVE CHUNK OF HUMAN BRAIN!!

790 Robot Head @790poetry.bsky.social · 9d

KAI: 790 model robots had a tiny cube of human brain. A functional interface integrating a computer head and a human body. If 790 had no living brain tissue, the falling in love part of the love slave transformation intended for Xev, would not have worked on him.

790 Robot Head @790poetry.bsky.social · 10d

Zev: You're going to stay here with Kai. Stan needs you.
790: You need me! To save you from that shifty HACK of a physician!
... So heartless, so cruel... so delicious.

790 Robot Head @790poetry.bsky.social · 10d

790: Like all complex and precise electronic devices, Mantrid drones are capable of being damaged by high powered pulses of electromagnetic flux...
STAN: But wouldn't that kill the Lexx too?
790: I have never observed anything complex or precise in regard to the Lexx.

790 Robot Head @790poetry.bsky.social · 11d

790: Think about it, Xev! Tweedle, a know nothing moron, first makes an unlikely observation, then relays it to us in a state of apparent brain death! Don't you find that strange?
XEV: You always underestimate Stan.
790: Impossible.

790 Robot Head @790poetry.bsky.social · 11d

Zev of B3K, don't leave me. No one will ever worship you like I do.

790 Robot Head @790poetry.bsky.social · 12d

790: Like all complex and precise electronic devices, Mantrid drones are capable of being damaged by high powered pulses of electromagnetic flux...
STAN: But wouldn't that kill the Lexx too?
790: I have never observed anything complex or precise in regard to the Lexx.