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5pennyj.bsky.social @5pennyj.bsky.social · 9h

His dad says he's so smart he can turn it off and on really really fast. He's a genius.

5pennyj.bsky.social @5pennyj.bsky.social · 9h

Don't forget that 22 year old gardener responsible for something important like espionage or something. I can't remember. There's just too much.

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5pennyj.bsky.social @5pennyj.bsky.social · 22h

So the money to Tom Homan is paying off?

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5pennyj.bsky.social @5pennyj.bsky.social · 22h

Lee Greenwood fans don't know how to use Spotify and have all the albums at home.

5pennyj.bsky.social @5pennyj.bsky.social · 1d

He's a mysoginistic piece of crap and needs someone to step on his balls til his eyes leak.

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5pennyj.bsky.social @5pennyj.bsky.social · 1d

What does he threaten them with? Is it just being primaried or is it more insidious than that? Because I can't understand people giving up their integrity and moral code for a threat of being primaried.

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5pennyj.bsky.social @5pennyj.bsky.social · 1d

This has never made sense to me either. What if you don't want to tell anyone? Does that mean you can't register to vote?

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5pennyj.bsky.social @5pennyj.bsky.social · 1d

Oops. Your.

5pennyj.bsky.social @5pennyj.bsky.social · 1d

It will. When you're government stops being fascist or every one of you resigns.

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5pennyj.bsky.social @5pennyj.bsky.social · 1d

You would think Jake Tapper would be doing an in depth investigate report on this.

5pennyj.bsky.social @5pennyj.bsky.social · 1d

Cankles didn't want to drain it. He wanted to wallow in it.

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5pennyj.bsky.social @5pennyj.bsky.social · 1d

Everyone fuels his narcissism. It's the only way anything can get done.

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5pennyj.bsky.social @5pennyj.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not sure even that could fix Marge completely. She's an opportunist so she's placing her bets that things will break her way. A leopard doesn't change its spots.

5pennyj.bsky.social @5pennyj.bsky.social · 1d

Repeated violations don't get a reduced fine. The fines should go up for each ensuing infraction until the project is halted because people can't follow the rules. What's $5000 to a company worth business?

5pennyj.bsky.social @5pennyj.bsky.social · 1d

Unless it's theirs.

5pennyj.bsky.social @5pennyj.bsky.social · 1d

Yes.

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5pennyj.bsky.social @5pennyj.bsky.social · 1d

They don't care. They want to reduce the population anyway and don't particularly care how that happens.

5pennyj.bsky.social @5pennyj.bsky.social · 2d

Yea, those cankles sure seem like an indicator of optimal cardiovascular health.

Or your average 65 year old American is in dreadful shape.

5pennyj.bsky.social @5pennyj.bsky.social · 2d

Was it in a brown paper bag?

5pennyj.bsky.social @5pennyj.bsky.social · 2d

I'm sure it was thoroughly investigated by the FBI and nothing inappropriate was found. 🙄

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5pennyj.bsky.social @5pennyj.bsky.social · 3d

I'm really tired of people tiptoeing around this giant baby, afraid of his massive temper tantrum. Hopefully the Nobel Committee is better than this.

If not, the award will be forever tainted.

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5pennyj.bsky.social @5pennyj.bsky.social · 3d

He will lose his shit.

Although, currently, for him, that's a fairly low bar both literally and figuratively.

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5pennyj.bsky.social @5pennyj.bsky.social · 3d

They're going to have to come up with a while new one once the orange stain leaves office. The current award is now forever contaminated.

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5pennyj.bsky.social @5pennyj.bsky.social · 4d

Is anyone really surprised? They shouldn't be.

5pennyj.bsky.social @5pennyj.bsky.social · 4d

It's not really that big of a secret.