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turnips

@44turnips.bsky.social

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they/them I love garfield

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turnips @44turnips.bsky.social · 14h

me, after using the sock knocker upper-inator

turnips @44turnips.bsky.social · 22h

Its always a bad day when I have to remember who poop girl is

turnips @44turnips.bsky.social · 2d

just sold a loon to a guy who was struggling to breathe.
I probably killed him

turnips @44turnips.bsky.social · 2d

never buy glasses inside the optometrists and don't let them tell you to get progressive lenses

turnips @44turnips.bsky.social · 2d

fuck optometrists

turnips @44turnips.bsky.social · 3d

we already have it at my gas station

turnips @44turnips.bsky.social · 3d

banger

turnips @44turnips.bsky.social · 3d

can you post your house address next?
I wanna test something

turnips @44turnips.bsky.social · 3d

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTMw...

How to 3d printed keys using photos

YouTube video by The Epiphany Show

www.youtube.com

turnips @44turnips.bsky.social · 3d

they're*

turnips @44turnips.bsky.social · 4d

holy shit the winners are asmongold and adin ross

turnips @44turnips.bsky.social · 4d

"biggest racist" and "second biggest racist"

turnips @44turnips.bsky.social · 5d

she is fine besides the unfortunate fact that she was born a pug

turnips @44turnips.bsky.social · 13d

thinking about when I quit caffeine when I was in middle school, and then one day there was no water at my house and the only thing I could drink was mountain dew, because my mom prioritized mountain dew over water

turnips @44turnips.bsky.social · 14d

centrist

turnips @44turnips.bsky.social · 15d

too far.

turnips @44turnips.bsky.social · 15d

I take a tiny little nibble, then I suck out the insides and pretend I'm a vampire

turnips @44turnips.bsky.social · 19d

kill john lennon

turnips @44turnips.bsky.social · 22d

no

turnips @44turnips.bsky.social · 22d

je ne parle pas francais

turnips @44turnips.bsky.social · Sep 27

This very likely isn't the original poster

turnips @44turnips.bsky.social · Sep 23

favorite utensil?

turnips @44turnips.bsky.social · Sep 21

puppy

my wonderful adorable great Dane, Farmer

turnips @44turnips.bsky.social · Sep 18

Where do you read it?
Used to use mangadex but haven't found a good source since they took it off.

turnips @44turnips.bsky.social · Sep 13

What?