ethan (gay)
@3thanguy7.bsky.social
it's ethan not Ethan
he/it
i write bits of weird fiction
https://3thanguy7.substack.com/ (long)
https://3thanguy7aov.substack.com/ (short)
he/it
i write bits of weird fiction
https://3thanguy7.substack.com/ (long)
https://3thanguy7aov.substack.com/ (short)
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ethan (gay)
@3thanguy7.bsky.social
· Sep 30
{carved into the raw white stone of a gorgeous mountain cliff} IM SO NORMAL
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im an influencer (influencing my friends into lowercase names and it/its pronouns)
December 9, 2024 at 6:44 AM
im an influencer (influencing my friends into lowercase names and it/its pronouns)
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a snake walks into a bar. the bartender goes “what the hell. how did you do that”
December 8, 2025 at 4:58 AM
a snake walks into a bar. the bartender goes “what the hell. how did you do that”
i am the number one influencer in every possible universe
December 8, 2025 at 5:24 AM
i am the number one influencer in every possible universe
December 7 - The Sun
The sun will never leave our sky again.
open.substack.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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{sees the phrase "transition matrix" in an exercise}
Folks. Actuarial science has Gone Woke.
Folks. Actuarial science has Gone Woke.
January 26, 2024 at 4:04 PM
{sees the phrase "transition matrix" in an exercise}
Folks. Actuarial science has Gone Woke.
Folks. Actuarial science has Gone Woke.
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i hope you all know that if for any reason you need my help. be it financial or emotional or of any other kind. i can help
November 7, 2024 at 3:16 PM
i hope you all know that if for any reason you need my help. be it financial or emotional or of any other kind. i can help
still laughing at Noelle being an actuary in the deltarune fanfic au this bookpost was from. it's extremely in character
December 7, 2025 at 9:24 AM
still laughing at Noelle being an actuary in the deltarune fanfic au this bookpost was from. it's extremely in character
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this is probably a somewhat strange search to any non-math people huh
February 6, 2024 at 11:42 PM
this is probably a somewhat strange search to any non-math people huh
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starting a small index fund which earns sufficient interest to buy myself a little treat every day. the index fund serves no other purpose
December 16, 2024 at 9:52 PM
starting a small index fund which earns sufficient interest to buy myself a little treat every day. the index fund serves no other purpose
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{guy who just finished frostpunk voice} the train is cold today that's just like frostpunk
October 2, 2024 at 1:09 PM
{guy who just finished frostpunk voice} the train is cold today that's just like frostpunk
fun fact: arguably the single most important decision of my life in the past ~2 years
made an unforced error (got a cold brew from starbucks this morning)
December 7, 2025 at 9:13 AM
fun fact: arguably the single most important decision of my life in the past ~2 years
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crazy all the websites and paypros are doing their big No Horny Allowed crackdown while every online advertisement now is iether "AI SEX HOT AI CHAT NO FILTER BOOB AI FURRY GIRLFRIEND only for adults ages 6+" or "NPR is now teaming up with Bumfights dot com to revolutionize gamified asset trading"
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
crazy all the websites and paypros are doing their big No Horny Allowed crackdown while every online advertisement now is iether "AI SEX HOT AI CHAT NO FILTER BOOB AI FURRY GIRLFRIEND only for adults ages 6+" or "NPR is now teaming up with Bumfights dot com to revolutionize gamified asset trading"
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Skyler White if Breaking Bad was scripted by the fan base
Skyler: you are cooking meth?
Walter: Yeah, to provide for our family, you stupid whore
Skyler: That is very smart, you are so sexy my wonderful husband
[Skyler removes her top and starts playing with her huge jugs]
Skyler: you are cooking meth?
Walter: Yeah, to provide for our family, you stupid whore
Skyler: That is very smart, you are so sexy my wonderful husband
[Skyler removes her top and starts playing with her huge jugs]
December 7, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Skyler White if Breaking Bad was scripted by the fan base
Skyler: you are cooking meth?
Walter: Yeah, to provide for our family, you stupid whore
Skyler: That is very smart, you are so sexy my wonderful husband
[Skyler removes her top and starts playing with her huge jugs]
Skyler: you are cooking meth?
Walter: Yeah, to provide for our family, you stupid whore
Skyler: That is very smart, you are so sexy my wonderful husband
[Skyler removes her top and starts playing with her huge jugs]
i need to go have some meaningless sex
December 7, 2025 at 7:38 AM
i need to go have some meaningless sex
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Gamers have such incredibly unreasonable demands of indies it's sort of a wonder anything gets made at all.
I could never fault an indie dev for just wanting to withdraw entirely from public from what are deeply wild, unfair or aggressive demands on their passion projects from 'gamers'.
#gamedev
I could never fault an indie dev for just wanting to withdraw entirely from public from what are deeply wild, unfair or aggressive demands on their passion projects from 'gamers'.
#gamedev
December 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Gamers have such incredibly unreasonable demands of indies it's sort of a wonder anything gets made at all.
I could never fault an indie dev for just wanting to withdraw entirely from public from what are deeply wild, unfair or aggressive demands on their passion projects from 'gamers'.
#gamedev
I could never fault an indie dev for just wanting to withdraw entirely from public from what are deeply wild, unfair or aggressive demands on their passion projects from 'gamers'.
#gamedev
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The onion just prints the news now
December 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The onion just prints the news now
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had a grand old time. im so tired
im at mff lmk if ur here and I can say hi
oh yeah I'm going to mff btw
December 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
had a grand old time. im so tired
im at mff lmk if ur here and I can say hi
oh yeah I'm going to mff btw
December 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
im at mff lmk if ur here and I can say hi
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we fuck buildings here sir
December 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
we fuck buildings here sir
might have lost my nice coat :(
December 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
might have lost my nice coat :(
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Iiii wish I didn't have such a complex about being misinterpreted
not even "I don't like to be wrong", because I am often wrong. but specifically "I don't like people thinking I said something I didn't"
not even "I don't like to be wrong", because I am often wrong. but specifically "I don't like people thinking I said something I didn't"
December 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Iiii wish I didn't have such a complex about being misinterpreted
not even "I don't like to be wrong", because I am often wrong. but specifically "I don't like people thinking I said something I didn't"
not even "I don't like to be wrong", because I am often wrong. but specifically "I don't like people thinking I said something I didn't"
been watching a bunch of fnaf crap lately and I am regularly amused by people switching mangle's pronouns mid sentence. very solid bit
December 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
been watching a bunch of fnaf crap lately and I am regularly amused by people switching mangle's pronouns mid sentence. very solid bit
some Spotify wrapped highlights. weird ass year but I'll take top 2% of toby fox listeners lmao
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
some Spotify wrapped highlights. weird ass year but I'll take top 2% of toby fox listeners lmao