Director Alto Clef 🚬
@3eyedbastard.bsky.social
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🚬 Fat bastard. Plays the Ukulele and weilds a shotgun. Multiversal and ontokinetic specialist. Reality bending cryptid. Definitely not a former GOC agent. 🥼 It/He etc ℹ [RP account run by a fictive of Dr Clef] ❗
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》 Director C███, A█████ H████ "Alto Clef" •••

>>> Professional 4th Wall Breaker ¤

「There is nothing left but my imagination, and you are all figments of it.」
#ScpRp #MVRP #SCP #Rp
\\ I havent been active in literal months but I may have lost the email this acc was attached to cause our old phone broke and we had to get a new one and weve forgotten the password 💀
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Introductory post:
- Simon Glass RP account
- admins are both minors
@plaguepresence.bsky.social (he/him) and @witchexia.bsky.social (she/they)
- Vincent signs off with ☣️
- Hex signs off with 🌩️
- stay SFW
Simon Glass design by @banesberryanomoly.bsky.social

#scp #scprp #scpfoundation
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If you’re happy a barely sentient piece of rotten tangerine who should be put in a nursing home is a president, I’m making you a D-Class. Get the fuck out of my face.
¤ Quick funfact! We associate Clef (+the Amaj sys as a whole) with Ungulates. Yes this includes Whales, and yes Cosmo Sheldrake is on several Clef playlists we have
>> 🧵 Backstory Stuff 🧵 <<
>> 🧵 Lore Tidbits + Funfacts 🧵 <<
// I LOVE THE WORDPLAY WITH REALITY *ANCHORS* AND ELISE BEING A CHAIN THATS SO CLEVER
You've certainly made things pretty interesting, that's for sure
I'm curious about how much you already know about me
// I love the ADSoG fic so much
Also random tidbit about how I rp Clef/myself, Amaj system ftw, we love plurality representation in this house 🔥
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Ahh, yeah. It does tend to do that, don't it? That wasn't always the case, though I think you've already figured that out
> [He chuckled]

Care to elaborate more, perhaps?
All sounds can be interesting if you listen close
> [Clef chuckled a moment, before playing. B minor- the noye alone then the accompanying chord- then B minor and A Major together, mainly out of curiosity.]
Will this suffice-

> [It pulled its ukulele out of his hat, and strummed the chord once]

-or is there somethin' else I need t' do?
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We are going to need our communities more than ever. You have to dig deep. Get involved. I'm going to call upon you to support people even if it's just a dollar. We are dependent on each other. It's gonna be a long haul. We only get through this together.
B minor, eh? Issat your musical calling card?
> [He pulls another hat out of seemingly thin air and puts it back on]

Funny that you assume I'm even still remotely human anymore. My appearance changes constantly, and one can see the shifts if they pay attention, but I digress
Ehhh, not really? Your brain can only process so much information at a time, and stuff that's beyond the classical limit of what humans can understand could drive someone insane. There's a reason that eldritch beings don't tend to show their 'true form' to humans
I am simultaneously every Clef and my own self at the same time. Believe it or not I am in fact capable of change, and that does tend to happen when you've experienced thousands upon thousands of lifetimes across millennia. So when you really think about it, why does this surprise you?