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Alice :p

@2stepsat1time.bsky.social

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Alice, 20 || she/her \ totally a big girl \ hello!!! 🔞 | MDNI

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Alice :p @2stepsat1time.bsky.social · Oct 17

yall know these doorknob covers? make sure to put them on the bathroom door, and mitten your little ones! watch them bat at it before they fill their pampers! put one on the inside of their nursery! or on the front door so they can never escape!

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Alice :p @2stepsat1time.bsky.social · 10h

pretty sure that's your thing :p

Alice :p @2stepsat1time.bsky.social · 10h

It's not Tuesday...it's Thursday! So for todays TMI Thursday (that feels gross to say), I have a question for you! What am I in for?

A mugshot background with my pfp layered over it, with a box to fill in for the alleged crime

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Alice :p @2stepsat1time.bsky.social · 1d

is that not just toddlercore

Alice :p @2stepsat1time.bsky.social · 2d

Porn filmed in front of a live studio audience

(i'm the audience, and i'm going "ewww" the entire time)

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Alice :p @2stepsat1time.bsky.social · 2d

fr fr

Alice :p @2stepsat1time.bsky.social · 2d

need more milky boobs on my timeline

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ʚ pixie ɞ @pixy.bsky.social · 3d

ⓘ this user is a cute, little, dumb, and pathetic baby

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Alice :p @2stepsat1time.bsky.social · 3d

"if i don't dress you then you'll just be in a t-shirt and diaper"

nO
i can dress myself tyvm
and i'm diapered so rarely too

Alice :p @2stepsat1time.bsky.social · 3d

djfjdjfjs ZHAYDE YKU CANT FK THIS TO ME

Alice :p @2stepsat1time.bsky.social · 3d

BAD

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Alice :p @2stepsat1time.bsky.social · 3d

ZHAYDE

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Alice :p @2stepsat1time.bsky.social · 6d

you get ittt

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Alice :p @2stepsat1time.bsky.social · 6d

man people need to stop asking me to make decisions

just make them for meee smh

no i will not follow the decision you make anyway but that's irrelevant

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Alice :p @2stepsat1time.bsky.social · 6d

the number of times I've thought "mama" the last couple days is astronomical

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Landsknecht-Type Maid (bird) @motoyuuri.bsky.social · 6d

Girl a few beers deep age regressing at the sports bar

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Alice :p @2stepsat1time.bsky.social · 7d

...or the worse adult

Alice :p @2stepsat1time.bsky.social · 7d

incorrect

Alice :p @2stepsat1time.bsky.social · 7d

damn right I am! :3

Alice :p @2stepsat1time.bsky.social · 7d

no :3

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Preschool Reject Alice @spriinkle2.bsky.social · 8d

"What if everyone secretly hates me and just says that they dont to not hurt my feelings?" I say to myself as if thats an anywhere remotely normal thing people do

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LambCakes~ @lambcakes.bsky.social · 8d

I’ve been reading HDG stories so much. I think I have a princessification kink and a Affini kink to match. Flort me up.

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Valesti @valesti.bsky.social · 10d

I wanna take a road trip where we stop at dozens upon dozens of toy stores along a planned route, and take toys with us to do photos and posings and to play with them in cool locations..

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Alice :p @2stepsat1time.bsky.social · 10d

babies don't get modesty...

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Alice :p @2stepsat1time.bsky.social · 10d

always

Alice :p @2stepsat1time.bsky.social · 10d

boooooo

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