2dogphish
@2dogphish.bsky.social
I believe in dogs.
Paws up little monsters.
#IHateItHere™️
Paws up little monsters.
#IHateItHere™️
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2dogphish
@2dogphish.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Give me your personal #Phish fun fact.
I was at the fire alarm show and it was both silly and amazing.
I was at the fire alarm show and it was both silly and amazing.
Not much of a car person but this immaculate El Camino was worth a moment of admiration and sharing...
December 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Not much of a car person but this immaculate El Camino was worth a moment of admiration and sharing...
Back on my bullshit...
a black and white photo of a woman 's face with a piercing in her lip .
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman 's face with a piercing in her lip .
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Back on my bullshit...
Who is up chicken pot pieing their dutch oven?
December 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Who is up chicken pot pieing their dutch oven?
@icculus.bsky.social Happy Birthday! 🎉🎂🥳
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
@icculus.bsky.social Happy Birthday! 🎉🎂🥳
@tfletch2.bsky.social Happy Birthday! Hope your day is great, the new job goes well, and you have a great year! 🎉🎂🥳❤️
December 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
@tfletch2.bsky.social Happy Birthday! Hope your day is great, the new job goes well, and you have a great year! 🎉🎂🥳❤️
I have found my no pants pjs holy grail you guys!
December 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I have found my no pants pjs holy grail you guys!
Great holiday gifts y'all! I have a few of these prints (owl, flamingo, strawberry) and they are so cool. Just ordered the bears to add to my collection.
PRINT DROP!
Mama bear and cubs for $20 each before shopping
Lily pads version 2 for $30 each before shipping
DM to purchase!
#linocut #printmaking #lilypads #bears #artsky #printsky #artforsale
Mama bear and cubs for $20 each before shopping
Lily pads version 2 for $30 each before shipping
DM to purchase!
#linocut #printmaking #lilypads #bears #artsky #printsky #artforsale
December 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Great holiday gifts y'all! I have a few of these prints (owl, flamingo, strawberry) and they are so cool. Just ordered the bears to add to my collection.
Having a really lovely visit with my mom-she's seeing our new house for the first time. She's also handling her first trip traveling alone since my dad passed like a pro. So the Bills are going to ruin the vibe tomorrow, aren't they?🙃
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Having a really lovely visit with my mom-she's seeing our new house for the first time. She's also handling her first trip traveling alone since my dad passed like a pro. So the Bills are going to ruin the vibe tomorrow, aren't they?🙃
Since when is rapist a profanity? Is this account Magat?
@2dogphish.bsky.social has swears! They've used 366 profanities in their last 5,392 posts.
🥇 "damn" (29 times)
🥈 "hell" (26 times)
🥉 "rapist" (23 times)
🥇 "damn" (29 times)
🥈 "hell" (26 times)
🥉 "rapist" (23 times)
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Since when is rapist a profanity? Is this account Magat?
@profanity.accountant My stats, please!
November 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
@profanity.accountant My stats, please!
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We're apparently having another Lewis CK cancellation discourse, are we forgetting that he's won a Grammy since all of that went down?
And he's still only funny to 50-something white guys and pick me women who think they're immune to sexual violence?
And he's still only funny to 50-something white guys and pick me women who think they're immune to sexual violence?
November 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
We're apparently having another Lewis CK cancellation discourse, are we forgetting that he's won a Grammy since all of that went down?
And he's still only funny to 50-something white guys and pick me women who think they're immune to sexual violence?
And he's still only funny to 50-something white guys and pick me women who think they're immune to sexual violence?
Reposted by 2dogphish
The acclaimed writer Tom Stoppard has died, at 88. For the award-winning playwright, “art is a game within a game—the larger game being life itself,” Kenneth Tynan wrote, in 1977.
www.newyorker.com/magazine/197...
www.newyorker.com/magazine/197...
Tom Stoppard, Withdrawing with Style from the Chaos
From 1977: For the playwright, art is a game within a game—the larger game being life itself, an absurd mosaic of incidents and accidents.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The acclaimed writer Tom Stoppard has died, at 88. For the award-winning playwright, “art is a game within a game—the larger game being life itself,” Kenneth Tynan wrote, in 1977.
www.newyorker.com/magazine/197...
www.newyorker.com/magazine/197...
Sad news. One of my favorite authors and play writes. Started reading him in grad school. Got lucky and saw a couple of his plays in London a few years later.
Stoppard's writing, often philosophical or scientific but consistently funny, gave rise to the term Stoppardian.
Tom Stoppard, celebrated British playwright, dies aged 88
Stoppard's writing, often philosophical or scientific but consistently funny, gave rise to the term Stoppardian.
bit.ly
November 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Sad news. One of my favorite authors and play writes. Started reading him in grad school. Got lucky and saw a couple of his plays in London a few years later.
Is running the dishwasher 3.5 times in 24 hours excessive? Asking for 3 people and 2 dogs.
November 29, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Is running the dishwasher 3.5 times in 24 hours excessive? Asking for 3 people and 2 dogs.
You are having all manner of turkey-adjacent meals for the 3rd time in 24 hours.
We are having day two, aka even better flavors, boeuf bourguignon over mashed potatoes.
We are not the same.
We are having day two, aka even better flavors, boeuf bourguignon over mashed potatoes.
We are not the same.
November 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
You are having all manner of turkey-adjacent meals for the 3rd time in 24 hours.
We are having day two, aka even better flavors, boeuf bourguignon over mashed potatoes.
We are not the same.
We are having day two, aka even better flavors, boeuf bourguignon over mashed potatoes.
We are not the same.
Nothing too fancy but I made a little luncheon snack buffett...
November 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Nothing too fancy but I made a little luncheon snack buffett...
Hope you all had a nice Thanksgiving! Made some pies... messy crusts but they tasted good! Pro tip: par bake pumpkin pie crust, extra crisp and flakey! Sorry to report Duchess Meghan's flower sprinkles added nothing to the cherry pie-not that cute and tasted like string. Her jams are awesome though!
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Hope you all had a nice Thanksgiving! Made some pies... messy crusts but they tasted good! Pro tip: par bake pumpkin pie crust, extra crisp and flakey! Sorry to report Duchess Meghan's flower sprinkles added nothing to the cherry pie-not that cute and tasted like string. Her jams are awesome though!
Me: Getting out my wedding china and silverware to use for first time in our new house.
Mom: Oh, you don't need to do that, we don't need to be fancy.
Me: I am making a fancy meal, so we are using the fancy dishes!
Me, unsaid: you were the one who insisted I register for this fanciness
Mom: Oh, you don't need to do that, we don't need to be fancy.
Me: I am making a fancy meal, so we are using the fancy dishes!
Me, unsaid: you were the one who insisted I register for this fanciness
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Me: Getting out my wedding china and silverware to use for first time in our new house.
Mom: Oh, you don't need to do that, we don't need to be fancy.
Me: I am making a fancy meal, so we are using the fancy dishes!
Me, unsaid: you were the one who insisted I register for this fanciness
Mom: Oh, you don't need to do that, we don't need to be fancy.
Me: I am making a fancy meal, so we are using the fancy dishes!
Me, unsaid: you were the one who insisted I register for this fanciness
We're not eating until 8:30ish-I'm bad at time management, lol. So I went ahead and opened the nice bottle of red my FIL left. It's going down a little too easy...
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
We're not eating until 8:30ish-I'm bad at time management, lol. So I went ahead and opened the nice bottle of red my FIL left. It's going down a little too easy...
Besides Grateful Dead, Phish and Widespread Panic, introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times.
U2
REM
Rolling Stones
Jimmy Buffett
John Cougar Mellencamp
U2
REM
Rolling Stones
Jimmy Buffett
John Cougar Mellencamp
Besides Grateful Dead, and Phish, introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen more then 5 times.
Radiators
Supersuckers
The Cure
ACDC
Steve Miller
Radiators
Supersuckers
The Cure
ACDC
Steve Miller
Besides Grateful Dead, Phish and Widespread Panic, introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times.
The Cure
Prince
Pearl Jam
R.E.M
Neil Young
(There is a ton more though. I live for live music)
The Cure
Prince
Pearl Jam
R.E.M
Neil Young
(There is a ton more though. I live for live music)
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Besides Grateful Dead, Phish and Widespread Panic, introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times.
U2
REM
Rolling Stones
Jimmy Buffett
John Cougar Mellencamp
U2
REM
Rolling Stones
Jimmy Buffett
John Cougar Mellencamp
I've been trad wife-ing so hard, you guys. My daily loop is dogs, cleaning, laundry, shopping, cooking. Visitors non-stop since mid Oct-such good times w/all! But once cooking is done tomorrow, I relax and my mom gets an intensive course in TAB shows and Beacon lore-I really think she'll love it!
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I've been trad wife-ing so hard, you guys. My daily loop is dogs, cleaning, laundry, shopping, cooking. Visitors non-stop since mid Oct-such good times w/all! But once cooking is done tomorrow, I relax and my mom gets an intensive course in TAB shows and Beacon lore-I really think she'll love it!
Can't find a gif of the opening scene in a bathroom where she screams "men" after breaking up w/Roger. This is technically a dressing room but whatever.
Post a famous bathroom scene...
Post a famous bathroom scene...
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Can't find a gif of the opening scene in a bathroom where she screams "men" after breaking up w/Roger. This is technically a dressing room but whatever.
Post a famous bathroom scene...
Post a famous bathroom scene...