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2amwife.bsky.social
Mouserissa 🐭🧀
@2amwife.bsky.social
Silly lil thing that’s married to another silly lil thing ! That’s it that’s my claim to fame
I have to monitor all the PeePee boy’s bathroom trips and first one home was a success
December 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Not only is this just a hilarious sticker in and of itself, but we had to take our darling Pluto to the emergency vet last night, so every sale counts. Thanks y’all ❤️❤️
December 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Reposted by Mouserissa 🐭🧀
Hey so we had to take our cat to the emergency room last night. He’ll be there all weekend, and vets are expensive, so this would be a great way to help if you’re so inclined 💛
December 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
downside of being Hispanic and living in a predominantly Hispanic part of town is seeing all the crusty white dogs when your own crusty white dog isnt with you anymore 💔❤️‍🩹
December 9, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Best of luck!! I’m also on a weight loss journey and it’s been difficult, it’s always been hard for me to lose weight so I deal with A lot of discouraging thoughts. But having support means the world to me, so I want to extend that to you too. If you need to chat lemme know!!
December 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
It’s good to be prepared for anything
November 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Today we said goodbye to our family’s best friend, Jasper. 11 wonderful years was too short. But the love and memories we have are endless. I’m going to miss you slamming into our laps at 100mph and putting your paw on me when I paused your petting.
The last time I saw him vs. the first. only love.
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I don’t wanna be rich for a yacht or fancy champagne, I wanna be rich so I can buy front row tickets for my padres to see trans-Siberian orchestra
November 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Fell asleep a bit watching looney tunes. i think I’m turning into my father
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 AM
It was awesome!!!! I blacked out there and bought so much merch LMAO and bread!!
November 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
We had an amazing, amazing time in Japan 🥹 such a memorable trip, especially since it happened during a big birthday for me! Eternally grateful to have such a sweet and adventurous partner who worked so hard to make this trip happen for us. Thank you my love @2amsoda.bsky.social 🩵🩵🩵
November 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Well it sure took all of mine!
pretty sure money is fake here
October 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
My bday is next week… if everyone gave me a $1, I’d have so much to buy out the entire chiikawa bakery
October 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I love your handwriting!!! ✍🏼🖊️💛🩵
October 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
They were so much fun!! I had only ever seen the first one
October 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
There’s nothing like missing days on your paycheck right on a Monday morning 🥲🥲🥲
September 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Happy birthday!!!! 🥳🥳🥳
September 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Soda won’t do a James & Mary Sunderland cosplay with me because of, y’know, the implication
September 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
You have to win the giveaway on Tuesday
September 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
And they will!! 😘💖💖
September 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Was reminded today that for the first like 2 years of my relationship, I 100% thought @2amsoda.bsky.social came up with the song “Walk the Dinosaur”
September 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Fuck it, Mexican Luigi statue for only $10.99
September 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Congrats for both!!!
September 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Now I’ve seen many a student walk in super tardy in my day, but never have I seen one come in with 30 minutes left of class and immediately hook up his ankle monitor to charge
August 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Watching Hoarders and this cat just stole the show of this episode, like why is he just next to the pickles???
August 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM