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what’s everyone having for xmas eve dinner my mom is making bbq fried “sugba” flounder and a filipino stew called callos (it’s w tripe and chickpeas and i request this every year) while i prepare all the veges - pan fried asparagus and garlicky lemony roast broccoli xxx
December 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Akl Xmas 🔥
Mothertrucker [≈Celia Mancini] -- "Mistress Christmas" (1998)
YouTube video by InfotainmentScan
youtu.be
December 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
my FOUL mother did NOT tell me there was an op shop in martinborough now?! it’s been open for 2 years?! ruuuuude rude rude (she is buying me a curry for dinner)
December 23, 2025 at 5:22 AM
now it’s late and i’m really sad because i miss my cat
December 22, 2025 at 10:59 AM
*relaxing*
literally no one:
me: i need a full body massage
December 22, 2025 at 10:37 AM
also when did bin inn get boojie? they were selling 400g bags of red quinoa at the masterton branch for like $10
December 22, 2025 at 9:59 AM
i’m kinda gutted now that i live out of home that my mum is a mean cook now, what happened to that shit when i was a kid irene!!!!!! ya fucken hoe
December 22, 2025 at 9:57 AM
kia ora from sunny wairarapa, however i am in bed bingeing crap tv (younger, gossip girl, emily in paris) and drinking cups of tea lmao, i will go swimming soon though
December 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
the husband in conversations with friends by sally rooney in my head looks like that new clip of john hamm dancing in the club with his eyes closed
December 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
i chopped back 2 cocktails at mesita forgetting how strong my benzos are and now i’m fucken out of it lol have to go tf home damn
December 21, 2025 at 7:32 AM
i wish acho sold food late at night still, i miss their ochazuke and oden and curry and okinawa taco and takowasabi…
December 19, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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Join us in celebrating a marvellous year of sound and music!
featuring light refreshments, sweet games & heavy music..
with
The Obfuscators
&
Paradox Princess
&
DJ Ducklingmonster
2-6pm Sat 20 Dec, 2025
December 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
current brekky obsesh

DONT YUK MA YUM
December 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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r u indie
December 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
surely it’s a menthol ciggie and a choc semifreddo from pici for dinner kinda day today?
December 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
tonight’s snack plate
December 15, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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Naarm sonic spellbinders HTRK are playing at Pitt Street Methodist Church in Tāmaki Makaurau on 20th February!

Get tickets now via UTR 🙌
HTRK (AUS) Auckland Headline Show Announced
Naarm duo perform at Auckland's Pitt Street Methodist Church on 20th February.
www.undertheradar.co.nz
December 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
gonna free bleed at the metal gig….very metal vibes
December 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
gonna go home and watch true crime docos like a real psychotic bleeding bitch
December 12, 2025 at 7:03 AM
ppl r so fucking disgusting bro lmao
December 12, 2025 at 6:51 AM
i want ice cream and a lobotomy
December 12, 2025 at 5:50 AM
i’m getting karma from making fun of the old GM at works giant cardigan that we called the endo cardi because now i am vomiting and pooping from period pains
December 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Hamtown Smakdown & Crunch bring you Heavy Nu Year — END OF YEAR HARDCORE PUNK AND METAL at MCA Centre in Kirikiriroa Hamilton this Saturday!

ALL AGES - NO DRUGS - NO ALCOHOL - NO VIOLENCE. Get tickets via UTR 💥
Heavy Nu Year - MCA Centre, Hamilton
Heavy Nu Year, MCA Centre, Hamilton Sat, 13 December
www.undertheradar.co.nz
December 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
i left my house as soon as i got up so i wouldn’t be tempted to laze around in my backyard reading and watching tiktok and would actually get things done so now i am at denny’s by myself thinking bout getting a beer lol wth 🤣
December 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM