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110dbA @110dba.bsky.social · 12h

Imagine getting up in the morning knowing that the only thing you’ll ever be known for ‘til you’re finally planted in an unkempt golf course gravesite, is the fact that you bear the name of the most hated sperm donor — I won’t say father — on the planet.

A total waste of gravity.

Like his brother.

110dbA @110dba.bsky.social · 18h

Awww……☺️

Donnie’s so concerned about windmills hurting the little birdies that he’s even starting to look like one.😁

I wonder what would happen if someone threw him a fish… 🤔

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110dbA @110dba.bsky.social · 18h

—Repost—

Former Faux News sex pest Bill O’Reilly once loaned out personal supplicant Jesse Watters to director Quentin Tarantino for a pivotal role in his 1994 film “Pulp Fiction“

Tarantino felt that the duties Watters performed for O’Reilly enabled him to add a “special something” to the role.😁

“The Gimp“ Character from Quentin Tarantino‘s “Pulp Fiction“

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110dbA @110dba.bsky.social · 1d

Remember how Poppy Bush became an ass grabber from his wheelchair?

Loss of inhibition, along with the phonemic aphasia, yet another sign of advancing dementia.

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110dbA @110dba.bsky.social · 1d

You know that dream where the patient is lying on the operating table, chest cracked open, heart pumping, blood everywhere…

…the surgical staff looking to you; waiting for you…

…and you stand paralyzed with fear?

I bet Whiskey Pete has that dream a lot.

Waking up in a cold sweat gets old fast.😱

110dbA @110dba.bsky.social · 2d

Not so!

Bunnies are definitely anti-fascist!
🐰 😁

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110dbA @110dba.bsky.social · 2d

— REVEALED —

Rare portrait of actor James Stewart with Antifa founding member known only as “Harvey” (likely a pseudonym).

Harvey, a skilled clandestine operative, may still be active, since the lifespan of the Púca is unknown.

Stewart, who battled fascism in World War II, passed away in 1997.
🐰😁

Portrait of James Stewart as Elwood P Dowd with púca in “Harvey”

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110dbA @110dba.bsky.social · 2d

— REVEALED —

Rare portrait of actor James Stewart with Antifa founding member known only as “Harvey” (likely a pseudonym).

Harvey, a skilled clandestine operative, may still be active, since the lifespan of the Púca is unknown.

Stewart, who battled fascism in World War II, passed away in 1997.
🐰😁

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110dbA @110dba.bsky.social · 2d

Show some respect!😤

I’ll have you know that this tasteful makeover was conceived personally by the Dean of the School of Interior Design at prestigious Trump University.
🤭

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110dbA @110dba.bsky.social · 2d

That one almost floated by me…

…but then it hit me 🫟
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Well played, Sir! Well played!

Sydney Greenstreet as Kasper Gutman in “The Maltese Falcon“

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110dbA @110dba.bsky.social · 3d

While it’s tons of fun watching Stephanopoulos drop the mic on Jerkwater Damien’s Amateur Hour BS…

…someday we’ll get the lying PoS in front of Congress.

So how about we sit him down in an apparatus like the one below.

Every time he lies, in he goes.
🥶💦

Don’t forget your lifejacket, asshole.
🤣🤣🤣

a man in a king 's boys shirt is jumping into a blue tub

Alt: a man in a carnival dunking machine

media.tenor.com

110dbA @110dba.bsky.social · 3d

We need to go back to a 90% top income tax rate, and institute a wealth tax.

People this vindictive and garden-variety bonkers must never have this much economic (and therefore political) power ever again.

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110dbA @110dba.bsky.social · 3d

According to Wikipedia, Botox is short for botulinum toxin, which is a potent neurotoxin that when misused can cause something called…

…flaccid paralysis.

But it didn’t say where.
🍄‍🟫🤤🧠

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110dbA @110dba.bsky.social · 3d

Unless these ICE Nazis get paid in cash, somewhere there are Social Security numbers and a payroll…🤔

…which means somewhere, there are names.🤨

Someday they’ll be sweating it out in separate interrogation rooms…😓

…falling all over themselves to rat each other out.🐀

That ought to be pretty funny.😁

a cartoon character from south park says " i just did what he told me " while standing in the snow

Alt: a cartoon character from south park says " i just did what he told me " while standing in the snow

media.tenor.com

110dbA @110dba.bsky.social · 3d

Marge is setting the table for a statewide run.

For statewide she’d have to look less like a lunatic, without losing MAGA. Healthcare tests well across all voting blocs.

Governor MTG? No.🤣

That leaves the Senate.

Georgia law says she must resign her safe House seat to run against Jon Ossoff.🫣

110dbA @110dba.bsky.social · 3d

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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 4d

Kid Rock remains the human equivalent of an above-ground pool.

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 4d

Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.

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110dbA @110dba.bsky.social · 4d

Donald Trump sees this photo and exclaims:

“See all that purple smoke? Chicago is burning to the ground!“

A brave staffer attempts to minimize the stupidity:

“Sir, those are just fluffy Autumn clouds.”

Dear Leader exclaims:

“Good thing I sent the National Guard to put out the fires!”😁
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Chicago cityscape.
Caption: “Chicago has been voted the Best Big City in the U.S. for the ninth consecutive year”

110dbA @110dba.bsky.social · 4d

Why not just call us all “Blue Meanies”?

That would make about as much sense, and the outfits are even the right color!

Today Pepperland Goes Blue!

YouTube video by The Beatles

youtu.be

110dbA @110dba.bsky.social · 4d

When asked if there are photos of Trump with naked children…

…Pamela Jo obfuscates.

After all, why add yet another perjury charge to answer at her tribunal?😳

You can almost hear the little voice inside Pammy’s skull whispering: 🤫

“He has immunity — you don’t”
“He has immunity — you don’t”
☠️

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110dbA @110dba.bsky.social · 4d

As our living language evolves over time, many of today’s colloquialisms will go the way of the buggy whip…

…but there’s one phrase that’s sure to stand the test of time:

“Trumped-up charges“ 🤨

110dbA @110dba.bsky.social · 4d

MTG yesterday, Loomer today…

Looks like some of the blockheads are beginning to splinter off on their own…😁

The thing is, Donnie, that even when it’s Dear Leader breaking the rules, cult members are not known for their flexibility.

Hopefully the first schism of many.

Divide and Conquer, right?🤨

110dbA @110dba.bsky.social · 4d

The entire American economy is being held hostage to the whims of a guy who couldn’t organize a one-car funeral.🚙⚰️

110dbA @110dba.bsky.social · 4d

Say it with music… 😁

J Geils - Dead Presidents.wmv

YouTube video by leecawthon

youtu.be

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110dbA @110dba.bsky.social · 4d

If you assholes wanna play God…

Maybe make yourself useful with the loaves and fishes thing?
🥖🐠🥖

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110dbA @110dba.bsky.social · 4d

You brought your own shit…

…so bring your own shitters.
💩

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