Zyzzyva
@zyzzyva.bsky.social
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Sometime short story writer, sometime T̶w̶i̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ Bluesky microfic writer. He/him.
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That's a terrifying series name, but cool, thanks!
I mean, I was shocked at Mengsk's reveal as a kid. (Also, linky?)
AESL especially, since I saw someone argue that with just Inquistion you could argue that Sloane is Just Some Dude fucking with Bashir.
We would have lost out on Ezri (probably), but "Jadzia begs Worf to continue with the mission and *he does so*" would be really powerful. If they'd done it right, it's probably be up there with "In the Pale Moonlight".
It's especially bad because Change of Heart, earlier in the season, would have been an *incredible* way to kill Dax.
But the number went up*, Dragon! The number went up!

*The number was "Net Material Product" instead of "NYSE Composite Index", so it's more communist and better.
"In order to defeat Archimonde, thousands of wisps had to be sacrificed. This doesn't sit well with me."
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Remember our mantra:

Don't Engage, Just Block.
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's the Batmobile.
I'm trying to figure out a way to phrase that he's not good at the wizardry skills not is he a good person who is a wizard, but he is good at *being* a wizard? If you get me?

(Also I need to play Riven, I've forgotten the LP puzzle solutions from years ago but I need *time* 😭)
Today in "movies that probably suck ass but have all-timer loglines":
Barnes: "my sister got a symbiont. Completely changed her personality."

Rutherford: "because of all the memories of past hosts?"

Barnes: "no, she just only talks about having a symbiont now."
$3.99 sausage is pretty good.
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
What the actual fuck.
I'm not sure what the standard is for perjury charges in the UK but this seems like a pour encourager les autres situation.
Just got to the claim that the defendants breached Covid regs by remaining in place at the cottages rather than immediately returning to their primary residences. I don't think that's how the lockdowns worked.

Judge: "It wasn't."
I'm about there too, and jesus, this lady sounds like a nightmare.
English serial killer who buried the bodies at his house. (Looking it up, the actual Fred West burined them in his backyard instead of a basement, but the intent of the statement is still clear, and also 😬)
It's not clear from this ruling specifically, but googling around it sounds like she was trying to constructive-evict a bunch of tenants so she can sell their land to developers.
"I've got six filing cabinets full of documents in my Fred West cellar."

Well, uh, I would have maybe named it something else, personally.
Not gonna lie, I sat up a little straighter when I reached that line. What the hell.
40 vertically-stacked oars, one rower on each. 😌
I do love how the first season is a more or less straight historical drama procedural and then Peter Keleghan shows up in the finale and the show realizes what direction it *actually* is going to end up going.