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Zach 🐷🤠
@zrau.bsky.social
2.2K followers 940 following 11K posts
Same old blues, just a different day. World’s okayest tailgater, LSU alum, amateur cook, bad fly fisherman, aspiring endurance sport idiot. Chances are I’ve given you a beer and a plate of food. Views are mine. YNWA. #DVATailgating
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · Jan 15
FUN FACT: if you run roughly six miles at a 10:40/mi pace, you can listen to “It’s All Coming Back to Me” by Celine Dion approximately eight and a half times.
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 1h
Hair status today
Bearded white dude with hair that’s teased upwards through no action of his own The Lard Lad statue outside of a Lard Lad donut shop, he’s got teased up hair too
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 1h
Look I’ve only accidentally done psychedelics on a trail race once okay
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 4h
Vacation doesn’t start for another couple hours but the vibes are pretty good!!!
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 4h
Delta gave us a complimentary upgrade from main basic to comfort, feeling like Scrooge McDuck over here.
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 14h
A flooded truck in a river wearing a Milwaukee Brewers hat
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 15h
Watching sports: not even once
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 15h
Hard to do anything with it when Snell’s changeup makes batters lose motor functions
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 15h
Milwaukee made two mistakes: giving up a Freddie Freeman donger and having the audacity to bat against Blake Snell.
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 15h
You can’t even be mad about this performance from the Brewers, sometimes you just get bit by a freight train.
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 15h
Blake Snell is just a damn buzzsaw man.
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 15h
“We’re gonna lock down the Great State of Vermont”
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 20h
Should I do away with the beard and got moustache-only for Movember this year
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 1d
Two workdays and then I’m in vacation mode until next Sunday. The mid-October “fuck off somewhere for a few days with no particular plan in mind” vacation is one of the best ones around.
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 1d
You and @schmadvertising.bsky.social make at least two people that have had them
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 1d
Are y’all aware of the “your shirt is your ticket” promotion they did for when it premiered?
A Dick Tracy t-shirt that says Admit One for the Dick Tracy movie
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 1d
I got a pizza
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 1d
After yesterday’s gameday effort and this morning’s run, I would like to eat something big and dumb today
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 1d
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 1d
Brian Kelly loves State College
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 1d
Fell asleep and James Franklin is fired, I’m not cut out for this modern sports media environment, tough scene.
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 2d
Some things from KSK will never die
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 2d
The Commanders fans at the game I went to last year were mostly fine, but yeah, especially because many think the city is an excuse to be one’s worst self
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 2d
TAWMMY FRAHM QUINZEE FAHCKIN KNEW IT WAS ALL BRADY AND THAT FACKIN BELICHICK COULDNT COACH FAH SHIT A white shirtless man in the snow stands with a beanie on and his arms outstretched
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 2d
It was so nice to pivot away from the jambalaya flavor profile and stretch the legs a little bit this week. The crowd killed like 90% of this pot, it had 35 lbs. of pork in it!
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 3d
Getting there
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 2d
Not a particularly fun game but I’m happy for Carla.
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 2d
“We have to win tonight man, it’s Tiger-fucking-Stadium.”

-Carla, a woman from South Africa who adopted LSU fandom three years ago because her girlfriend is from Baton Rouge. I met her this afternoon and I already love her dearly.
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