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hi, I’m Zoë, and I’m a fucking delight 36 🔞| Married | Minneapolis fan godslittleravioli.tumblr.com

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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · Aug 30

read: godzilla for america’s libraries, with an image of a mild godzilla reading a book about himself

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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 5h

I know there have been mice in the house but have any of my three kittens offered to share? no. And I’m sad that I’ve failed to impart good virtues unto them

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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 6h

Later tonight I’m gonna make an “introduce yourself to the newskies“ skeet, but I’ll have to format it in such a way that it attracts only the exact kind of follower I want. This account is not for everyone, know your limitations

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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · Nov 9

hey new folks to Bluesky, the reason to just block instead of skeet-dunk is, i’ll be honest, most of y’all are not that clever

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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · Nov 22

Bluesky; you don’t have to be trans, but you should give it a try

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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 7h

In the midst of a project where I would call the underlying structure “ready fire aim”

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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · Dec 21

when your twitter friends show up on bluesky

a 2 panel comic. panel 1, an MSPaint drawing of a stick figure opening a door with the speech bubble “are ya winning son?” panel 2 reverse shot revealing the “son” a trans woman in a sleeveless top, with a fishnet arm to under it, and a collar.

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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 13h

waited for bluesky to come back up

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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 1d

PHRASING

Jalopnik @jalopnik.bsky.social · 1d

This 2,500-Mile Harley-Davidson Is One Bad Dragon You'll Want To Ride

This 1994 FLHTC Electra Glide Classic is Bad in the most complimentary, Michael Jacksonian way, and it's more Dragon than maybe any other motorcycle on Earth.

www.jalopnik.com

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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 1d

PHRASING

Jalopnik @jalopnik.bsky.social · 1d

This 2,500-Mile Harley-Davidson Is One Bad Dragon You'll Want To Ride

This 1994 FLHTC Electra Glide Classic is Bad in the most complimentary, Michael Jacksonian way, and it's more Dragon than maybe any other motorcycle on Earth.

www.jalopnik.com

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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 1d

currently obsessing over the kind of granular “shimmer” control you can have; like taking a chorus pedal but have it only alter certain notes in a chord, leaving the others unaffected. Not only options for mimicking lo-fi tape distortion but having a language to describe the effects being done

A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 1d

I regret to inform you I am back on my bullshit (getting way too into abstruse music theory)

A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · Jul 25

I maybe barely grasp music theory, but every time I watch a video on it (in this case on 31 eto microtonality) my brain hits this instinctive “yeah, the music nexus just does that”

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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 1d

the implied vagina expanded universe includes vagina sourced from my guy in new york

cassie @sandy.meangirls.online · 1d

the designer vagina implies the existence of a knockoff vagina

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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 1d

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 1d

I love the new Mercedes Benz Vision Iconic concept, but not the interior, which feels like it came from 1993’s breakthrough 3D game Myst

a retro futuristic car interior with some really tactile looking door handles and a glass ampule dashboard

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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 1d

“go out in style” (murderously)

stay in? no thanks. shop looks designed for a second, third, and maybe even a fourth location.

cool that they’re having clothes designed to be killed and your body dumped in

A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 1d

this person always seemed a few benadryl away from a Noid incident

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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 1d

happy birthday!

A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 1d

hell yeah!

A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 1d

Global Tetrahedron could do the funniest thing

karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 2d

Lmao WaPo has fewer than 100K circulation now. It turns out “alienate your liberal subscriber base” is not a good strategy when the Republicans also hate you. www.forbes.com/sites/andyme...