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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️

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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · May 20

ANYONE WHO KNOWS...please tell me:

Who is singing the cover of Suspicious Minds in the CNN docuseries " Vegas: The Story of Sin City" (it's in the last 4 minutes or so of Episode 3) ???????? I can't find it anywhere.

#CNN #ELVIS #Shazam #MusicSky #Trivia #ReSkeet

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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 2h

Walked outside this morning and realized my summer smirk face has made its annual transition to winter grimace face...and I'm down South right now ( it's colder here than in NYC, wtf?) Nooooooooo!
#TooColdOutside #ClimateChange

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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 6h

getting my new Adderall prescription today.

The stuff gets a bad name and for good reason due to some without ADHD abusing it. However, when you have ADHD, it's like an inhaler for asthma; it makes me "normal" ...well, sort of.🤣
#JimDowney #TheChairCompany #TeamCoco #TimRobinson #Meme

Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 1d

Warner Bros. (Studios) is officially for sale.

Paramount put in a bid.

Netflix, Apple, Amazon, Comcast are all possible buyers right now.

#FilmSky

Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 1d

Why I fly the black:

Bill Ackman is clutching pearls on CNBC right now.

Bill Ackman: "40% of NYC tax revenue is paid by the top 1%."

Implying the 1% should get more say. Oligarchy=Not Democracy

well...fuck that.

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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 1d

let's all be honest here.

We were all thinking, " that's fucking awesome" until reading the last line...and then a small part of us had the fleeting thought, "worth it."

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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 1d

If these 3 dipshits were The Three Kings, the only reason they would have traveled to Bethlehem would have been to deport Jesus back to Nazareth.

Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 3d

SKIMS Ultimate Bush is not a hat, Stephen.

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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 3d

I am sucker for maritime paintings and model ships...well, tall ships in general, really.😀

Jay Troyer @gr8flbluejay.bsky.social · 3d

Anton Melbye, Danish (1818-1875), Seascape with Sailing Ships in High Waves, 1850, oil on canvas laid on panel, 82 x 70 cm, private collection

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Empathy @constant-tummyache.bsky.social · 3d

Sharing this 102 year old WW2 Vet who is fighting fascism a second time.

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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 3d

Does Bluesky purposely block alcohol and smoking gifs from the gif stock pool?

I notice this as I had trouble searching for a celebratory cigar gif from Bsky stock for the Bama Vols game... #RollTide btw

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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 3d

"Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only.)"

John Candy in Trains, Planes, and Automobiles selling shower curtain rings

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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 3d

the vicious cycle of childhood vs adulting during times of protest.

#NoKings

Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 3d

When you see a couple of wealthy celebrities supporting the #NoKings protest that you have personally seen behind the scenes using their influence, money, and power to hurt, fire, and silence others for incredibly petty reasons. 🤨

Bob Saget from his Half-Baked scene where he steps up in an Addiction Counseling meeting to complain about the lead character for being at the meeting to talk about his marijuana use. His line is, " Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now thats an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?"

Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 4d

bring back the dollar slice!

$1.50 slice is bullshit.

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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 4d

just finished season 2 of House of the Dragon and re-watching all of Game of Thrones.

When you think about it...wooly mammoth riding Giants are just hanging out north of the wall away from all this Real Housewives of Westeros drama for 2 centuries like, " fuck them kids."

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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 4d

for the secret Amish rebels that are hiding an iphone between the rafters of the barn

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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 4d

Mad Max retires.

I loved watching him pitch. My favorite non-Yankee player for the last several years by a mile. Thanks for the greatness, Max Scherzer!

got my HoF vote if I had one.

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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 4d

heartbreaker for Miami.

entertaining game to watch though. How is Louisville un-ranked?

Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 4d

when you buy a government from Temu

Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 4d

It is a very basic service but every single time I open up a laptop and install a new ssd...and it works without any issues:

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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 5d

maybe it's looking at its reflection and doing the Ed Norton monologue from 25th Hour.

All I know is every Actor I've ever known does some weird shit if they have an audition coming up.

Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 5d

If you could go back in time to the medieval period with knowledge you have today, you'd probably accidentally do something or say something that would get you burned at the stake.

I bet at least one Witch was a time traveler that walked into a tavern and ordered an iced double mocha cookie crumble

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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 5d

i bet all those that touched those letters had fingers filthy with raven shit.
#GameOfThrones

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Z.M. Lawson 🏴‍☠️ @zmlawson.bsky.social · 5d

It's like watching New York fight and win against itself.