Zach Goldberg
@zgoldberg.bsky.social
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Communicator. Wisconsin Sports Fan. Jeopardy Third Place Finisher.
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JERRY: So she doesn't want to go out on a second date?

GEORGE: No second date, Jerry. I really liked her too.

JERRY: I thought you hit it off?

GEORGE: I did too but she said she's gotta a big crash on this guy Fuentes or something.

KRAMER bursts in: *Nick Fuentes* ??! He's a neo-Nazi!
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It me.
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<sitting on my couch with an apple cider> you've gotta let that pitch hit you in the kneecap man
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We can beat these guys in 7.
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Chourio juuuuust missed an epic walk off.
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Come on (sigh) offense.
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At this point I’m just relieved we’re not being no-hit.
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Uecker watching this game from heaven.
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Back to back normal double plays for the Crew.
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I’m still speechless about that double play. I’m without speech.
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That’ll show us!
razzball.bsky.social
galaxy brain so heavy causing a riff in the spacetime continuum

Bobby Buckets
@Bobbypbuckets
If the Dodgers are smart, they lose this series to Milwaukee so a salary cap doesn’t come to baseball. This way they’ll have more future success by giving up on this year. Chess, not checkers.
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The ultimate GOB Bluth “tada” game.
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My guy!
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I’ve always believed in (checks notes) Lucas (checks spelling) Havrisik
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Golden! Huge. MLF owes him.
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Packers making Flacco look like Joe Montana
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Great response by the Packers offense.

I can’t believe I’m saying this but I really hope the Packers defense can slow down Joe Flacco and the Bengals.
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Even if we win this game it does not inspire confidence in Matt LaFleur. Feels like a very mid team.
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Can we just beat the shit out of a bad opponent? Why is everything so hard.