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Patient Zero

@zeroisanumber.bsky.social

3.8K followers 2.7K following 41K posts

Way older than 18 He/Him White Communist Would probably fight to the death for you without liking you very much. Local Food Shelf Amazon Wish List: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/33006IR7PKHGZ

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Patient Zero @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · Oct 10

Need a bunch of tough guys to come to my house and play Barbies with me.

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Patient Zero @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 1h

God I hate to do this, but you should throw me in there.

I'm kinda permanently stuck here.

Patient Zero @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 2h

At 18k followers I'll make myself a nice roast dinner.

Patient Zero @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 2h

I saw this live

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY40...

Napalm Death Nazi Punks Fuck Off Live

YouTube video by Paul Luna

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Patient Zero @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 2h

lol this should just be you

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Patient Zero @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 2h

Sometimes the bad people just gotta get punched in the head.

Mickey Rourke as "Ugly Marv" from the movie Sin City pictured from the chest up staring at the camera.

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Patient Zero @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 2h

You like me even though I'm a blunt instrument.

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Patient Zero @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 2h

Watching "Tales from the Green Valley" because it's either this or re-watching Rome or Deadwood for comfort TV.

Patient Zero @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 2h

@trans.bsky.social must've reposted her lists because I'm getting a ton of new followers.

You people are going to be so disappointed.

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Patient Zero @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 2h

Like, if it's not a trauma ED that's who shows up at the ED.

Patient Zero @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 2h

Trying to think of how anyone in the ED is gonna get paid and....

a cartoon of a man with the word umm on the bottom

Alt: a gif of Beavis from Beavis & Butthead going "ummm"

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Patient Zero @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 3h

HOW DO YOU LIKE IT YOU MOTHER FUCKERS?!!!!

👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 5h

*ahem* [deep inhale]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta & @malcolmkenyatta
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ICE is literally tear gassing local police.
8:45 PM • 10/14/25 • 1.1M Views

pic of a cop hunched over outside of a building using (probably leaded) hosewater to flush his eyes after getting tear gassed

Patient Zero @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 3h

Oh hey! Tell him his Mars Trilogy rules for me.

Patient Zero @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 3h

Reminded of my patient who had a knife through his hand and was stoic throughout the whole episode because he was just like that.

Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 14h

Facial expressions common to all humans! 🙃

PainChek is one of these behavioral models, and it acts like a camera‑based thermometer, but for pain: A care worker opens the app and holds a phone 30 centimeters from a person’s face. For three seconds, a neural network looks for nine particular microscopic movements—upper‑lip raise, brow pinch, cheek tension, and so on—that research has linked most strongly to pain. Then the screen flashes a score of 0 to 42. “There’s a catalogue of ‘action‑unit codes’—facial expressions common to all humans. Nine of those are associated with pain,” explains Kreshnik Hoti, a senior research scientist with PainChek and a co-inventor of the device. This system is built directly on the foundation of FACS. After the scan, the app walks the user through a yes‑or‑no checklist of other signs, like groaning, “guarding,” and sleep disruption, and stores the result on a cloud dashboard that can show trends.

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Patient Zero @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 3h

totally

Patient Zero @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 3h

people follow me from Sage's lists all the time and they have to be so disappointed because I'm really lame.

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Patient Zero @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 3h

If someone changed his mind?

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Patient Zero @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 7h

A comic cover for a comic called "ATOMIC WAR!"

It features Moscow being hit multiple times by nuclear weapons while a USAF bomber drops yet another nuke while the pilot says, "We'll plant this H-bomb right in the Kremlin and avenge what the Reds did to New York, Chicago, and Detroit... Bombs Away!"

Patient Zero @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 9h

But you can't even fuck it!

You can't fuck it! You can just type your sex fantasies into a computer and the company will save it all forever! You fucking fools!

Patient Zero @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 9h

Hookay. Finally got the doorhandle of my car fixed. It was $300 to fix but it was also $300 worth of annoying to have to Dukes of Hazzard my giant ass in and out the driver's side window.