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Zaph Camden
@zaphcamden.bsky.social
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Powered by coffee, pizza and forest bathing. Prefers eclectic moderation to intense fandom. Sharing my life with my Groupie 💕 Þetta Reddast! 🇮🇸
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Zaph Camden @zaphcamden.bsky.social · Jun 17
A timeline cleanse, if needed.
It’s Zaph Camden and Groupie Jonsdottir!
We’re happy because we’re from Europe.
And we have each other.
And also watermelon.

🍉
A smiling man and woman are holding melon slices in front of their mouths, creating a playful moustache effect. They are indoors, with a sunlit background and colorful clothing.
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Zaph Camden @zaphcamden.bsky.social · 3h
I’ve just had to do some sort of psychological test thing for work and…I’m mentally exhausted now. 66 questions, but it seemed endless.

And they didn’t even tell me what kind of video game character I would be at the end.
a black and white image of an invader from space invaders .
ALT: a black and white image of an invader from space invaders .
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Zaph Camden @zaphcamden.bsky.social · 10h
Snuggled up on sofa last night watching The Girlfriend with Groupie.

Zaph: That’s a nice apartment. I could live there.
**pause**
Where do they put the television?
Groupie: Nobody watches television anymore, they tell me.
Zaph: Don’t they? So…what’s this then?
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Zaph Camden @zaphcamden.bsky.social · 1d
Zaph & Groupie have been enjoying the old classics with a classic spin on things, in the company of the London Symphonic Rock Orchestra.
A band of classical musicians on a stage performing a concert. A band on stage with many coloured lights. Musicians on stage. Zaph & Groupie smile.
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Zaph Camden @zaphcamden.bsky.social · 2d
Why anyone would want the 80s back when the 70s exist is beyond me.
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Zaph Camden @zaphcamden.bsky.social · 2d
Not so much indecent as insane!
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Zaph Camden @zaphcamden.bsky.social · 3d
Groupie has been enjoying these repeats.
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Zaph Camden @zaphcamden.bsky.social · 3d
We’re Scottish (although I think Groupie’s secretly Icelandic)
So you’re just the same as us, then, only with more maple syrup 👍🏻 🇨🇦
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Zaph Camden @zaphcamden.bsky.social · 3d
You’d probably need to be clothed in the climate we live in 😊
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Zaph Camden @zaphcamden.bsky.social · 3d
I would say have a day of treating yourself, perhaps in another town where you can imagine packing these feelings somewhere and leaving them there.
It’s the last few days of this moon this weekend which is a good time for endings so if you can do it then, so much the better. 🌙
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Zaph Camden @zaphcamden.bsky.social · 3d
Happy birthday Corin, who reminds me so much of Groupie. I think the four of us would get on well if we met up.
Preferably in a naturist setting of course 👍
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Zaph Camden @zaphcamden.bsky.social · 5d
Pretty much as it would appear now, given the position of the moon. Lovely.
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Zaph Camden @zaphcamden.bsky.social · 5d
A lovely city!
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Zaph Camden @zaphcamden.bsky.social · 5d
Am reminded of the PornoSec department of 1984 (the novel, not the year)
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Zaph Camden @zaphcamden.bsky.social · 5d
Proof positive we’re in the dark timeline.
danofthewibble.bsky.social Dan @danofthewibble.bsky.social · 5d
I’d prefer beef.
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Zaph Camden @zaphcamden.bsky.social · 5d
This would be my equivalent (and yes, I’ve got it already)

www.moonwise.co.uk/calendar.php
Moonwise Calendar 2026
Moonwise Calendar for 2026. Months start at new crescent moon. Part of the Moonwise site, also featuring the Moonwise Diaries.
www.moonwise.co.uk
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Zaph Camden @zaphcamden.bsky.social · 5d
Difficult choice; the UK Gold bar set from the mid 1990s were lovely, as was the Yorkshire Liquid Gold one, but…
…well, you have to support your home team, don’t you?
#PeopleMakeGlasgow
youtu.be/qiBNcaVGT_o?...
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Zaph Camden @zaphcamden.bsky.social · 5d
Lovely.
I first saw A Hard Day’s Night late at night on TV and loved it. Always loved coming across 1960s films/TV shows during my teenage years, gave me a real taste of nostalgia for a period of time I never experienced.
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Zaph Camden @zaphcamden.bsky.social · 6d
Even up here the occasional Post Brenhinol logo on the uniform shirts appear. Not sure whether that’s a mistake or personal request though.

(As I never leave the building on business I’m exempt from uniform requirements. Which is fun, people visiting think I’m a manager sometimes 😆)
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Zaph Camden @zaphcamden.bsky.social · 6d
Have had to write a resume (or a CV as we call them here) for the first time in about twenty years.

Fortunately the iOS Pages app has templates for that kind of thing so I’m able to knock one up on my commute to work which will suffice for the purposes I’ll need it for…
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Zaph Camden @zaphcamden.bsky.social · 6d
🎵 Oh the viewing’s sublime, from the north, channel nine,
That’s Granada,
And those programmes will shine on all 405 lines
From Granada! 🎶
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Zaph Camden @zaphcamden.bsky.social · 6d
Is this the “only fans” thing I’ve heard so much about? 😛
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Zaph Camden @zaphcamden.bsky.social · 6d
The lesson from this 23rd day of the moon is;

Don’t expect those in charge to know any more than you do. They’re just bluffing it like everyone else hoping their position ensures no one calls them out on it.
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Zaph Camden @zaphcamden.bsky.social · 7d
Under relentless supervision, no doubt…
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Zaph Camden @zaphcamden.bsky.social · 8d
Seen on Groupie’s travels.
We’re wondering what the story behind this one is…
I have to describe this as alt-text for those who cannot see and to be honest I’m not sure what to write here. OK, it’s some kind of purple vibrator. There I said the word, are you happy now?
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Zaph Camden @zaphcamden.bsky.social · 8d
The Australians liked them hard hitting too. Here’s one of theirs. youtu.be/S_Hw4IOk6d4?...
Drink Drive. Bush Telegraph. TAC Australia
YouTube video by wwwheadlightdotco
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