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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 3d
Welcome to Hello
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 1h
up. town. funk you up...uptown funk you up
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 1h
when the end times happens i think we should all do a singalong dance routine. like all 8 billion of us
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台羽正 @tadashidaiba.bsky.social · 2h
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 2h
They permanently exiled Will Smith to the shadow realm but Jared Leto’s career aspirations are pristine and unchallenged
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 2h
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 4h
needs more Red 40 and pesticides. And it should be $27 dollars
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 16h
HELP HELP HELP HELP
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 19h
Help
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 19h
im syarting to think were in a pickle
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 19h
I think a lion sized housecat would destroy any lion or tiger . maybe not the jaguar
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 20h
its Sunday now
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 20h
mfs be like hey what time is it
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 21h
If i was Jack Nicholson in The Shining that simply wouldnt happen to me
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 21h
love doing acid to this and sitting in the darkness #selfcare
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 21h
This was me
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 22h
he always leaves the wine cup full of flubber slime but its fine
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wubw3846.bsky.social
This user is 13 apples tall @wubw3846.bsky.social · 22h
Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea culpa…
a green slime ghost is dancing on a wooden floor .
ALT: a green slime ghost is dancing on a wooden floor .
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 22h
Flubber is Catholic
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 22h
the Amish, the Mexicans and the Taliban will be the only societies left after AI users forget how to have make babies in real life
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 22h
i never got a satisfactory answer about what was going on in the Hasidic tunnels. were they fucking in there
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 22h
🥹 *kicks hoof in the air bashfully*
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 22h
calling something "spiritually Israeli" is an oxymoron because they don't have souls
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 22h
Thunder by Imagine Dragons has always felt spiritually-Israeli to me
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 22h
im a prancing pony with a shimmering palomino coat
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wubw3846.bsky.social
This user is 13 apples tall @wubw3846.bsky.social · 23h
Bro do you want to pretend to be horses tomorrow?
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