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alice (scary)

@yuriartillery.bsky.social

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FOREMOST AMONG THE DEMONS OF WAR, THE HELLION OF THE BATTLEFIELD, AND UNMATCHED BALLISTICS GENIUS (for women) / Alice Charlotte / she/it / lesbian

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alice (scary) @yuriartillery.bsky.social · Jan 16

parlay? negotiate? pray tell, why should the illustrious demon princess of heavy artillery, the very one who has scattered your forces like ashes, stoop to bartering with y- YOU CAN'T TALK TO "SOMEONE MORE HELPFUL" ABOUT THIS

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alice (scary) @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 1h

it will be available it in a sealed single use plastic clamshell packaging in the holy esoterica section of the seafood aisle in your supermarket

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alice (scary) @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 1h

i am desired such that if i ever return to the continental united states of america i am nearly certain they are going to draw and quarter me in the airport and share my flesh around the country like communion to maintain social cohesion.

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alice (scary) @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 1h

do you think alice sophia deserves tights

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alice (scary) @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 1h

why doesnt alice charlotte, the strongest of the alices, simply eat the other two?

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Kallidora Rhosferatu 🩸 @kallidorarho.bsky.social · 2h

ESSENTIAL TIP: you should be thinking about horned vipers and how cool they look at least once or twice a week

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alice (scary) @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 2h

we're all wearing pleated miniskirts but only i am mature enough for tights

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alice (scary) @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 2h

ive got to put together a uniform for "alice"

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alice (scary) @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 2h

thats scary. me too though

alice (scary) @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 3h

liking pokemon does unfortunately make you a bit of a mark. [someone brushes against my shoulder and i instinctively reach for my pocket shinx doll to make sure it hasnt been stolen]

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alice (scary) @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 3h

she can say mean things, for one

alice (scary) @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 3h

she has a lot more dignity than you do, bunny

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 3h

Thou canst consume; but I can then be ashes.

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alice (scary) @yuriartillery.bsky.social · Nov 13

can aphrodite recognize my true love for the steelworking women statues in the city square galatea style i promise i won't fumble it pygmalion style

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alice (scary) @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 9h

yes. very much so. you look lovely

alice (scary) @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 9h

clean your mirror

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alice (scary) @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 9h

as a slightly popular nicheblogger. i am very aware

alice (scary) @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 9h

it is cause for no small amount of concern or consternation

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alice (scary) @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 10h

im sleepy but im good at holding people down. nodding off while restraining you

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えいとぽんど @eito12.bsky.social · 2d

リーニエちゃん

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alice (scary) @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 12h

the self described radfem fascist would like to scold you for not voting for kamala harris

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alice (scary) @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 12h

when i block terfs on tumblr i come up against some really vile pieces of scum

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alice (scary) @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 15h

did you know swordmasters have great thighs and asses? you did? you were looking up my skirt, weren't you, pervert!!! [beats you to death cutely with the flat of my blade]

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alice (scary) @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 15h

she likes me more than you

alice (scary) @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 15h

im better at it than you

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alice (scary) @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 16h

"hypnosis isn't real. your will is your own and the manufacturer accepts no liability for your actions after the point of sale"