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Your Canadian Girlfriend

@yourcanadiangf.bsky.social

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Lives right next to your grandmother's house - where you keep your moped. Self-Made Orphan. Mystery Celebrity. Casino Audiophile. Prod: Danger! Health Films

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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 2m

time to watch some more vintage Price Is Right and see if Dian Parkinson's gonna show off a hot tub.

Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 4m

Disappointed to discover A House of Dynamite has nothing to do with my house that's covered in Dynamite magazines. Kathryn Bigelow could have won another Oscar....

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 1h

So let me get this shit straight. Y'all are... (checks notes)... pro-fascism and pro-king?

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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 1h

Madison Square Garden in 1939 was all about supporting the other side.

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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 1h

organizations that don't really care about news - just filing content.

Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 1h

judging from the number of customer service people I've seen in the last few weeks wearing masks, Covid is back. They are our canaries.

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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 1h

a simple car repair from a fender bender is way too expensive.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1h

Grown Man Licking Ice Cream Cone Placed On Sex Offender Registry https://theonion.com/grown-man-licking-ice-cream-cone-placed-on-sex-offender-registry/

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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 1h

Smog is good for children!

Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 2h

he knew he was having a problem of balance and let go of that guy's arm and kept walking like it wasn't an issue until he hit the floor. Mitch is too stupid to save himself.