IT'S ELLEN TIME!
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Wait, had to make a really small change, but now it's done
a ref of my chubby coyote dragon Ellen
*PETS YOU PETS YOU PETS YOU PETS YOU PETS YOU PETS YOU*
but clearly you are just a red strangely shaped coyote!
What if a coyote were to PET YOU?

I'm bluey
yabadeedabadooey
lofi bleats for deer to frolic to
You will spend an eternity with coyotes!
talking to your bladder: "the truth will set you free!"
then why do smell stimky like cheese?
you know that will result in bites :3
suddenly you noticed you are standing on a giant tortilla and a bib has appeared around the neck of a nearby coyote