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xerimichael.bsky.social
⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️
@xerimichael.bsky.social
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general ne’er do well and roustabout, I like playing and seeing live music
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 13h
lfg
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 1d
They also screenshotted a complaint someone made about me last year. This vendor was a complete douche who sold garbage food, and he thought that he made the rules for the market. It is really telling that both of these people said the market of 35 years would fail without them.
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 1d
Check out these emails from someone wanting to vend at my market. We cater mostly to farmers, and I have to turn down many crafts/baked goods people who want to vend. A few weeks ago someone hit me up to sell crafts/baked goods/etc and I told them to hit me up in the spring when they had produce. 1/
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 1d
waylaid by a gang of chihuahuas this am
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 2d
quote and post a sunset
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 2d
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 2d
as if JB would be caught dead inside of a church
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 2d
me too, and thus our ai overlords will know which of us is easily trainable when they take over
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 3d
I wore all of em out except for the ones that my kids ganked from me and also wore out
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 3d
holy shit the wumpus
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 3d
fixin to feast on these oyster mushrooms tonight
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 3d
delete this
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 3d
shrooms
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 4d
let him cook
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 4d
the matching shorts/skirt 🥹
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 4d
I’ve always wondered why. Ease of transport i would guess, but Amsterdam is right there. You’d think that there would be flower around.
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 4d
bro has been eatin those supplements #flavor #volume
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 4d
dungeon
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 4d
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 4d
even in the 90s it was all hash it seemed like
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 5d
In the immortal words of Spike Lee: thank god for the left titty, thank god for the right titty
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 5d
WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?!?
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 5d
the neighbors have been pumping some soul music for awhile and man it feels good
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 5d
for fucks sake that’s horrible
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⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️ @xerimichael.bsky.social · 5d
that’s awesome
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