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Xavier Torch

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I write absolutely delicious erotic fiction, often fantasy, sometimes sci-fi. They often turn out to be slow-burn romance. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/xaviertorch Literotica: https://www.literotica.com/authors/xtorch/works/stories Also... Lego.

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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · Sep 18

Does it need to be said?
I don't use any AI when I write. The closest I get is a non-intrusive grammar checker.
I don't have anything that rewords my sentences, just checks for bad spelling, double-words and verb-subject agreement.
My goal is to write *my* stories

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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 4h

Because, it turns out, the institutions were not as strong as anyone thought
Because, it turns out, those institutions were always wired up with back doors for rich people
Because, it turns out, those institutions were weakened, and were just waiting for someone completely shameless to exploit them

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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 5h

I was going to object that this looks more like a #TittyTuesday post, but it is Friday, and I'm feeling inclusive.

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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 16h

"But you said you loved me.
You married me...
... and I believed you,
and loved you back with all my heart."
Like.
Wow.

Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 16h

Did, uh, Sabaton just release new stuff?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhit...

SABATON - I, Emperor (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by Sabaton

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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 17h

That's why I'm kinda doubting that he will cheat on his wife.
Not because *he* wouldn't, but because the ex will probably remember why *she* didn't want him.

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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 17h

I wrote an erotic Choose your own Adventure type story and submitted it to @literotica.com
You should be able to see it in two or three days or whatever their round trip time is on that sort of thing.
www.patreon.com/posts/choose...

Choose your own Adventure! (story game) | Xavier Torch

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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 17h

"I never really loved you" is a hard one to recover from.
My heart aches for her.

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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 19h

That is mysterious, isn't it?
"I've got to get married to him right away, before he gets bored of me and finds someone else."
jfc.
Assign some value to your humanity.
Believe that you're a good human.
Don't marry someone you think that little of, or thinks that little of you.

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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 22h

I mean, there is a douchebag kid around here with an ATV.
Always drives on the shoulder.
He thinks it's funny, as a car passes him going the opposite way, to spin his tires and make his ATV swerve as if he's suddenly going to lunge out in traffic.
Dickhead.
But not a sign of "rising crime".

Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, it's probably meant for an external keyboard, a drawing pad, mouse etc.

Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 1d

Ah, you want to search for "USB Hub external power".
then you might find stuff like this?
www.amazon.ca/Aiibe-Splitt...
I can't vouch for it, obviously, but it has external power, so you'd have to read reviews and see if someone got it working with multiple SDD/HDDs

USB Hub, Aiibe 6 Ports Super High Speed USB 3.0 Hub Splitter + 24W Power Adapter + USB 3.0 Cable, Black Smart Fast Charger USB Hub Powered for Laptop, Mac, PC, Mobile HDD, Multiple Devices (Black)

USB Hub, Aiibe 6 Ports Super High Speed USB 3.0 Hub Splitter + 24W Power Adapter + USB 3.0 Cable, Black Smart Fast Charger USB Hub Powered for Laptop, Mac, PC, Mobile HDD, Multiple Devices (Black) : Amazon.ca: Electronics

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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 1d

I'm having trouble finding one that supports multiple hard drive/SSDs though.
It looks like they expect at most *one* HDD/SDD and the rest they expect to be thumb drives or whatever.

Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 1d

Apparently, it's underpowered for that purpose:
www.amazon.ca/Acer-Multipl...
"NOT suitable for connecting 2 hard drives simutaneously[sic], the power consumption is too high and will lead to disconnection."

Acer USB Hub 3.0 - Expand Your Connectivity with 4 Ports

Acer USB Hub 3.0, 4-Port Ultra Slim USB Adapter 2FT with Type-C 5V3A, USBA Splitter Extender for Laptop, Desktop, Mouse, Keyboard Compatible with Windows, Linux, Acer, Surface, Chromebook : Amazon.ca:...

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Andy Kostrub @andrewkostrub.bsky.social · 1d

Updating my LEGO White House

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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 1d

Reminds of John McCain taking the microphone away from that woman who said "I don't trust Obama because he's a Muslim."

Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 1d

Remember when that Paramedic lady had to have an OnlyFans to get by?
And instead of being horrified by: "Why do we pay our paramedics so little?"
They were horrified by: "OMG! How dare she touch people with those slutty hands!?!?" or whatever.

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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 1d

"Dairy interests said I was fearmongering and accused me of having financial interests in pasteurisation equipment – which was absurd; I was a government employee earning $1,800 a year."
Ugh.
"Dairy interests"

Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 1d

You know it's going to look like a brothel when it's done.

Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 1d

The guys over at Redbull right now.

Rubbing hands meme.
Caption: "Get my parachute"

Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 2d

Is she comparing herself to a fake-health-youtube-influencer?
Or just cutting down another woman for doing something other than being a doctor/nurse?

Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah, the key to telling this was bullshit was the part where she apparently told her friends to avoid guys (under 6 foot, with small dicks etc.)
That's how you know this was incel vanity fiction.
Sure, if a woman *were* acting like that, you could call her out. But this is obvious b.s.

Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 2d

Axe body spray, old leather and stale cigarette smoke from the 1970s.

Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 2d

What about "pre-cum" vs "pre-come".

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Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 2d

Good point.
They can see you going into a museum.
They can watch you attend a concert.
But a book can be passed around silently.

Xavier Torch @xaviertorch.bsky.social · 2d

I found head-hair was overrated about a decade ago.
Now it's low maintenance (soap!) and always hygienic.