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Sum FatKid
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I don’t know if I have the energy to rebuild this nonsense. PHL by DRTY
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · Feb 20
Remember that time like 10 days ago when I got in trouble on a social media platform cuz of the Super Bowl?

Go Birds.
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 8m
But we have a player named Dallas.

So he’s the ‘good Dallas’.
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 10m
It’s Anti-Cowboys.
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 24m
In this essay I will explain why Hurts is the worstest to ever play…
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 25m
Birds won.

Time to go make more chili than I should eat in a week.
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 29m
$2 gets me a Big Mac and a cheeseburger.
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 31m
Tank gonna have more yards than Saquon at this rate.
wunfatkid.bsky.social Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 3h
Bigsby is my hero.
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 34m
I’m glad we’re allowed to play all 4 quarters again.
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 35m
Can still avoid needless fluke injuries
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 36m
Nice stop Trot.
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 42m
There’s the Dotson target we were all waiting for.
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 44m
Bird knows ball.
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 45m
And the DP is your favorite baseball play.

We’ve had these clarifying discussions already.
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 50m
Dabol is gonna spontaneously combust.
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 55m
Uche all over that.
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 56m
There’s no rule that says you can’t crane kick a football.
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 1h
The best and only acceptable Dallas!
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 3h
Bigsby is my hero.
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 1h
Need a quart of Arby’s Sauce.
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 1h
Oh no.
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 1h
I own a car, doesn’t make me a mechanic.
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 1h
I used the ‘spent a night/did things’ rule and I’m 18 as well.

19 if you count transiting.
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 1h
18.

Hooray for work travel?
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 1h
The only good Dallas.
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 1h
They should stop fighting each other.
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 1h
The football cop and Tom are talking about the refs being in a slump.
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