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WulfHelm
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Bretwalda of the Angli. Generous host of the Mead Hall Lord of Wülferhampton. Please use your Gods responsibly. Hinc videre possum domum tuam.
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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · Mar 14
The sun will rise in the East tomorrow.

Your attendance is not required.

It would be nice if you were there though.
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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 15m
That's more an (accurate) character assessment than a legal definition.
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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 19m
I'll give you a five minute head start.
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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 24m
My Dad was.
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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 26m
a man in a suit and tie says " ok and ? "
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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 32m
Yes.
two men standing in a store with the words no fork ' andles ' andles for forks
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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 34m
Yes, but in Magyar.

WHO THE FUCK SPEAKS MAGYAR?
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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 40m
No I'm not.
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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 41m
You're Hungarian.

What did you know?
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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 45m
Unpopular* opinion.

Monty Python were shite and their movies were shiter.

*like I give a tuppeny upright for what you think.
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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 1h
Also, kilns.
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Bazz @bazz67.bsky.social · 1h
Could I respectfully request Mr Pip to bark at cars with LED headlights brighter than the fucking sun. Driving to work at 5am and they do my head in. Cunts.
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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 1h
Aww, sooo sweet!

Unfortunately, I recall what happened to the last person to suggest Mr Pip might be a 'Beat Poet, Daddyo'.

And no.

The remains have never been recovered.
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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 1h
4 XL.
a man in a plaid shirt is making a please sign
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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 1h
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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 1h
Wow. That's almost something somebody might want to eat.
two men are standing next to each other and one of them is raising his fist .
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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 1h
One word away from accuracy.
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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 1h
I am at the thinking braces look sexy stage of being fat.
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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 1h
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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 2h
In fish pie?

ARE YOU FRENCH?
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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 2h
This week's Mr Pip Has Barked At will be presented by Mr Pip.

That is all.
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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 2h
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) fish pie with fish bits, prawns, mussles and squid things, etc, topped with mashed tatties.

Lower tables. Take a wild fucking guess.

Vegetarian/vegan option. Being told to fuck off, repeatedly.

Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever.
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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 11h
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Patrick Seurre @patrick.seurre.com · 12h
'The night sky is beautiful isn't it?. What you're seeing is light from long dead stars thousands of light years away that stopped shining millions of years ago leaving only darkness and emptyness'...
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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 13h
Good morning.
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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 13h
LOTR.
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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 23h
Not if I've got anything to do withnit.
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