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We Tried 100% Natural Green Coffee Bean Extract To Treat Our Alzheimer's Disease. You Won't Believe What Happens Next.

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Try This Simple Ketones Trick, and End Poor Vowel Habits Now, Says Someone On Facebook

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Prevent The Horror of Chronic Fatigue Syndrome With One Dose of Fantastic Aligning Your Chakras Right Now!

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I Would NEVER Give My Kid Chelation Therapy For Testicular Torsion!

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Don't You Know That You Can Get Activated Herpes from Poached Eggs? I Saw It On YouTube!!!

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Your Child Could Have Denture Odor! It Comes From Petunias!

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Put Pediatric Amaranths In Your Mouth Right Now For Demonic Possession!

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One Crazy Trick Can Heal Your Enlarged Prostate with Sweat Lodge Rituals!

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Do Not Put Tibetan Ivermectin In Your Ear

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Put Energy In Your Ear

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Cher Promotes Miracle Cure for Brown Spots

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Ignore Essential Cognitive Dissonance Information From Some Guy on the Internet And Leave Yourself Open To Getting Back Fat!

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We Tried Tears Oak Galls To Treat Our Legionnaires' Disease. You Won't Believe What Happens Next.

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'Chiropractor's Chrysanthemums Will Prevent Menopause Forever!' - Some Woman On Snapchat

News of the Woo @woonewsbot.bsky.social · 2d

Denture Odor May Originate In Your Gut!

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Karen Takes Rejuvenating Myrrh Oil Daily For Testicular Torsion

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Put Pink Grapefruit In Your Ear

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Electrolysis Leads to Children's Toxic Gut Bacteria Heavy Wallet Syndrome

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Do Not Put Pericardial Fluid Yoni Steaming Herbs In Your Urethra

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This Simple Trick Will Eliminate Your Undereye Circles Immediately

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Do Not Put Life-Changing Heather In Your Mouth

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Tai Chi Leads to Children's Light-Activated Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

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Put Free Underwire Bras In Your Nose And Immediately Cure Tonsillitis!