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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕

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Est. 7/23/2023 User #366,132 💙🌊I block all MAGA. F orange bag o’shit Atheist. Keep it to yourself No DM unless permission No Porn/bear shit! US expat living in Mexico I ❤️ RUSH, IPAs, margaritas,🐈🐈‍⬛ 🐈, ND☘️, al pastor tacos, funny people & walks on my beach

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · Mar 2

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 5h

Zap. Zap zap zap zap.

Oh my god, I wish.

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 5h

I’m non-confrontational. But, goddamnit, there comes a time.

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 5h

Reported.😏

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 6h

I should have stopped at the,
‘A priest, a Nazi, & a parrot walk into a bar …’ joke.

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 6h

So glad you are safe & have power. From there, injured can be patched & hungry, fed. But take a moment for yourself. You r strong & powerful. You have the world helping & cheering you on. Rest assured, civilized citizenry will not let Putin get away with these atrocities. To The Hague with him.

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 6h

Duuude, you just encapsulated the feeling of today’s ’family drops over unexpectedly wanting to know if they can take a dump in your RO filter’.

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 6h

Wanted: Genius Admin

Description: Administrative Assistant willing to go above & beyond

Pay: I suppose, if I have to.

Benefits: You know that door that squeaks in your house?

Job description: Yeah, those.

Board Certifications: Lol

Specialties: Can you wingman?

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 7h

Füçk. My ROTFL emoji just went on strike. Now I’m stuck with either ‘High Five!’ or ‘Confused Ew’ face slash ‘your dad is slow because of government cheese cuts’ face.

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 7h

😂🤣

Andy Merrill “Brak” 🐸 ❌👑 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 16h

I was in the woods.

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 7h

Omg. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of being and ideal grace.
I love thee to the level of every day’s
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
I love thee freely,
blah blah blah …..

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 7h

Hhahaha! Wut?! No!

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 8h

Oh, sorry, @arlenemach.bsky.social ,
didn’t mean it THAT way. Oh my gosh.

F me as in, I’m so screwed.

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 8h

Breaking News: I’ve figured out 6 1/2 pieces of Chex Mix is the correct amount.

(Fine print: It took me 2 minutes after seeing … well, never mind that! To figure out … (shit what was my point?)

*starts giggling uncomfortably long, snorting at the end*)

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 9h

Füçk me.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 9h

My body: “Whoa, whoa, whoa! What the fuck is this?! H2O?! Are you shitting me?! Hahahaha!”

Me: 🤨

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 9h

Has you twisted around his toe beans.

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 10h

If only that stupid motherfucker spent more time at the range.

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 16h

And they pray to an imaginary white man genie in the sky who they hope will grant their wishes.🙄

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 16h

This weirdo thinks this is gonna do anything to make this go away. Nice try, fuckface.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22h

Mike Johnson: "Suddenly now, they've somehow convinced themselves that the Epstein files will be damaging to President Trump and Republicans in some way that they've imagined, and so they feign outrage."

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 16h

“A 2021 survey found that 42% of consumers didn’t know Lay’s were made out of the spuds.”

Is anyone surprised these 42% morons voted for a lying felon pedophile rapist traitor who cheats at golf with tiny hands?

peachiiKim @peachiikimaf.bsky.social · 20h

*laughs in Dan Quayle*

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Diana 💙 @jstmeinmo.bsky.social · 21h

Absolutely This!!!

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 16h

These hypocrite motherfuckers think we’re stupid.🤬

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 16h

Power move.😂

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 17h

I’m gonna print off all your daily update photos and, like cartoon animators, am gonna flip thru the pages, but in reverse, to animate leaves being put back on the tree.😁

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Spin Creep & Alias Space Cat 🐸🥔🌮 @spincreep.bsky.social · 1d

Uvalde's on some bullshit again...

MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 1d

🚨 Married GOP Rep. Tony Gonzales allegedly had an affair with his senior aide, Regina Aviles — who was found dead after she supposedly doused herself in gasoline and set herself on fire, per The Daily Mail.

Uvalde Police are blocking release of the 911 call, video & records. (Daily Mail)

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