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Woodlouse [18+]

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · Apr 9

hey do you want to give me money for a drawing. then great news. i have none and would like yours.

$25 USD for a single character black and white sketch
+$10 USD per additional character

To check my availability, check my bio or my website.

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 3h

i really do just need to stop looking at the profiles of people who pissed me off because it only gives me one feeling and it's "I'm going to send you to Hell" and then i click away just feeling worse

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 3h

when you fumble his bajina so badly you strongly consider soomaside

Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 4h

beautiful fat men have me doing this shit in real life

a bald man wearing headphones and glasses is looking at the camera .

ALT: a bald man wearing headphones and glasses is looking at the camera .

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 4h

I'd like to thank atrolux for this expression. I can't really pin any specific piece of theirs that inspired this but i can't help but point at this and go "the snake incest guy is responsible for me drawing this exact face"

Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 4h

its crazy how little drawn porn affects me but the moment i see a man's fat jiggle in the physical space in any respect i genuinely get the urge to go walk a mile in the pouring rain

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 4h

Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 5h

Isn't it so great when you meet someone at a party and you immediately hit it off? I wouldn't know, I don't get invited to parties.

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#woodlouseart #nsfw #furry

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 5h

Promise you won't let this one flop.

Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 6h

i need kpop demon hunters to stop appearing in my field of vision that movie was so fucking buns i watched that shit on an airplane and still feel like i wasted my time

Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 6h

oh this shit is heat. you aren't ready

Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 7h

on it

Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 8h

The one on the left is Roadkill, my aaaancient oc who i haven't drawn in, like, actual years. I miss her.

The one on the right is some buff moron. He's her friend, and doesn't get a name yet.

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 8h

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 8h

i miss you my baby

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 12h

its so crazy how i could 100% live off of egg salad on toast

Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 14h

grendel lactates

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Dark Violet @darkviolet.bsky.social · 15h

Your name is BECQUEREL. You are currently sitting on a BROKEN PILLAR on the edge of the ISLAND. It is a lovely day, complete with WARM SUNSHINE and the smell of TROPICAL JUNGLE on the BRISK BREEZE. And, in general, you feel that ALL IS WELL WITH THE WORLD.

Becquerel, from Homestuck by Andrew Hussie, with his dick out.

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 1d

this thought entered my mind violently and im not really into it but damn if it isn't a strong one.

i guess im a little bit into it. the 'peril' aspect. clawing at his arm and gasping for air as he presses himself flush against your back. hello.

Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 1d

what if a big hirsute heavyset man held you in a headlock and squeezed harder 'n you slowly realized he wasnt going to stop but the time where you were able to choke out a 'help..!' had already passed and now youre just trembling and hoping he stops before your head pops off your shoulders

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 1d

Okay, well, at least you're honest. You can have a *little* bit of eggy sal

Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 1d

oh god i want another slice of toast with egg salad already. im supposed to be on a calorie deficit..

Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 1d

you're just buttering me up so you can have some of my bounteous crop of egg salad. i see through your lies, egg-slut.

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 1d

made another jar of egg salad outta 12 eggs... i bought 60 eggs. i will make egg salad a number of more times before this month is over

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 1d

*deletes it after im done*

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Woodlouse [18+] @woodlouse.bsky.social · 1d

*makes a discord server to watch all of danny phantom with other people (everyone is muted and can only comment on what's happening through general)*

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