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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · Apr 7

Don’t make me tap the sign (except Milkdud obvs)

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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1h

Mac from Always Sunny sat in a karate gi next to country mac

Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1h

I’ve heard of the posting brigades but come on

makhnovsky.chanson🇺🇦🇵🇸 @makhnovsky.bsky.social · 2h

Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 3h

Do you think they’re going to do a Lucy Connolly style martyrdom campaign for him or is he just too much of a cunt even for the right

The Independent @the-independent.com · 3h

Joey Barton guilty of sending ‘grossly offensive’ social media posts

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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 3h

*Trying to describe the idea of a long wait to AmeriKKKans* imagine your burger taking forever

Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 9h

Saul Williams on NTS 🫡

Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 10h

I mean fair play, they said they were pro growth and they turned a routine football public safety gig into an excellent opportunity for racist grifters

Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 10h

*getting questioned by the police for turning up in the home end greased up like Bronson ready for a scrap* this is discrimination and you will be hearing from my solicitor

flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 11h

Stuff from crackpot activists that cropped up on my TL this morning is wild. Do you think the public will be horrified when you tell them that stewards were twitchy because you went to the home end as away fans, then made a big show of being away fans? Have you been to a football match before.

We were proud to cheer on Aston Villa tonight together in our Zioness shirts - which apparently were so controversial that Islamists reported us and claimed we are @MaccabiTLVFC fans (the horror!). Instead of telling the bigots to take a hike, the stadium pulled us out of our seats to interrogate us before shout 30 security guards and police about being Zionists, and accused us of wearing Israeli football club shirts.
I was then personally asked by the stadium security what "Zioness" means to me — to which I answered, a female Zionist. Luckily, the statt and police realized how stupid this is and allowed us to returned to our seats in peace...but this is absolutely racist discrimination and we will not be silent about it. It cannot be that fans are discriminated against this way by extremists simply because of who we are.

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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 11h

We’re bringing back physiognomy folks

The Economist @economist.com · 1d

A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality

Should facial analysis help determine whom companies hire?

A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality

econ.st

Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1d

Trump stood in the oval standing gormless at his desk while several people attend to one of his retinue who’s fainted. The Eric Andre Show’s “We’ll Be Right Back” text is in the left corner

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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1d

Anglofuturism is an oxymoron. There can be no future for humanity unless the perfidious Anglo is either subjugated or destroyed

Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1d

Imagining 35k yank soldiers just full on mutinying and turning to banditry

Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1d

It honestly reads like a sort of Habsburg columnist consuming their own product. Like it’s got the incoherence of yer da free styling after decades of being cooked in Anglo media sphere, with more ominous implications

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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1d

I read it as that annoying whimsy British columnists have. Like they’re being slightly facetious, apart from the threat of the communists and dour modernity holding us back. Imagine the future our techno-fash could unleash!

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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1d

What the hell did I just read

Krusty the Klown stood on stage with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth dumbfounded

Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1d

If we’re going to shoot for Mars we’re firing fucking columnists first

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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1d

Klaxon and weapon were ones I enjoyed

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「ＹＡＳＥ」 eclipse @eclipse.yase.world · 7d

I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night

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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1d

Trying to play Bogeys in the house, but the landlord’s just invited themselves in for a brew and threatening them if they do

Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1d

Time was we used to watch Dick & Dom in da bungalow. Now I’m getting dicked by my domme, because of woke

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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1d

Exactly lol. Like housing market is dead over there, the government’s shut down, farmers can’t sell their soybeans to their main market. The only growth industries are scams or the Burger Gestapo

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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1d

Much of what’s driving GDP growth in the US is essentially seven companies shuffling money around between them and building data centres that are going to be useless in 5 years’ time. Meanwhile everything else is falling off a cliff

Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1d

It’s so cool companies can just go “errr yeah, it’s AI why we’re cutting costs” when the entire economy is in the toilet

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 1d

(Bloomberg) - US companies announced the most job cuts for any October in more than two decades as artificial intelligence reshapes industries and cost-cutting accelerates ..

@bloomberg.com #Challenger
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

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Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1d

Probably a heady mix of Treasury Mindset terrified of losing a revenue stream from fuel and keeping climate apocalypse going for fiscal sensibilities, McSweeney’s Nu-fash, and Reeves’ cargo cult Blairism mixed with her own ineptitude

Juan Desayuno @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 1d

Going into the office strapped up like Neo in the matrix in case a swarm of guinea pigs tries to eat me