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winklesbloke.bsky.social
Simon, but spookier.
@winklesbloke.bsky.social
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Woke lefty, plant fueled, cyclist and runner. Almost certainly not as clever as he'd like to think. he/him
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Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 1h
True, if they can't dust for vomit, they almost certainly can't do it for tods.
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Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 1h
Post them their own turds.
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Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 1h
Ugh. Some people need their stupidity to cost them money before they jack it in.
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Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 2h
You'd think that you'd only be stupid enough to do that the once...
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Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 4h
I must be due a rewatch actually...
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Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 4h
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Jessica Hynes (née Stevenson) and Simon Pegg as Daisy Steiner and Tim Bisley in Spaced.
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Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 5h
Good, honest, English dinosaurs. Not like any of that foreign muck.
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Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 5h
The radio station we have on in the office guarantees not to play the same song twice during any given work day. Unfortunately, they seem to use the same playlist every single day.
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Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 6h
A bicycle bottle cage, only it has been designed to hold a banana. A meme of Fry from Futurama with narrowed eyes, with the text "NOT SURE IF WANT" beneath.
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Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 18h
Oh mate, I'm so sorry. Look after yourself.
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Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 1d
He'd look less alien if he wasn't on one of those sky sled things out of Flash Gordon.
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Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 1d
Good lord.
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Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 1d
Needs more Captain Tom.
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Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 1d
Hold up, bread knife lady doesn't change her sheets and towels or regularly wash her sport kit either?
A cartoon drawing of a smelly character with a long, dripping nose, in a dustbin with the words "PONGO SNODGRASS" written on it.
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Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 1d
If you see this, quote post with a vampire who isn't Dracula.
John Amplas as Martin, in the George A. Romero film of the same name. He is a young white man and has a syringe clenched in his teeth.
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Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 1d
I didn't think I was a particular clean freak, but I'm beginning to wonder.
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Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 1d
I'm already washing up my plate, the butter knife, chopping board etc. May as well do the bread knife at the same time.
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Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 1d
Apparently not that filthy though, because a quick message to the family WhatsApp confirms I am the only member of the household to wash the bread knife.
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Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 1d
It's alright, I *am* a filthy fucking bastard.
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Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 1d
Was there not *discourse* a while back about people washing bread?
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Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 1d
I dunno, it sort of worked, from an administrative perspective. I suspect that Grimsby has more in common with Hull than, say, Boston.
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Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 1d
Half term t'other side of the Humber. My lad is off college for two weeks I think.
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Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 1d
Based on my experience of strong painkillers, I'd decline any telephone offers of housing insurance, for example, if I were you.
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Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 1d
*I am not a careers adviser, and telling your boss to fuck off is entirely at your own risk.
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Simon, but spookier. @winklesbloke.bsky.social · 1d
"Fuck off."
The two words you need to help you push back at work
Ambition and work ethic help us succeed, but how can we stop drive damaging our health?
www.bbc.co.uk
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