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mary
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i feel like that’s borderline! i will allow it but it’s gotta go at the bottom
look i’m gonna say it. when i am reading the trivia section on imdb i want trivia about that movie. i do not care if two actors also starred in something else. that’s not relevant to my interests. be better.
me at 24, insane, referencing my current husband: it’s not like i’m gonna MARRY this guy
the west wing is a show about aaron sorkin’s a capella fetish
it was sooooo fun. she also said when they were planning the tour, her first question was “can we please do one at the greek” 😭. which i genuinely believe because she could have booked somewhere a lot bigger.
ok it was worth being the oldest person in the world to see that. i forgot how much fun really high production value shows are. she was out here on hydraulic risers and also sang supercut while on a treadmill at a full run.
i’m on line to get into lorde and as it turns out, i am the oldest person in the world
i’m on line to get into lorde and as it turns out, i am the oldest person in the world
the west wing is a show about deborah fiderer’s alpaca farm.
wait’ll you see my famously bad dance moves
making a bestie move 2 blocks away from me is still going so well, i called him to ask if he wanted to watch the weirdly plentiful group of hawks screaming above my building and he didn’t but he did invite me to come over to come party with his dog. on a whim!!! neighbors!!
the west wing is a show about how writers are the biggest brained sexiest people around but they can’t actually have sex bc they’re too busy Raising The Bar
i had a few sips of vietnamese coffee again and i’m ready to speak my truth.
if you keep opening and then abandoning like 3 diet cokes at a time, you are 3 ladies.
coke zero is misogyny bc diet coke is for ladies. i don’t mean that only ladies can have diet coke i mean that when someone opens a diet coke, they apply a veneer of “lady” until it is finished. and some people are too afraid to be ladies for that time and that’s why coke zero was invented.
i’m lou bega and this is my son, ruta
i’m really glad the city of new york realized we still needed eric adams on the debate stage and transplanted his insane manner of speaking into curtis sliwa
i would keep buying mesquite! i’ve become dependent on mesquite bread. it’s load-bearing in my home.
i am going to cause a scene. not sure how yet. maybe take over a boat of some kind.
yes join me in this realm!!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone in the bay area should be going to house of phin coffee, it is so good if you like sweet treats, i got the salted milk coffee and it ruuuuuuules. can also vouch for egg coffee, ube, and the one with mint.
i, a non caffeine drinker generally, just had half a vietnamese iced coffee with foam. it was delicious. i am skittering around the ceiling btw.
@billhookunion.beanyear.com my husband @leosdad.bsky.social has made the best bread i’ve ever had by using some mesquite flour from your bean box! i keep meaning to email the full recipe, and i will, but in the meantime look at it!
everyone on the bus is my friend